The Instigator
snelld7
Pro (for)
Winning
50 Points
The Contender
I-am-a-panda
Con (against)
Losing
22 Points

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Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 1/6/2010 Category: Miscellaneous
Updated: 7 years ago Status: Voting Period
Viewed: 5,635 times Debate No: 10726
Debate Rounds (2)
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snelld7

Pro

Good luck to my opponent, and looking forward to his round
I-am-a-panda

Con

I think this sucks, but anyway.

Also lyrics:

The names Panda, and yeah I'm Irish
Prepare yourself for the pain I'm about dish
I'm from the other side of the Atlantic, that true
But it don't mean I won't whoop you
I'm mad bout what you said bout the bamboo
So I'ma figure you out like Nancy drew
Or like the Hardy Brothers with a raging clue
I know your the type to huff glue
The kind to be susceptible to the swine flu
Probably hatin' on Blink 182

You know I'm Irish and a Panda
I got nothing on you except that your black
So step back and brace yourself
For this full on, bloody racial attack

Snelld, A man statistically more likely to rob a shop
Run by his own brothers and pop
While spending every night at a bus stop
Doing a 9 -5 job with a bucket and mop
Followed by giving some cocaine the chop

You guys have gone through adversity?
More like refusal of diversity
Looks like the years of rejection from university
Gave you guys moral perversity

Affirmative action?
Phhfft, more like a creative distraction
By a black conciousness chain reaction
The money spent is a fraction
Compared to tax benefits for the White faction
Yet you guys still moan about dissatisfaction
Seems you guys and slavery still have an attraction.

An agnostic libertarian?
Pro obamacare and taxes, more like Authoritarian
In the eyes of Ragnar, the near-anarchist
Better hand you over to Cody, the bear fascist.

Just before I say over and out,
Let me leave you without a seed of doubt
That my opponents argument is in rout
And a little something to think about

Snellds mind is agnostic man his brain must be caustic
With the thoughts going through about being a Jew
Or a pagan with strict economic adherence to Reagan
I think it's known to you I've played my role as Nancy Drew
Making Snelld a man no longer upheld
But susceptible to words as bad as turds.
Debate Round No. 1
snelld7

Pro

I'll PM you the lyrics
I-am-a-panda

Con

Snelld, I must admit you have some harsh Rhyme
Enough to convince Tiger Woods to do some time
But that would suit you, see while at least Me and Tiger are getting some
You sitting on your virgin a** with a motherlode of unused c*m
Hoes find you revolting, unattractive and unworthy,
Hell Oprah Winfrey wouldn't do you for 5,700,230
Even if you could get that much from a bank heist
Boy, you better start praying to Christ
Or some other crazy occult prophet like L. Ron Hubbard
Or Moses and spend World war 2 hiding in a cupboard.
Oh wait, man you're Agnostic, can't make up your mind
You're walking through all these religions blind
Don't worry, I'll give you some advice
Becoming a Muslim for the 72 women for no price
Except your pitiful chaste life
Which has probably gone through enough strife
Especially since it's in a racial minorities body
Even the pheromone detectors are shoddy.
And what you sayin' 'bout me banging my cousins?
Man that's just sick, grow a pair, I have a dozen
I'll forgive you since you're not well taught
Since you probably went to public school where intelligence is naught
Or frowned upon since you're 'sposed to be ghetto
And lookin' after your bro before your ho'
Well that was easy, since you never had one
And too afraid to go to a street corner and get the deal done
Probably too afraid since your sister was there
11 years old and still willing to flash her pair
For 20 bucks and 50 for more
Still, compared to your mom nothing near a real wh**e
Who had you and probably 50 other kids,
Sucking day and night on her crack ho nibs
Where was pops? Out doin' some smack
Or working hard at some guys sack for 1 gram of crack
Lucky enough her pimp came along
F'ed your mom and your sisters with his king size dong
Things were alright till your mom hit 50
Sagged and then your family weren't so thrifty
But that's a long story I have no time for
Since your little sister is waiting at the door.
Debate Round No. 2
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Posted by snelld7 7 years ago
snelld7
Loserboi is an awesome commenter!! lol
Posted by Loserboi 7 years ago
Loserboi
Snelld7 is an awesome rapper if i get a camera i wanna have a rap battle
Posted by PoeJoe 7 years ago
PoeJoe
Panda's vids have been taken down?
Posted by snelld7 7 years ago
snelld7
lol Thanks bro
Posted by philosphical 7 years ago
philosphical
snelld, your pretty good at this rap stuff :)
Posted by snelld7 7 years ago
snelld7
Dork azs dummy
Posted by Zetsubou 7 years ago
Zetsubou
"you dark assdummy" ?

snelld7, Round 2, lol. 1:17 - 1:22

Correct me if I'm wrong but thats what It sound like.
Posted by snelld7 7 years ago
snelld7
Comoncents- haha thanks

NAGS- lol No problem homie lol
Posted by comoncents 7 years ago
comoncents
I-am-a-panda room is cleaner, but snelld7 killed him.

Panda don't rush it, dude, take your time.
Posted by Xer 7 years ago
Xer
Haha, thanks for the shout-out snelld. Though, I hadn't heard panda's first round (I think) when I posted that comment. Good job. I couldn't really understand Panda. Snelld won in my opinion, good luck in your next round.
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