The Instigator
Calvincambridge
Pro (for)
Tied
0 Points
The Contender
Travniki
Con (against)
Tied
0 Points

Fast zombies are gay

Do you like this debate?NoYes-1
Add this debate to Google Add this debate to Delicious Add this debate to FaceBook Add this debate to Digg  
Post Voting Period
The voting period for this debate has ended.
after 0 votes the winner is...
It's a Tie!
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 6/14/2012 Category: Miscellaneous
Updated: 5 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 1,279 times Debate No: 24279
Debate Rounds (3)
Comments (5)
Votes (0)

 

Calvincambridge

Pro

fast zombies- Zombies able to move at the speed of normal humans.

Zombies- A person infected with a virus wishing to infect others ONLY.

Gay- Homosexual, being attracted to members of the same sex but not necessarily the same species.
Travniki

Con

I await reasons as to why "Fast Zombies are gay"

By "are", I will use the dictionary definition : (used as a copula to connect the subject with its predicate adjective, or predicate nominative, in order to desc ribe,identify, or amplify the subject)

That is to say, Pro must prove that ALL fast zombies are gay, as opposed to "Fast zombies can be gay", or "Some fast zombies happen to be gay"
Debate Round No. 1
Calvincambridge

Pro

When i refer to fast zombies i refer to REAL fast zombies victims of the Promiscuity H12 virus. These people have an uncontrollable desire to rape people of the same sex. Soon the desire becomes the same. This is caused by the sky high female testosterone the virus creates. The other strands have the host at a different pace.
Travniki

Con

Travniki forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 2
Calvincambridge

Pro

damn infected.
Travniki

Con

Sorry about the forfeit (exams)

First of all there is no virus called the "Promiscuity H12 virus" that is completely made up, and has relevance in this debate. There is no virus that gives you an uncontrollable urge to rape other men, but it does sound hilarious.

Even if it did exist it still doesn't prove the resolution.

"These people have an uncontrollable desire to rape people of the same sex."
Even if this weren't made up to try and get an easy win, it doesn't fit pros definition of "being attracted to members of the same sex". If a virus were to mess with your system in order to compel you to rape someone, it wouldn't change your sexual orientation, it wouldn't give you an attraction to th person you're raping in the way a man is attracted to a woman; its impulses would be more comparable to a drug addicts impulse to consume heroine.

"This is caused by the sky high female testosterone the virus creates."
A lot of men have really low testosterone levels as they reach middle age, and have much more estrogen than testosterone, but that doesn't change your sexual orientation or make you rape people. The disease you made up doesn't make sense.

Fast Zombies are not Gay.

Debate Round No. 3
5 comments have been posted on this debate. Showing 1 through 5 records.
Posted by bossyburrito 5 years ago
bossyburrito
...wut
Posted by Calvincambridge 5 years ago
Calvincambridge
Yes.
Posted by phantom 5 years ago
phantom
I like the definition of zombie. All I need to do is get hepatitus and run around trying to make other people get it and I'm a zombie!
Posted by Calvincambridge 5 years ago
Calvincambridge
It's based on the video where Max Brooks is calling fast zombies gay.
Posted by tulle 5 years ago
tulle
Lol wut
No votes have been placed for this debate.