The Instigator
omelet
Pro (for)
Winning
22 Points
The Contender
Danielle
Con (against)
Losing
19 Points

DDO Rap Tourney Finals: omelet vs. theLwerd

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after 8 votes the winner is...
omelet
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 6/10/2010 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 6 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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Debate Rounds (3)
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Votes (8)

 

omelet

Pro

O M E L E T
An alien to your skillet, just like my name was ET
You wanna be me
But when you close your eyes, you cry, cuz you know you won't defeat me

O M E L E T
I'm bubbling in a skillet, picture it in 3-D
And when you see me
Now you just close your eyes, you cry, and know you'll never beat me

Which is pretty fucing sad, cuz I'm an egg
Well maybe a bit more, but I'll break your fucing leg
And what I said, I meant that in a literal sense
But you're dense, you prolly thought of the other sense instead

Just a pre-warning I ain't tryna be mean
But I really can't blame you for your low self-esteem
At least if in real life, you look how you seem
On the internet, but hey, given that that's obscene

I won't make that extreme of an assumption
I'm a breakfast food, you'll rarely find me in a luncheon
Trapped in a dungeon
I'll force my way into your stomach and augment your cholesterol consumption

A bit of advice, you should examine your head
Or maybe don't bother, cuz you're soon to be dead
Do the world a favor, start consuming some lead
Or just lay the fuc down and I'mma put you to bed

O M E L E T
I'm sliding down your gullet, now I'm making you queasy
You shouldn't eat me
Cuz bitc I'm too much to stomach, my portions are not fucing measly

O M E L E T
L's digestive system should maybe just take it easy
I'm fucing greasy
My analytical mind, now it's time for me to show that shi discreetly

And so, after that let's review what we know
She used dos accounts to vote, bitc is a ho
Maybe more, what a whor, it just goes to show
But hey, that's also true for most of the average joes

So let's see what we have in common
Well first, we're not attracted to men, we like a woman
And we like to debate, that's not a problem
But that's it, now I'll list some differences, yeah I got em

On a normal scale she's a four, I'm a ten
A whor, a gentleman, what I said before, it stands
Lets not confuse the situation or make pretend
The score, I'm gonna win, what's more, I shoulda said

L's pretty much the worst rapper alive
On the totem pole, I'm high, I'm the chief of the tribe
What I say is interesting and that's why
To my newsletter I know you'll subscribe

O M E L E T
Green peppers and some onion, this spinach is fucing leafy
Turn on your TV
The food network is on, what a surprise, and I bet you f'ing see me

O M E L E T
Shut it down, first round, I know you don't believe me
I'm fucing steamy
And I'll burn your fucing tongue off, bitc you were stupid to fucing heat me
Danielle

Con

== INTRODUCTION ==

Many thanks to omelet for the battle, and feverish for hosting this tournament. Vi told me that my opponent spelled omelet wrong (omelette) but I actually found out that both spellings are correct. So, in case anyone missed it, O M E L E T is how you spell omelette lol. I'm sorry for the minor delay and I look forward to a fun and interesting final battle!

== LYRICS ==

Expect you'll talk about eggs like I'm s'posed to respect it
Forget it - you're toast so I'll eat you for breakfast
Cuz your verse was awful - critical and trivial
Any worse would be unlawful - uncivil like a criminal
All you spit is full of sh!t - your lyrics dull and pitiful
Subliminal tricks - some d!cks think you're equipped with skill
It's comical - they believe you got it killed, prodigal
All you talk about is being a fvcking omelet (!!!), still
They think you got talent but you haven't - you're sedated
Concentrate on sounding like you're not constipated
You bark in a monotone - you groan like Darth Vader
I'm the light in dark night that's bright for star gazers
I'm a harsh hater -- it's not hard to be greater
My words seep deep and keep scarring like razors
All you got is tricks [Trix] like a silly white rabbit
I drop hits in lines like an addict with bad habits
I gotta have it - the number 1 spot - I deserve it
I'm adequate at it -- my fly verse was perfect
Poppin yours like a first zit I could hurt it or nurse it
Topping like a boss but I know how to work it
See my future's bright - I can see it like a psychic
I'm the superhero and you are just my side kick
You zero - I write sick rhymes like this right quick
They hit you like tequila with a lime twist
I'll kill you in this rhyme fest -- Suits me like J. Lo in a tight dress
No halo last time I checked -- I fight best like the Dark Knight, test
This and I'll bite (not rest) when I write
I'm getting sh!t off of my chest, alright?
Your words miss - they suck like they're infants on nipples
My disses consistent - next instant you're crippled
Receed like your hair line cuz I drop rare rhymes
Bleed in my spare time -- I fly higher than airlines
You try to attack by saying I'M not attractive
The fact is there's always guys acting to mack this
You prick - I'm inclined to believe you're a cactus
Or a d!ck's that's on fire and I'm the one with the matches
Your rhymes all sound the same - I'm telling you: LAME
How many times you need to practice spelling your name?
And by the way you spelled it wrong - which I find hysterical
After you made fun of phil - you're gonna need a better drill
Allergic to your sh!t, jerk - Next time leave a Benadryl
No trick to her word spit - All I need's a pen to kill
So sorry for mistakes I made but despite what many say
I'll fight that I'm right - I won those debates anyway
I planned to take things in my own hands - I'm a bandit
Vigilante vengence - You're too bland to understand it
Upped the ante with my scandal but no vandal since
You're the one with the panties from how I handled this
Debate Round No. 1
omelet

Pro

L, I like how you figured that I want your respect
When I - don't really care, couldn't give a fuc less
Yeah, your rhymes were a mess, officially failed the test
Were bad rappin a crime you would be under arrest
And what I wanna address - your voice was a wreck
If you gave it up now, it'd be our ears you'd protect
And if I wanna be honest I can't say quit, you're ahead
But you can quit, you're behind, preserve your pride instead
You've fucing cried, you've bled, but I bet you're concerned
Didn't know this shi would turn out the way that it's turned
Learned you're lower than me, bitc, that shi musta burned
Now I'm taking the title that we both know that I've earned
L you've been spurned, I'm in the spot that you've yearned for
And now just what have you learned, whor?
It's a fact you're behind me, what my P-90's now turned toward
Let's fast forward, now it's time to adjourn court, yeah

Subzero celsius, as cold as ice
Now I - Think you better up and roll the dice
I've got some old advice, and I think I'm gonna share it with you
You'll lose when you face me yo I told you twice
This bitc is bold as mice, she's a little fucing shy
She's hiding her face, like gee, I wonder why
Gonna cry inside, every time she sees a mirror
It shatters, it has a fear of ugly, not gonna lie
This bitc is frozen inside, she's as cold as ice
Alone in the antarctic no one's telling her hi
And yes, even Vi_Veri is verily bi
L isn't quite enough for her, she needs her a guy
Ha ha, what's worse is what she produced
She was given two weeks, shi should be up through the roof
But it sucked, out of ten I'd say it's egg of the goose
And if you wait for me next round I'mma fucin let loose, yeah.

And the reason you're so cold
Is that your body has stopped functioning
Ya know. I mean, the body's normally 98.2 degrees, but yours is freezing
Need to get that shi looked at
If anyone's willing to look at you, hahah
Danielle

Con

Calm reflection as I ponder the Comments Section
You guys are so hard on me like you got an erection
They're expecting rejection so instead of accepting
I'm excelling they're hating, complaining and yelling
I'm used to it but I refuse to quit - If I lose so be it, I still choose to spit
You think I give two sh!ts 'bout kids from Massachusetts?
The d0uche got zits and he's thinner than a tooth pick
You want me to lose quick - The winner when I'm ruthless
That's what the truth is - Don't get it confused, b!tch
You're just a few youth (kids) - Stupid and useless
With loose lips - Talk sh!t and get hit with two fists

Never said I could rap but clearly I'm an artist
Lyrically I'm farther - try harder - you're garbage
I'm a hard b!tch - I admit - product of environment
Where I'm from conduct determines if you die in it
You made your bed so get on it - get lying in it
I'm eating you, omelet - that's why I'm dining on SH!T
I got more one-liners than a stand-up comedian
You say I'm so cold but can't handle the heat I bring
If omelet made you sick then let in on this medicine
I'm light years ahead of him - Just call me Thomas Edison
The recorder this boy bought is a voice distorter
Which unfortunately don't do a lot for for ya

[CHORUS] But I am, whatever you say I am
If I wasnt, then why would I say I am?
In the forums, the Wiki every day I am
But no fans give love to my jams

Cuz I am, whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the forums, the Wiki every day I am
I dunno that's just the way I am

Professional sound quality don't bother me
Like your father giving you hard lessons in sodomy
But who the hell do you think that your audio's fooling?
Not hard to tell your spewing's auto-tune using
It's more than a wee lame to sound like T-PAIN
I came, I saw and your sh!t's more of the SAME
That's why I'm gonna conquer - a modern conquistador
Talk about my girl again - watch your teeth meet the floor
Cook up a fight and bleeding ya til my hands are sore
Looks like you have lukemia - go to the cancer ward
Fancy I'm the Chancellor of the Board of Awards
Here's the answer: Your boring a$s is rancid, se´┐Żor

Keep saying I'm ugly - don't give a fvck what you think of me
Not scared to face you, stupid - a cam's a waste of money
My rhymes are tighter - so good that they're burning
I'm not cute? That's like saying Tiger Woods is a virgin
But God help you if we were to kick this in person
Where spitting's a virtue and equipment was worthless
You're infecting - I'm cleansing like a spiritual purging
Feel I'm dissecting you, cutting like a lyrical surgeon

[CHORUS] But I am, whatever you say I am
If I wasnt, then why would I say I am?
In the forums, the Wiki every day I am
But no fans give love to my jams

Cuz I am, whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the forums, the Wiki every day I am
I dunno that's just the way I am

Nice flannel shirt - Is that how you get all the ladies?
Asked the panel - they said that it's worse than the 80s!
Displayed your Plain White T (Hey There Delilah)
But you ain't fly like me so you should probably lie low
You f@g, your swag makes you look like a nerd too
Could attack you all night but you prolly got curfew
Am I right, d!ck? You still live at home with your parents?
Then rap on DDO and pretend you're a bad a$s?

You're a preppy tecchie - not a gangster in the slightest
I'm highest in the ranks cuz I'm righteous and the brightest
Macking 'bout P90s - Please, you'd fail a lie test
The action you get is the kind from your right wrist
Pretending you're tough but you belong on the Geek Squad
Calling your bluff: You stole sh!t from my songs with LeafRod
I pimp chicks while your d!ck's Limp in Bizkit world
Call you a discus cuz you been make b!tches hurl
I'm earth shattering - Ground breaking like Haiti
That's why they say spitting's not fit for a lady
Suffocate at my hand, that's why your neck's red, red neck
Get on your death bed or bounce like your rent check
Debate Round No. 2
omelet

Pro

So you think - that your lyrics were ripe
You should know - that they were terrible tripe
Said you feel - your shi is really the best
I'll explain - show you just where you misstepped

Now you're supposed to be dissing me, instead you attack
People like nags - now I'm not him that's a fact
And your battles with me, L, you're lacking the tact
Shouldn't have to be told that that action is whack

You think that makes you lyrically skilled, you really just spilled
The fact that you're a bad rapper, think that that kills?
It doesn't. And while I'm at it just wasn't
A good idea to mention the fecal smear you're loving

If Vi liked it too, it'd be two girls, one cup
Oh wait, about her you said to shut the fuc up
Getting defensive, protecting your girl, what?
Said she took no offense, perform a favor lighten up

Or just mainly remain a frightened slu.
When you open your mouth, do us a favor bitc and bite it shut
Regarding all the shi you write, you should light it up
Inhale the fucing smoke of the lead with which you write it up

I'll sometimes add a second track to my shi
No gimmicks or tricks, this shi is strictly legit
I don't use autotune I've just perfected the pitch
No distortion at all, and now I've told you right quick

I'm about to get back to the real issue at hand
You're too lazy or poor to just buy a fucing cam?
Nice self-diss - or at best it's just bland
And you really wonder why no one's a fan of your jams?

You say we say you're bad, and you are what we say
Some reason I thought that shi would cause you dismay
You've accepted the fact you're a cut under the grade
While in first place, I'm ace, like a mime at charades

Poor play - not sure how nerd is a diss
While dissing you's like pissing in an ocean of piss
I'll fix computer problems if you pay a bit miss
You think knowledge is bad, I think your values amiss

You're a disgrace. You're really not at all good
You rightly point out, compared to me you are hood
You really seem content with that, maybe you should not
You could stop, compared to me you're just wood rot

Speaking of this, it's odd you'd call me a fa
You think that that's bad, along with wearing some plaid?
Didn't know my fucing wardrobe'd've gotten you mad
Now it's time for me to live the life you're wishing you had, bitc
Danielle

Con

Danielle forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 3
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Posted by Conspiracy_Theory 5 years ago
Conspiracy_Theory
He HAS to be from the east coast.
Posted by Danielle 6 years ago
Danielle
Lukas - Of course :P If I'm playing PS3, it means I'm smoking lol.
Posted by Danielle 6 years ago
Danielle
omelet - I'm *very* technical unsavvy lol and despite my quips in the rap, it's actually a trait of yourss I wish I had! I do write music (mostly instrumentals and blues in particular), though I don't ever record it myself or deal with any of the mixing aspect so I don't know anything about it. The thing is, I don't really ever expect to do anything with a rapping 'career' or even hobby (outside of listening and lyric writing) so I don't know if I'll get the patience/desire to take the time to learn how to use some of that stuff, or invest in anything that's not free.

I agree that writing lyrics to fit the beat is a technical ability and so I see why it'd be worth the 1 point of 3. The thing is that I feel my lyrics DID fit the beat, and it's because of my own inadequacies that I was not able to convey it because of breathing problems or just overall lack of editing (I could have easily re-recorded my mistakes). For instance I think if feverish or even you tried to rap my lyrics with my intended flow, then the lyrics would have fit.

Lyrical preferences are going to vary and I have a different view of what I think makes something good. To me, simply getting a point across isn't that impressive. Soulja Boy could do that. "Baby you so sexy - I love your complexion - I miss ya, I miss ya, I really wanna kiss ya..." I mean right there Soulja Boy is both conveying a point AND staying on beat though I think we can all agree that it sucks. I prefer alliteration, double entendres, complexity, multi-rhyming and overall just witty lines and cleverness in addition to proper flow.

Compare Soula Joy's simplicity to something like Eminem -"The soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping - This world is mine for the taking - Make me king, as we move toward a, new world order - A normal life is boring, but superstardom's close to post mortem - It only grows harder..." see a difference? I agree with belle that you should rap for me lol :)
Posted by omelet 6 years ago
omelet
Oh, and on how long I spent on these, It wasn't too significant.

The first one probably took 4 or 5 hours of light work [doing other things at the same time]. My R2 was done within two or three hours of me seeing your R1, it just took forever before I could record it because my headphones had broken. I did all of R3 except 4 lines in a few hours of seeing your R2, but then I just couldn't come up with 4 more lines that I thought worked. Those 4 lines I came up with two days later [starting "You're a disgrace"] were probably the worst lines I had that round, too.
Posted by omelet 6 years ago
omelet
It was a good battle, L. I was legitimately unsure who would win.

Some things to say.

1. If you want to battle in the future, you may not need a new mic. Very uncomplicated use of audio-editing software might be able to help a lot with the sound of your vocal track. Audacity, a free program, has a pretty good Noise Removal tool and Compressor. The compressor kind of evens out the loudness of the track a little bit and can then set the volume of the track to a good level [which in your case would most likely make you sound louder].

2. Lyrics. I'm not a huge fan of inserting metaphors every little place I can, especially when the metaphors aren't really relevant. This was my main problem when it came to being lyrically outdone by you.
When I wrote my lyrics, my focus was on getting key ideas out and getting them to come out well flow-wise. I literally throw on the beat, start writing lyrics, and every four lines or so I finish, I go through and I practice rapping what I've got so far to make sure it's acceptable sounding.
I've always been the type of guy who likes writing structured poetry - not because I can express things using poetic language [I'm really bad at that], but because I like fitting ideas into a line structure. Anyway, much as some people have pointed out, part of writing lyrics is making sure that they fit the structure right and come out sounding good when they do. I really didn't think you were terrible in that department, though, but it did seem that your lower standards there contributed to the ease of writing more/better content.
I would probably give you 2 points and myself 1 point for lyrics, because writing for flow is a lyrical task.
Posted by Lukas 6 years ago
Lukas
420 lol, like schmokes then?
Posted by Lukas 6 years ago
Lukas
ok, cool. Im at work at the moment but will be playin when I get back, in half an hour or so. :)
Posted by Danielle 6 years ago
Danielle
Well I just got a new one, so I'm only at level 34 and as such I've been sucking because I'm not used to being without my favorite weapons lol (I hate prestiging :P ) ... but I will go add you right now and maybe we'll play sometime? My name is DANIELLE-420. I'm gonna go add you now and play for a bit because I'm bored :P
Posted by Lukas 6 years ago
Lukas
arrr I meant PS3 not 2 durrr. My tag is Fokuzt. I'll have to kick your arse sometime lol
Posted by Danielle 6 years ago
Danielle
How bout you?
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