ET is not only a well spoken, well dressed, and not to mention a well taught individual, with countless ways to get young teens to learn how to speak well in front of a crowd through various methods such as games, lectures note taking and not to mention fighting the power.
He grew up on the bad side of Wisconsin, where everyone was fat, white, and rich(just like god intended). He and his mother never quite got along, often having fights about phone rights after 9pm, and having cookies for breakfast. he often lost these arguments with his mother. No facts about ET's father are not known. It is widely assumed that his father was eaten in the Spagooter monster attack of '89. OThers claim he is living with the Men bear pigs of south park colorado. The world may never know.
At birth he said his first words "Oh boy, sure is cold out here." and that is his origin
I cannot deny that Traugher is a god among men; however he has certain flaws about him that makes him into a repulsive demon baby with guns for hands. First of all, bald people are the Satan of America. Second of all, he is middle aged, which is also Satanic in every way imaginable. Plus, the phrase "Mr. T" which is short for Traugher, has 3 syllables in it. 3 is the loominati, and 3 usually represents the holy trinity, the father, son and the holy ghost. If you get 3 scratches from a demon, that is demonic, as it is a mocking of the trinity. Demon.
Plus he breathes like a weird stalker obese person from Kentucky.
Mr. T does have his flaws are what make him a human being. You're facts are also misled. bald people are not the satan of America, Only given one of the dark lord's voodoo curses, heredity. Though Mr. T briefly lived in the state of Kentucky, became a crisco addict, gained a whopping 4790 pounds in the course of 2 months, and amazingly turned his life around for the better, shedding the weight in a mere 4 hours creating the heat of about 37 hydrogen bombs, he never declared residency in that state.
Mr. Trauger doesn't know what he's talking about. Look at him, acting like a baffoon in front of a class of impressionable young 9th graders who slander their own parents with naughty language. He enforces child labour by forcing his students to do his bidding in various forms; gold mining, speaking, standing, breathing, acts of sins abound. PURE EVIL.
On top of ALL of this, his initials imply that he is an extraterrestrial being, and he is here to plant evil alien eggs inside of our minds while we sleep.
Not only THAT, but his obsession with the Simpsons is SICKENING, which I don't approve of.