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Started: 6/22/2013 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 5 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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(I am playing the role of Rationalmadman, Nidhogg is pretending to be Geo)




All you in the audience better take a seat,
my name is RM, I'll be dropping the beat!
Im going against Geo who is gaga for Alex Jones,
He's so paranoid he fears US drones!

For those who dont know me, where do I start?
Im a whiny little f*ggot with nothing for a heart.
I say so much crap that my posts have a stench,
And my one mortal enemy happens to be Imabench.

Geo claims to be a tea-party buddhist,
But I think we all know that hes just full of sh*t,
How can he claim to be wise and is open-minded?
He has doubts that Anti-semitism ever existed!

Geo says so much insane stuff you can fill an entire book
he thinks the government's behind everything, most recently Sandy Hook
Hes crazy and psychotic, as dumb an armpit
no wonder why hes always on the weekly stupid!

He thinks the moon landings were real, but that the moon itself isnt.
Everyone who disagrees with him must be a government agent
If he gets any dumber his IQ will drop down to 3
(Which sadly is twice as smart as Ill ever be.....)


(I, Nidhogg, will be Geo. I hope you all enjoy)

I bet you all know how I jack to Alex Jones at night,
But none of you ever heard my skills on the mic
So my peeps on DDO better all gather around
'cause RM 'bout to get a Buddhist Smackdown!

I can tell the CIA wrote you that rap,
It's petty obvious that Obama authored that crap
I hope that fluoride starts eating away at your bones
Or your house is bombed out by a "safety" drone

I couldn't help but notice while I was scrolling
That it seems DDO's old villain is trolling
I couldn't rap that bad if I tried,
Even if all of this website was giving me the evil eye

I wasn't even sure if I needed to write a verse,
My insults are bad but those you give yourself are worse
Having confidence problems you little mad man?
It would appear this troll is a very very sad man

The only news I ever watch is Infowars
I love it so much I'm like Alex Jones' whore
I rely on it to give me news that feeds my paranoia
Did you know that the leading cause of cancer is actually Toyota?

So now I'm closing off to go expose government lies
The real clock isn't 24 hours, the FBI's concealing the time!
While you'll be reading state controlled "facts",
I'll be contemplating my plan to kill Obama with an axe.

(Just a side note, armpit and stupid do not rhyme)
Debate Round No. 1


lol, look at this sap, he rhymed man with man,
just for that you should get a 2 year ban!
Take a look at Alex Jones over there in the corner
He hung himself with his belt to end his horror

You think that the moon landings were real, but that the moon is fake
Obama is a communist spy? Oh for f*cks sake
You dont live in reality, why dont you just repent?
You make MSNBC actually look competent.

You have it out for the government, CIA and NSA
If they spied on you though theyd be wasting their day
Your a sap who lives with mom and worships Rand Paul
You cry 'conspiracy' whenever you get a prank call

Alex Jones, Ron paul, and Ted Cruz as well?
all the guys you worship are stupid as hell!
But I can see why you like them, theyre as stupid as you,
And I'll bet all of you have it out for the Jews!

Your rhymes may suck but your tempo sucks a new one
This rap battle between us is already won
The CIA didnt write sh*t, these rhymes are all mine
Now go back and stand in the unemployment line

I have to go now its way past my bedtime
If I stay up after 8 then ive committed a crime
Thank god this day is over, waaaah im so sad
I took a bat to my face, thanks for that dad


At least my verses actually rhyme,
but yours make it seem like you don't have time.
Your effort seems half-assed like my forum posts
And look RM, It's time give up the ghost.

The moon landings were real, 'cause you can land on a set
You think it's there because of government projectors, I bet
Obama isn't a communist spy, he's a Kenyan Banker
Who likes to go and laugh at your sex life with his CIA wankers

How dare you compare me to MSNBC?
They're commie little wackos who I bet can't even read
Even Fox has to much liberal views for me to stand,
That's why I swallow infowars' stories 'bout Freemason plans

Now on your multis, your most shameless acts
It's even more certain than death and tax
That you'll be back on the forums within a day
On a account with a name like "Imabench is Gay"

Alex Jones, Ron Paul, Ted Cruz, they're all saints
How can a guy with 1 IQ have the ability to hate?
Your rants make mine look positively sane
There must be something special about your trolling brain

Those rhymes are all yours? Wow, I feel bad.
I'm glad you took a bat to the face from your Dad
Hopefully that fixes the broken creativity engine in your head
But, it's weird you have parents, I would have assumed they were dead

You're right that this rap battle is over in favor of me, and it seems
You couldn't even beat a libertarian MC like me in your wildest dreams!
So let's finish this battle so you can keep fapping to men.
I've beaten you so bad it's like 1776 again!
Debate Round No. 2


Evidentially, the debates for the rap tourney this is a part of were supposed to be only two rounds long and I made this one three, so this round won't have anything in it


Thanks to Imabench for a great rap battle, and thanks to you for reading it.
Debate Round No. 3
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Posted by TUF 5 years ago
You guys went an extra round :) you may both forfeit the last two if so you please.
Posted by Nidhogg 5 years ago
Thank you very much STA
Posted by STA_Cadet 5 years ago
Geo has it so far
Posted by TUF 5 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Good rap battle. I end up voting con because a rap battle is about dissing your opponent and bragging about yourself. While both sides made fun of themselves, pro was far worse especially in R1(even calling himself stupid...yes RM Is pretty stupid though) which lessens the impact of his disses. Round 2 was pretty close both flow wise and diss wise but a dominating con/geo performance in R1 lands him the win
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Reasons for voting decision: I voted because I wanted to and they both did well.