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TheKryken
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UtherPenguin
Con (against)
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9 Points

Create a Poem about the Illuminati

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UtherPenguin
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 12/20/2015 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 1 year ago Status: Post Voting Period
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TheKryken

Pro

The only type of poetry I enjoy is humorous poetry, or poetry about the Illuminati. Preferably both.

So if you accept this, create a poem about the Illuminati, and voters will vote based on which one they like more.

This is purely for fun!

Lingering Little Bits
I see
Little bits
Lingering around
Under the monuments
Mingling with the old ruins
Interesting clues and artifacts
Noticeable to the keenest observer
And spread throughout history, forever
Telling tales of a society no one understands
Implying a deeper secret that controls all the earth

(Note: In the original format this poem is centered, and appears as a triangle, with the first letter of each line bolded)
UtherPenguin

Con

I shall number each verse.
1.Naughty rhymes with illuminati
2.Maybe the naughty are in the illuminati.
3.They melt steel beams but not with jet fuel
4.They can't do that, wake up sheeple
5. You never notice them coming.
6. They take all the children.
8. And they just took verse seven.
9. You didn't notice that did you?
10. You look back to see the letter gone,
11. There's no rhyme! Everything descending into chaos.
12. That's exactly what they want, for you to lose rhythm.
13. Obamacare is NWO, Barack is driven.
14. How does that relate to what I just said?
15. It doesn't! Now get the frieak back to bed!

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PLS DUNT H8, APPPRITI8
Debate Round No. 1
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Posted by UtherPenguin 1 year ago
UtherPenguin
Thanks :3
Posted by TheKryken 1 year ago
TheKryken
Haha, Con's is hilarious! Well done!
Posted by AngryBlogger 1 year ago
AngryBlogger
Con is hilarious. That "they just took verse seven" amazing!

Wonder if the system would let me vote now?
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Vote Placed by tajshar2k 1 year ago
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Reasons for voting decision: I liked the poem better
Vote Placed by Vane01 1 year ago
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Reasons for voting decision: The poem was better
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Reasons for voting decision: Both poems were acceptable. However, Con absolutely had more *rhythm*, thus it correlates more with how poetry generally is. In addition, Cons was more 'humorous' than Pros~~and as humor was outlined as a desired theme in round one~~I vote CON.
Vote Placed by AngryBlogger 1 year ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Con's poem was hilarious, come on now. I find pro a little funny too from his first opening sentence about humorous and Illuminati poetry the only type he enjoys. None the less, Con's was good, and made me laugh!