DDO Rap Tourney R1 omelet v philosphical

[Non-rapping intro]
Eyo this is the omelet
Taking on this bitch philosphical
I'ma run you into the ground.
ey man - you spelled your name wrong
Or maybe you just meant to sound like a bit**

[begin rapping]
I'ma spit it right at you, I ain't holding nothing back
We'll soon find that the skills to beat me all of them you lack
The only way you stand a chance is if you make a devlish pact
Negotiation that's required though, you'd handle without tact

Doubtful that you would though since your God you think it might offend
So just get down on your knees and ask him for a painless end
You're foolish, think that all you need to win is think you can
See how far that gets you in the real world, I don't think you'll win

Omelet - you can eat me, but just know that I am toxic, son
Spittin out hot sh**, like attilla the hun
I know you won't defeat me even though the battle's just begun
"You can do anything you believe" I hope you know that's dumb
Childish - just believe and then you think you'll take me one on one
Even if you choose to run
There's no need for a response, you've necessarily already won
Maybe you can make one for me anyway, just for fun

Or maybe you should up and quit
You're like the little engine that couldn't, and this is it
Or maybe peter can't, the fact is you're not legit
And you know you seem like such a bit**
I'll spit it like it's liquid and I'll do it till I'm sick
If you roll out your flow, we'll see if it's as slick
Decide not to respond, you're not the one the judges choose to pick

[End rapping]
Of course if you're right, all you gotta do is believe it and you'll win. No response necessary.
I doubt you'll hold to your ideals, though, so let's see what you can do. Bit**.

Hey feverish, I'd just like to thankyou for letting me come into this tournament a little late.
This will be fun hopefully. Omelet, don't take any of this serious bro. Btw everything is parenthesis is sarcasm remarks.
Good luck Omelet!

LYRICS:
You really think you got game?
Dude that was hella lame!
Ima chew you up and spit you out.
This is gonna be a short man to man bout.

If you can become god by believing you can
Then its more than hypocritical, god d@mn,
For you to be dis'n the same shi* you support,
Shi*, this is gonna be one mission you'll have to abort.

This shi* you just layed on me is quite pathetic,
While everything I have is purely synthetic.
I aint need no voice over to back you out,
Or induced images to make you shout.

See, what you see right here is real
So much that you wanna reach out and feel!
Sorry though buddy, I dont swing that way
From your old profile pic we all know your g@y!

A fat @ss kid for a 21 year old male?
Not only that but he's f***ing white and pale!
I don't need no proof to see that your a molester,
(Not like thats supposed to be a negative gesture)

Just a warning for all of yall who want your security,
A 21 year old male's out after your purity
Yeah, your right, thinkin' I'll win is BS.
I know ima win, and thats what makes me more or less.

Not only did your crap rap lack flow,
But that d@mn hat had us all going "whoa!"
"Is this dude flippin' serious?"
I know I'm now delerious.

Congratulations bud, the closet is now empty.
Though its not like that even a big surprise to me.
You left that behind just like you did your skill,
But you never had any of that, and you probably never will.

Even compared to John Edward, your shi* is cheap,
So my being mormon was your biggest leap?
Damn dude sorry, but i fell asleep.
Come on bro, you got better than that!
But you still dont no credit for wearing that hat.

I know this shi* is hurting, so please dont scream and shout
Ill let you off easy the second you tapout.
And no I won't give you that option again,
Before i punch you out like f***in' BJ Penn.

My beats are more dangerous than any shark.
Son your about to get it worse then Kenny from south park.
Prepare for an onslaught, cuz im just gettin' started.
Your shi* is like Nick Swardson's from "seriously who farted!?"
I drop rhyme bombs and let the damage grow,
But at the same time, my beats and endless flow.

I got b*tches clinging to me like "Wow!"
They're all sayin' "Phil, please don't stop now!"
So ima go ahead and do them the honour.
Because as of right now your already a goner.

Look he's changed his profile pic to another fat dude!
Thats proof that he's g@y (not to be crude)
And yes, to answer that question, I am a wizard: of rap!
And no one is buyin' any of your homo crap.

So now would be the time for you to get up and run,
Cuz as of right now, im just having fun.
You see, runnin' you down, is way too easy,
And everything you said last round was far to cheesy.
So here's your last option for surrender
After this, ima stop bein' tender.

[intro]
Ey bro. I couldn't help but notice you pronounced you name "philosophical."
I guess that means you really did spell your name wrong. You ready? Don't bother answering; I know you're not.

[rap]
After that it's pretty clear you're gonna get destroyed
How could this be man to man if you are just a boy?
Seventeen and you think that you're all grown up
But the fact is you're just an undeveloped pup

You say I'm a molester, that's probably fair
Up in this battle you're bout to get your fair share
You know I'm gonna rape you out in public, you're scared
Screaming out for help, but you weren't aware

That this is all just a metaphor
Like a story full of symbols and sh**
This is simple, I spit it like a llama
That's a symptom of the drama
That I'm selling to your a** when you enter the store
Telling you this sh** that I didn't before
You should never try to take me, you're only a bore
The rest of this verse, I was keeping in store
Can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore

You haven't even developed a fully functional brain
You're missing common sense, you think I was sayin
That I'm putting forth my picture like the caption's not a fallacy
When I'm just making fun of the "do anything" mentality

Look at you bit** - you're claiming I'm gay
While you criticize fashion - what does that say?
I hope you mind my hat, you can think what you may
I'ma hit you real fast like a cup of earl grey

Cuz that's just how I roll
I'ma lather up my flow
though you had the nerve to say it was dull
I'll go straight to your skull
But it's empty like your rhymes, I guess that's just how the story goes
I'ma stomp all my foes
And that includes you, and you've failed to approach me toe to toe
You can give it one more go
Like it really even matters to me, lights out, curtain's closed

Again, I would like to thank feverish for allowing me to join in this tournament, its been alot of fun.
Omelet, you've been a great opponent, and I wish you the best of luck in your next rounds.

Lyrics:

INTRO:
I know this omelet put yall to sleep.
But it's time to wake up now.
Yeah you all know this beat.
Are you ready,
For the greatest MC alive?

I know you missed me, but dont worry cuz im back
Im about to teach this omelet guy a little about rap.
You came back at me, which shows that you've got guts
And that you lack common sense, and your just plain nuts.

So im just about to tell it to you straight
By attackin' me back you've just sealed your fate
I can keep this going all week and all season.
Listen up well, cuz that's only part of the reason.

Like kid cudi, ill keep this goin' day and night.
Man for you this won't even be a fair fight.
Sorry buddy, but your last rap just plain failed.
So go and get help from the pro's like snelld.

So If your looking for an answer,
Just know that ima cancer.
Omelet, I think your making our audience irrate.
I'd give you advice, but i just can't relate.

I get that you finally realized the mispelling of my name.
Congratulations. Let's put this guy in the hall of fame.
When will you get that im a lion who's not tame?
Son after this rap you won't ever be the same.

Right now your on the low side of the teeter totter.
So prepare to bend over like the dam* preists daughta.
Without a breeze, my rhymes are just sailin'.
Get ready to lose like McCain and Sarah Palin!

Top of the game you all know my name
Philo is a rhymin' g one all the same
Now if you could hesitate and spare me some time,
I will gladly educatecha with my rhyme

Rappin' is easy as one-two-three
Even if you be a sucka MC
All you need is some subjects that sound pretty G
And some bad@ss discipline like nanny McPhee.

Give a shout out to your pseudo-gangsta bros
Talk about how you a pimp dealin' with hos
Omelet, you think your on the top? Then you must be doin dope.
Think you're the best? All I gotta say is nope.
Just notice that I'm still getting hotter.
You best be going, on your broomstick like Harry Potter.

Otherwise you like That chick Hermonie Granger.
Always find yourself in some sort of danger.
Not sure if you know this but I be Pimping.
Fu** with me man, and you'll be limping.

Sorry but you're time is over, The fans I have will give you the chills
You're stuck on the thousands while I'm making in the mills.
You ain't got no rapping skills, you better go back on your pills.
And Just like MJ I be sending out the thrills.

Your death's the one nobody's gonna mourner.
I'm the king of this rap game, you're just a foreigner

Hold on, hold on, lemme explain:
Your rhymes are really a shame
Omelets, just like T-Pain.
And quite frankly, that's pretty lame.

I hoped you grabbed an aspirin for your sake,
Cuz in a second, your fu**in' heads gonna ache.
I'll admit that your a worthy opponent.
But you shoulda gave up cuz youve blown it.

I'm coming, I'm sorry It had to be this way.
Can you follow these rhymes before you get swept away?
I can sense your fear, you're beginning to stray.
If I were you, bud, I would start to pray.

Yo, I know I've just layed it on you thick,
Get up now, and stop playin' like you sick.
I've schooled you once, my rhymes be da shi+
I hope you had fun gettin schooled, bi+ch this is it.

So were about to take this up a level
When it comes to rap, im tasmanian devil.
You see all my rhymes are just clever
So i think you'll have to give up this endeavor.

Ive splattered you on the floor. Anyone got a mop?
but I'll just keep laughing while your begging me to stop.
You might think your brave, but your a scaredy cat.
Maybe that hurt. Hey omelet, what you think of that?

I'll see ya later cuz I really have to use the potty.
But really me and your girlfriend are about to get naughty.