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RevNge
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The Contender
JasperFrancisShickadance
Con (against)
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ERB #1: Mahatma Ghandi vs. Martin Luther King, Jr.

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after 2 votes the winner is...
JasperFrancisShickadance
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 10/17/2014 Category: Funny
Updated: 2 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 801 times Debate No: 63434
Debate Rounds (4)
Comments (7)
Votes (2)

 

RevNge

Pro

I'm reinstating my ERB from my old account, but with more famous people in history. You can choose to sign up in the comments if you're interested. First round is acceptance only, and you forfeit all 7 points if you rap even one line (because of the numerous rappers who post in round 1 -.-). First round is worth two points, second round is worth two points, and the final round is worth seven points. There can only be a maximum of twenty lines for each round. Standard voting criteria for all rap battles. Well, let's begin.

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OOOOOOOOH EPIC RAP BADDLES OF HISHTOREHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

MAHATMA GHANDI

VERSHUSH

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JUNIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

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JasperFrancisShickadance

Con

Challenge accepted.
Debate Round No. 1
RevNge

Pro

Note: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...I misspelled "Gandhi!" How could you, Rev, how could you! *headdesk*

Also, I've decided to post only eight lines to make it seem more like a real ERB with each person using eight lines each round. The opponent may still write under twenty lines if she pleases.
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I'm the lord of tranquility, listen to my rap's stability
This motherf*cking nigga here needs to learn some humility
You have no sensibility, your life has no fertility
Now tremble underneath the might of my invincibility

Fear me more than the KKK, cause my win's obvious than your toupee[1]
I have more influence over you than Bombay[2]
Run from the hose like Judgment Day, you can't escape so watch it spray[3]
Your ignorance inspired Obama to ruin USA[4]

[1]Making fun of King's semi-bald hairstyle
[2]Bombay is another name for the Indian city Mumbei. This line also indicates that King looked up to Gandhi and followed his ideals.
[3]The hose was a tool to oppress King's Birmingham campaign
[4]Statistics showed that Obama has increased debt and poverty significantly during his presidency.
JasperFrancisShickadance

Con

"Non violence is the answer to the crucial political and moral questions of our time" [1]
So Ima use harsh rhythm and rhymes to confront ya, lil skinny nerd n' pantomime!
"I don't think the Democrat or da Republican party is a party full of the almighty God" [2], [3]
Listen Aphrodite, after I finish this fiery speech, hurry up, love on me wit a piety applaud!!

Y'all rappers, I swear, every song I hear from ya
All you talk about is black men like they're mafia
Hell dude, I wouldn't even call you a real rapper, nuh-uh
Cuz the only way you communicate is by some faker lu(ve)!

You'll die the victim of your own principles cuz they are so full of crap
I'm so powerful they call me King, now's the time to tip your fuking cap!
Your bones will literally break by the time I put my Bible on your tiny lap
To get back to your home sweet home in DISgusting India you'll need a map!

If I can't handle your band of crooks myself I'll just have to call the cop
See my guns and amazing attitude, it'll blow you away that I'm junior glop
Imagine my dad if you speak 'nother word, he'll give ya more then a lil headbop!
Man you say 'self respect knows no consideration' but now you tryna do hip hop! [4]

Sources

[1] http://www.wildmind.org...

[2] http://thinkprogress.org...

[3] You said all that about Obama being bad but what does that do to me???!! That's no dis - you a BAAAADDDD disser bro.

[4] http://www.brainyquote.com...
Debate Round No. 2
RevNge

Pro

RevNge forfeited this round.
JasperFrancisShickadance

Con

This guy thinks he's got revenge
He's titter tottering on the edge!
Due to suicide he might be dead
What the hell goes on in his head?!

I've got a heart for most types of God designed people
The white, the black, but Gandhi looks like an evil seagull!
Denies Christianity but believes that Jesus lived equal!
My friend here ain't right human cuz he's as bald as an eagle!

Too scared to move a muscle, laying in his death bed cussing a lil
I'm a certified doctor but Ima tell the truth and say he's bound to hell!
I can tell he's eatin' off rations n' working at low-profit factory or mill
Got a hold of him, crushin his glasses n' putting him to sleep with a pill!
Debate Round No. 3
RevNge

Pro

Note: Oh dear God, I feel so racist right now. XD
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You had a dream that all men have equality,[1] but you're stereotypically ratchet like your nationality[2]
You're just a fraud, everything about you lacks originality,[3] at least pretend to show some formality
Harvest my words like the tobacco you sow,[4] you're just another kissazz so worship my cow[5]
You ain't realize the time of change is now, so this speech finished and it"s time for me to bow

Jump off a building like you did as a kid,[6] regardless of your acts this world's still a chess grid[7]
You're just another slave for me to place on a bid, you actually have a Bible? Heaven forbid!
Can't boycott your way out of rap, stick to your protests, you're half the debate on freedom of the press
You made no progress, I'll devour you like watercress,[8] since you"re distracted by a white ho's breasts[9]

[1]Reference to King's speech "I Have a Dream"
[2]Ratchet: slang used for sketchy people usually of black origin
[3]Martin Luther King, Jr. was born as Michael King, but his father changed it to Martin Luther, the name of a German priest. In addition, his speech was also found to have been unoriginal, having copied several elements of a sermon of Archibald Carey, a popular black preacher in the 1950's. He also plagiarized his dissertation for his doctorate degree.
[4]When he was 15 and 18, King grew tobacco over the summers.
[5]Indian stereotype in reference to Hinduism
[6]King attempted to commit suicide when he was twelve.
[7]Reference to racism between white and black
[8]Reference to Gandhi's vegetarianism
[9]King was attracted to white prostitutes.
JasperFrancisShickadance

Con

The truth nobody wants to tell is that their racist inside
Call me a niggah? Let me ask you, who's the one with pride? [2]
You never seen a race except for your own kind
You probably have but this is why I call you blind!

Love and hatred contradict
Why you hate people who afflict
Then you love the people who are sick?
Stop fooling others cuzI hate getting ripped, bittch!

Ima humanitarian, you a vegan and ya live in your own world
Hypocrite, you're bashful and shy, after you talk you go hurl [1]
Maybe you look stable but not as much as me, Ima king!
Patience is a virtue but love is better, that's what I sing!

[1] http://www.biography.com...
[2] http://www.prideful-dignitees.com...
Debate Round No. 4
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Posted by Imperfiect 2 years ago
Imperfiect
ban revnge please
Posted by RevNge 2 years ago
RevNge
I'm still pissed off by the fact that I missed the round by one second. ONE SECOND.
Posted by RevNge 2 years ago
RevNge
OH MY GOD. YOU'RE KIDDING ME. I WAS 1 SECOND TOO LATE TO SUBMIT IT. WHAT THE HELL. nac

Well, here's what I was going to post...

You had a dream that all men have equality,[1] but you"re stereotypically ratchet like your nationality[2]
You're just a fraud, everything about you lacks originality,[3] at least pretend to show some formality
Harvest my words like the tobacco you sow,[4] you"re just another kissazz so worship my cow[5]
You ain"t realize the time of change is now, so this speech finished and it"s time for me to bow

Jump off a building like you did as a kid,[6] regardless of your acts this world"s still a chess grid[7]
You"re just another slave for me to place on a bid, you actually have a Bible? Heaven forbid!
Can"t boycott your way out of rap, stick to your protests, you"re half the debate on freedom of the press
You made no progress, I"ll devour you like watercress, since you"re distracted by a white ho"s breasts[8]
Posted by JasperFrancisShickadance 2 years ago
JasperFrancisShickadance
That's about how much time I spend on each round. :)
Posted by RevNge 2 years ago
RevNge
LOL. I only spent 30 minutes on this. XD
I'll promise I'll write more next round. ;_;
Posted by JasperFrancisShickadance 2 years ago
JasperFrancisShickadance
LOL I accepted 7 minutes after you instigated!!!!
Posted by RevNge 2 years ago
RevNge
XD I forgot to make it unacceptable. Regardless, this should be interesting. o3o
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Vote Placed by 9spaceking 2 years ago
9spaceking
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Reasons for voting decision: ff
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Reasons for voting decision: "Patience is a virtue but love is better, that's what I sing!" This is so true is made me jizz. conduct of FF better sources too And that is that.