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Doing Kate Upton would be worse than doing Miley Cyrus

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Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 11/30/2013 Category: Science
Updated: 3 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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19debater19

Con

This is going to be an argument of absolute trolliness.

Let's get started.

T/NT ratio (Twerk/not twerk)

Kate Upton has a 1/100 T/NT ratio, meaning just 1% of the time she's gonna twerk all over you.
Miley Cyrus has a 100/1 T/NT ratio, meaning that an amazing 100% of the time she's gonna twerk all over you. A recent study by me shows that I didn't enjoy twerking during sex a mind-blowing 99% of the time. The one time I liked it, of course, was when Amanda Bynes did it.

Size

Miley Cyrus boasts a f*ckin' small package. She's 5'5 and 108 pounds... meaning her boobs would be somewhere by your waist while diggin' for the treasure. She only boasts a 34B roundies. Ye wan't 'em in your face while doin' it, don't you? She was diagnosed with a fatal "flat a** syndrome" at age 7. And you only have a -1% chance to achieve orgasm while doin' it. Thanks to [1] for this info.

Kate Upton is HOT. She's 5' 10" and has 34D boobs. Wholy sh*t. She's 21, meaning she's fresh out of the box and should be easy to get drunk. Plus, you have a 101% chance of achieving orgasm while doing it with her. Science has proven this [2].

Stats

For this, we go to my high school studies.

Kate Upton: 20/20 possible sex points scored in 20 oppritunities
Miley Cyrus: 1/20 possible sex points scored in 20 oppritunities (dammit, Ron Jeremy)

Right there, it is proven. Kate Upton is better at the game than Miley Cyrus.

[1] http://healthyceleb.com...
[2] https://www.google.com...

Pfalcon1318

Pro

I would like to say thanks to my opponent for providing an interesting debate topic.

In my experience, sex is not simply about physical measurements. The only two body parts that affect how enjoyable sex really is are the penis and the vagina. Stimulation of other body parts enhances the experience, but that doesn't make it better. Kate Upton having a better figure doesn't automatically make her a better partner. She could have a less-than-tight vagina, be terrible at giving "head" and not know how to ride. The likelihood of Kate Upton not providing a "great experience" is just as likely as Miley providing a "great experience".

Making the assumption that physical attractiveness directly relates to sexual ability is wrong. Since Miley is so open with her sexuality in public, the activities she is likely to do in private are far more interesting than what Kate Upton can do. I would rather have sex with a girl who knows what she's doing. If you can make an argument against that, please do so.
Debate Round No. 1
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Debate Round No. 3
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Posted by STALIN 3 years ago
STALIN
meh...
Posted by MrVan 3 years ago
MrVan
Classy, that's what it is!
Posted by STALIN 3 years ago
STALIN
err...wtf is this debate?
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Vote Placed by Actionsspeak 2 years ago
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