Cthulhu for Prime Minister
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Cuthuhlu is will deal with unemployment by killing unemployed people he will destoy ISIS instantlyand stop people worrying about getting on the property ladder by destroy all civilisation. He is also not an idiot, he knows global warming exists, however he is pro globale warming as it will allow him to destroy the civilisation at the mountains of madness and spread his under water relm across the entire earth.
With a water realm, a new species of funny smelling fish people will emerge. We will have to learn underwater kung fu techniques to deal with renegade stingrays. And having a leader with impressive octopus anatomy, the Japanese tentacle ecchi market could become over-saturated.
Whilst this maybe true the great old one really knows about the issues of today. Equality, in ecanomic equality terms everyone will have a perfect equality of opportunity due to having only two meaningful choices, become Cthulhu's slave or die. And then their's gender and racial equality, Cuthulhu considers everyone inferior to him. Now i know what you're thinking, mental heath, well Cuthulha really understands mental health, he does that because he turns people who see his terrible might insane.
You want to live your tentacle hentai fantasy than go enjoy.
/||But if we under water a lot then there are soggy tacos.
Also, I am not a strong swimmer.
Gareth_BM forfeited this round.
I hope you and Cthulhu make each other happy.
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