The Instigator
Oryus
Pro (for)
Winning
33 Points
The Contender
TUF
Con (against)
Losing
21 Points

E.R.B.O.H. Inspired Rap Battle: Voldemort VS The Joker

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after 14 votes the winner is...
Oryus
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 5/20/2012 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 5 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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Oryus

Pro

This is an Epic Rap Battles of History inspired 1 round Rap Battle. I'm Voldemort and TUF will be The Joker.

I'm the notorious sorcerer known as.. yeah, You Know Who.
I need no introduction. I'm simply known, fool.
One hint at my existence makes witches twitch.
And this ain't no little bitch "abracadabra" sh!t.
I'll end your life quick with my Avada Kedavra!
Spit rhymes dark and wicked like Bellatrix
The lone follower you have is a skanky half-wit.
Filthy mudblood, I'll string you up by your ankles.
Unlike that weak bat, I won't just let you dangle.
You're mine you pathetic Bozo wannabe.
I'll be laughing at the mangled bag of bones you're gonna be.
Oh, you need a few pawns for your sad little scheme?
I've got access to billions- they're called human beings.
You're part of a group categorically below me.
I'm He Who Shall Not Be Named.
My impeccable rhyme scheme puts your clown act to shame.
Accio Harley Quinn. I require a Whore-crux.
Make my wins eternal, turn opponents to eunuchs.
You can mime a villain, while you're trapped in a prison of muggles.
Pathetic. I get it. I sleuthed it. You're useless.
I'm ruthless. It's fruitless when I choose to
sick my Nigina on you it's just cruel and abusive.
Excuse me, I'm dumbstruck, sir.
You're clearly a Tammy Faye Baker lookin mother fvcker.
I'm Jackie Chan.
You're more a Chris Tucker.
You're the comic relief to my chilling reality.
While you're designing dilemmas of the moral variety,
I give two ongoing choices: Die or Join me.
I'm hasty on a track to make my own immortality,
while you're swiftly getting smacked by a little bat fantasy.
I could easily end both you and your enemy.
Can't you recognize I kill your kind for sport?
You're a crime loving jester in my high King's Court.
ho-ho-ho-hee-hee-hee
I allow you to keep living
cause your antics keep fulfilling
my desire to be giggling.
TUF

Con








Hello everybody, welcome to the show.
Here to lighten the mood. Now here we go.

Okay guys, my name is the joker.
putting out this ugly 50 year old smoker
whose game face is on like he's playing poker
Sending out small cash flows to his broker

Hey Voldy, Wanna know how I got these scars?
Well, you've been to a lot of bars,
Smashed up guitars, and ruined rap worse than MC lars,
watching your raps, is like watching dancing with the stars.

After watching you rap, I realized I was pretty down,
And I noticed that my constant smile was now a frown,
I was more entertained, watching oprah try to fit into a gown
Really, all you people thought I looked like the clown?

So I decided to grap a pair of razors
Put on a pair of blazers,
And ripped my face into a smile,
with a sharp nail file.

The pain I experienced, was far more pleasurable
For what I just watched was almost unmeasurable

Hey voldy, Wanna see a magic trick?
And, No It won't be reviving your small d1ck
I may be insane, but your just a queer,
so come, and watch as I make this pencil dis-appear

Your messing with a genuine danger,
with more resources than a trained, armed, ranger,
You can't even kill that b1tch hermoine granger,
Well, what doesn't kill you makes you stranger

Your face is so ugly, your own mother was never proud
Her life was empty until her vajajay I had plowed.
That's right, Im your father, and now your dis-embowed,
Your nothing to us, so just fade back into the crowd.

Listen voldy, I don't know if you can hear
Given that you've only got slits for ears,
But my rhymes are so cold and sheer
I'll cumorah your @ss Just like Frank Mir.

I'll admit I do feel sad that your were beaten by a baby
One boy destroyed your life, and the three headed dog with rabies.
Hey no worries, Jokers here to save the day, so call me maybe.
I'll take you out and show you a Joker killing spree!

Everytime I watch as you utterly fail in your career
I begin to laugh, and start to sneer
If only my criminal style you could adhere,
Then maybe you wouldn't win "stupidest villain of the year"

You think you are cool with your fancy death mark?
Boy I'll sink your boat and feed you to the sharks.
Let you watch me as my evil mastermind embarks,
On this criminal journey accomplishing the best remarks.

Ah poor voldy, where are your death eaters now?
Ah that's right, their all dead, so get down and bow.
While your at it, just start making your vow,
Never to cross Joker again, because, I'll always dis-allow.

You think your hocus pocus sh1t can stop lil' ol' me?
I am sorry, but I think every villain would dis-agree.
You may have magic, but I can turn you into Iced tea
Liquidate your @ss worse than the god damn red sea!

Listen fool, magician wannabe
Before I cut you down like a pine tree
Back down now, before your @ss is absentee,
And realize you will never be as great as me.
Debate Round No. 1
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Posted by TUF 5 years ago
TUF
Thanks for the RFD's people :)

This is getting more traffic than I thought it would.
Posted by Oryus 5 years ago
Oryus
lol THANK YOU! The Tammy Faye Baker diss was my favorite and I was sad nobody else noticed haha
Posted by Danielle 5 years ago
Danielle
For the record, I have no bias here. This analysis is all genuine.

Because nobody on DDO is a professional rapper and likely doesn't have the background or equipment (nor talent lol - including myself, especially) to focus on flow, I decided to award points in the following manner based on what I think is important to these particular battles: Flow - 1, Rhymes - 3, Disses - 3.

Flow (acoustics; delivery; timing) -- PRO

Acoustics were fine for both rappers. Pro has a line in her verse that interrupted her flow (I'll end your life quick with my Avada Kedavra). It was seemingly random and didn't fit in with the rhyme scheme. There was also 2 other lines that seemed out of place (I could easily end both you and your enemy / While you're trapped in a prison of muggles). However Con had a similar blunder (I'll take you out and show you a Joker killing spree). I wasn't sure what those lines were supposed to rhyme with. Though both people had trouble with their flow at times, Pro seemed a little more on beat - she altered her flow perhaps to her detriment to remain on beat, but at least it was relatively consistent. It seemed like Con was just talking fast and tried to fit all of his lines in before each bar ended. One tip I'd have for both people going forward is to try to make the lyrics fit the music rather than vice versa.
Posted by Danielle 5 years ago
Danielle
[...contd.]

Rhyme Scheme (multi's; vocab; patterns) -- PRO

Pro had some cool slant rhymes...

Filthy mudblood, I'll string you up by your ankles.
Unlike that weak bat, I won't just let you dangle.
You're mine you pathetic Bozo wannabe.
I'll be laughing at the mangled bag of bones you're gonna be.
Oh, you need a few pawns for your sad little scheme?
I've got access to billions- they're called human beings.

There were some multi's in there as well (ankles and dangle with mangled). I thought Pro's rhymes were just overall more complex.

Disses (cleverness; relevance; intensity) -- CON

I loved Pro's Tammy Faye Bakker line lol.

Con wins this category though. "Putting out this ugly 50 year old smoker" made me chuckle. I also like his line "Watching your raps is like watching DWTS" haha. The Hermione Granger reference was good. Con made good use of direct Joker and Voldy references which added to the rap battle element of this being about these two characters in particular.
Posted by The_Fool_on_the_hill 5 years ago
The_Fool_on_the_hill
Haha. That last part was not supposed to make the edit. LOL. Kinda forgot about that part. lol oops
Posted by The_Fool_on_the_hill 5 years ago
The_Fool_on_the_hill
I am baseing my vote on all round coherence. That is the harmony of layers. the beat the rhymes and most the Timing/rhythem Even if you lyrics are good, you got to stay on point with the beat. Tuf started out of sych with the beat. So I was waiting for him to jump back on. But he didn't. He is usually pretty decent. But rhythem was natural for Oryus. The Rhymes had there own rhyme and they are delivers right on time. What I see lack the most on the rap battles are expressivness of delivery. They tend to seem hesitent. But you can't have step, or you be irrelevent.

But he seems to have that classic white guy rhythm where I don't know what beat he is hearing but Its certainly not what hear. Its seems more intuitive for Orysus.
Posted by Oryus 5 years ago
Oryus
lol no, no, dude. I take rapping very seriously. I'm gonna make it big. That's why I only make rap videos on DDO for fun.
Posted by TUF 5 years ago
TUF
screw you nyfan :(
Posted by Apollo.11 5 years ago
Apollo.11
TUF had better lyrics (and even had quote references). Although Oryus had some great parts in the middle.

The flow pf Oryus' was a lot better, though. I think if Con had just practiced it a few more times to get the timing down, it would have been comparable.

But overall, Oryus' was better.
Posted by Oryus 5 years ago
Oryus
dude. Rule #1: Never drop the obligatory rap ego. ;)
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Vote Placed by yoda878 5 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Pro was much more smooth, i think her facial expression s helped her b/c con didn't really get into character
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Vote Placed by The_Fool_on_the_hill 5 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Lyrics: better lyrics, and the lyrics flowed better and overall sounded a lot nicer (TUF). Rap: Gotta give that to TUF too. I felt that TUF had more emotion in his rap and was able to spit out the rhymes better than Oryus. (Lyrics = sources, rap = arguments)
Vote Placed by nyyfan 5 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Neither of you should quit your day job but TUF's rap was lame and Oryus's had some decent parts.
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Reasons for voting decision: I'd love to see more debates like this. Pro's delivery was very smooth, melodic, creative, and diverse enough to maintain audience interest. Con's was fine, but it barely wavered throughout. I also preferred Pro's scattered and humorous character references. I would have loved to see a lot more of Joker's mythology and heinousness included. Lyrics go to Pro, as they were strongly character-based whereas many of Pro's attacks were general in nature. Very enjoyable overall.
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Reasons for voting decision: RFD in comments.
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Reasons for voting decision: TUF's rhymed better and had better grammer. Oryus' flowed better. Good from both sides.
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Reasons for voting decision: Tie.
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Reasons for voting decision: This came really close, but Oryus flowed better and had better rhymes.