The Instigator
Shaundasheep
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The Contender
Pfalcon1318
Con (against)
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8 Points

Epic Rap Battle

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after 2 votes the winner is...
Pfalcon1318
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 10/1/2014 Category: Funny
Updated: 2 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 499 times Debate No: 62485
Debate Rounds (3)
Comments (1)
Votes (2)

 

Shaundasheep

Pro

lets start!
Pfalcon1318

Con

Bring it!
Debate Round No. 1
Shaundasheep

Pro

Ok, i will make a rap about yo username "falcon"
Sometimes I look at myself and I look into my eyes,
I notice the way I think about bird with a smile,
Curved lips I just can't disguise.
But I think it's falcon making my life worthwhile.
Why is it so hard for me to decide which I love more?
Falcon or...
eagle?
I like to hang out with eminem,
I like to kick back with dr.dre,
But when i stop talking,
My mind turns straight to bird.
I'm not too fond of pee,
I really hate poo,
But I just think back to bird,
And I'm happy once again.
Pfalcon1318

Con

Well, thanks I guess... Anyway, my turn.

Shaunda thinks she's funny. Shaunda thinks she's nice.
And all us DDO folks know that she's absolutely right.
I mean, look at all this praise she gave
I feel the need to reciprocate
Her rapping is so amazing it made my whole spirit quake.
That's the power of the Sheep, she rocks you deep inside
Your soul no longer struggles or even feels the need to hide
And Ideally, you feel lifted, and I'm up on Cloud 9
I'm happy, little sheep, it's you that's brought me joy,
My praises only use the words I know how to employ,
And I thank you for your kind words.
They made me really think about how awesome my name is
And who could blame you
Of all the birds, the P. falcon is the fastest [1]
Now let Round 3 ensue.

[1] http://www.defenders.org...;
Debate Round No. 2
Shaundasheep

Pro

hey mr.p, don't pis on me
prepare to get dissssed, little kid
don't worry falcon, i am not gonna say the f-word
just wait until the sheep beat the sshi out of you in rap
meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh
falcon ain't got no talent
but i ma buy you for your talons
sheep is cheap
falcon is expensive
i can't even sell falcon at an auction
what does the P stands for anyways
are you peeing on my falcon?
ya little Pbrain
whatever, falcon is just the worst animal in the world
you poor soul,
falcon<sheep
In size,weight, and brain
if we get into a fight
a sheep will scare you death



Pfalcon1318

Con

After all my compliments you feel the need to diss me?
Don't get it twisted, I feel no fear for the sheep.
With a ba-ba here and a ba-ba there
Old McDonald wasn't even scared.
Then you wanna diss the bird?
Do some research.
The fastest bird in the world.
So fast it'll make your teeth hurt.
Shivering in fear from here to Columbia
I might not be a waiter but I'm still gonna serve ya'
Your grammar is terrible, your lyrics are wack
Sad part is, you can't even offer up a comeback.
I could barely understand the words that you were writing
My reflexes are quick, my wits faster than lightning
Crack! Little homie, a whip right to the ---
I prefer not use cuss words their way to ----- crass
But I can honestly tell you that this was kinda...funny
Now hopefully you get some votes
Don't want you sad, honey.
Debate Round No. 3
1 comment has been posted on this debate.
Posted by flash7221 2 years ago
flash7221
With a ba ba here and a ba ba there, old mcdonald wasnt even scared. That is what made me laugh so hard. Well done falcon, You have earned my vote for a much better rap.
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Vote Placed by flash7221 2 years ago
flash7221
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Reasons for voting decision: not many people can spit these rhymes about something so stupid and manage to still be good. Well done con lol
Vote Placed by RevL8ion 2 years ago
RevL8ion
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Reasons for voting decision: This was hardly an ERB; it seemed more like a poetry battle. Anyway, S&G goes to Con due to various errors from Pro, Arguments to Con because of the Old McDonald diss, but he should've gone aggressive straight from Round 2, and neither side gave sources, but that was to be expected in most rap battles.