Fast zombies are gay
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Zombies- A person infected with a virus wishing to infect others ONLY.
Gay- Homosexual, being attracted to members of the same sex but not necessarily the same species.
I await reasons as to why "Fast Zombies are gay"
By "are", I will use the dictionary definition : (used as a copula to connect the subject with its predicate adjective, or predicate nominative, in order to desc ribe,identify, or amplify the subject)
That is to say, Pro must prove that ALL fast zombies are gay, as opposed to "Fast zombies can be gay", or "Some fast zombies happen to be gay"
Travniki forfeited this round.
Sorry about the forfeit (exams)
First of all there is no virus called the "Promiscuity H12 virus" that is completely made up, and has relevance in this debate. There is no virus that gives you an uncontrollable urge to rape other men, but it does sound hilarious.
Even if it did exist it still doesn't prove the resolution.
"These people have an uncontrollable desire to rape people of the same sex."
Even if this weren't made up to try and get an easy win, it doesn't fit pros definition of "being attracted to members of the same sex". If a virus were to mess with your system in order to compel you to rape someone, it wouldn't change your sexual orientation, it wouldn't give you an attraction to th person you're raping in the way a man is attracted to a woman; its impulses would be more comparable to a drug addicts impulse to consume heroine.
"This is caused by the sky high female testosterone the virus creates."
A lot of men have really low testosterone levels as they reach middle age, and have much more estrogen than testosterone, but that doesn't change your sexual orientation or make you rape people. The disease you made up doesn't make sense.
Fast Zombies are not Gay.
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