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KyleWayneDavisHHS
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Jonbonbon
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Do Lizard People Rule the World?

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Jonbonbon
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 4/12/2017 Category: Politics
Updated: 1 year ago Status: Post Voting Period
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KyleWayneDavisHHS

Pro

Have you seen how Obama looks at Trump? They are clearly all lizards. How could people run the world when lizards are clearly superior? Rulers re some of the richest people in the world and lizards have some of the richest scales on their body. There is clearly correlation between the two and this has gone overseen by people for years. We must put an end to this before we turn into the real life movie of Alien.
Jonbonbon

Con

I applaud this theory, but it does have a glaring issue:

Image result for Trump as an animal

Trump is a robot being controlled by this guinea pig named Simon.

Obama may have been a reptile of some sort, but Trump is this mastermind. Simon decided in his early years that 6 years was too short of a life span. He needed to evolve. He killed Donald trump and turned him into a robot, so he could put his body into suspension and rule the world through the face of the evil genius he killed.

Simon is proof that humans are only second in intelligence to the master race: the guinea pig. The video in the top right demonstrates on how Simon accomplished this.

These were mere infants compared to the mind of Simon.

With Simon establishing dominance through the world, we can surely say the world is not run by lizards. Guinea pigs have already overthrown them.
Debate Round No. 1
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Posted by Jonbonbon 1 year ago
Jonbonbon
Illumiguinea
Posted by PowerPikachu21 1 year ago
PowerPikachu21
Guinea pigs are the new Illuminati!
Posted by LD_and_Congress_Debater 1 year ago
LD_and_Congress_Debater
I'm dead... this is the funniest thing I've seen all day!!!
Posted by Jonbonbon 1 year ago
Jonbonbon
That was refreshing.
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Vote Placed by tejretics 1 year ago
tejretics
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Reasons for voting decision: Con wins sources because she's the only one who uses sources in the debate, i.e. the convincing picture which proves that Simon the guinea pig controls Trump. Con wins arguments because guinea pigs aren't lizards, and Con sufficiently establishes the link between guinea pigs and Trump. This also negates Pro's case pre fiat because (1) even if Trump and Obama were lizards, the true "rulers" are guinea pigs, which are not lizards, and (2) Trump is a robot, negating the initial argument. Vote Con