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Does Jesus bleed from his hands when someone masturbates.

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Started: 10/13/2016 Category: Technology
Updated: 1 year ago Status: Debating Period
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Well i think that since god hates it when you touch yourself and Jesus and god are one in the same so i believe that Jesus's hands would bleed when someone masturbates.


First off, my opponent says that Jesus will bleed from his hands. However, being that Jesus is in heaven, and we are currently on Earth, there is no way to determine if Jesus's hands bleed.

The Pro side has an immense BOP, having to prove that Jesus's hands bleed.
If he is able to prove this, he wins this Debate.
If he is unable to prove this, then please vote con.
Debate Round No. 1


Well we are able to confirm his hands bled on earth, so we could make a conjecture that he bleeds in heaven. Sure they could be a discrepancy in these facts but our questions is whether or not his hands would bleed not if they can. Would it not stand to reason that since we use our hands to masturbate that when we do it Jesus' hand wounds from when he was crucified would bleed and he would feel pain because of our sins.


So you're basically saying that if a male and female masturbates every day, then his blood would turn into oceans. From, almost 40% of ALL men and 25% of all women masturbate daily. Jesus's body, which was human at the time contains an average of 1.2-1.5 gallons of blood. He'd probably die over and over and over.

"Well we are able to confirm his hands bled on earth, so we could make a conjecture that he bleeds in heaven." If God is all mighty and all powerful, why doesn't he just heal his hands to stop the bleeding. If God is a higher power, why would he assume the form of a human as well?

The Pro side has not proven the reason as to why Jesus's hands bleed.
Con wins this round.

Pro also has not proven his BOP.

(We are assuming God is real in this debate.)
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Debate Round No. 3
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Posted by MagicAintReal 1 year ago
This resolution is amazing!
Posted by straightup.gong 1 year ago
Damn if that's true, Jesus must be soaking in blood right now.
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