Cows Are Evil
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Uberdragon (me) is representing the pro side, while CowsAgainstHumanity (my good friend) is representing the con side. Before I begin may I say good luck to both of us.
To begin, I hereby proclaim that all cow bovine things are super evil. Have you ever noticed that your cows are secretly plotting against you? Yes, they are! Your favorite milk creating four legged farm toy wants to shoot you and then rape your sexy wife (or husband). My evidence from this comes from the existence of Mad Cow Disease, which clearly states in the name that all cows are mad. Also I have personally found that all cows have beef and will want to throw hands with you until you die and cows rule the world!
Next, i will refute my opponents argument. I will speak in first person.
Cows, your argument is invalid. Milk does not come out of the cow's penis, it comes out of the utters, obviously.
To continue, cows like splattering us with their white milk. They know that milk contributes to the development of facial acne and also that some people will die if they drink it. Also, cows are huge. Obviously, if cows are huge then they want to roll over us and destroy our organs so that they can reclaim all the grasses and then form a milk republic founded under the principles of the ancient Bovan republic, so if we start feeling for these cows they will take advantage of that and kill us all. Yes, you too you fat cow. Who do you think you are raping my sexy wife and then eating my children to contribute to you obesity?
Anyone can clearly see that your arguments are ridiculous. I was there when you "visited" that horse, i was there, watching. I saw what you did. I saw things that i can never unsee. I saw you mutilate that poor mammal, and i saw start to chew on its flesh. You are disgusting! Then you blame the results of your sick mental disease on innocent creatures who only harm in self defense, or when provoked. You seriously need to rethink what you are saying here. When you went to "help" that horse, you tried to load it into your truck, then put it under a tarp. Now, pertaining to us telling you to moove, and looking threatening, we were trying to send you a message to leave that poor horse alone. The only thing that stopped you from turning that horse into stew is me sending a message to the police, but then you blamed the injuries the horse sustained, on a good race: cows.
I rest my case.
Only two lines allowed for final rebuttal.
Three for conclusion.
I did not go to mutilate that horse, where's your proof you sheep shagger! I was just taking a tour for publicity and to support animal rights. Because all animals other than the self entitled cows should be able to vote.
In conclusion, you should not trust your cow because they want to end you. Eat all the beef you want friends, because if you don't the beef will eat you. The cows have been planning their white rebellion for years now, and we cannot stand for another bovan republic. Join arms with me, for cows are evil.
To conclude, I really trust that eventually you'll realize that the bovine race wants to live in harmony with you. We don't hate you, want to rape you, or want to kill you. What we want is to be treated as equals, friends, even. We want to live along side you in a beautiful symbiotic relationship. Thank you.
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Vote Placed by bladerunner060 2 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: A troll debate, of course. I don't really have an opinion one way or another on this one, and troll debates are almost always entirely subjective, so I'm just nulling it.
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