The Instigator
purple_piano
Pro (for)
Winning
4 Points
The Contender
DudeStop
Con (against)
Losing
3 Points

Finish the sentence

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purple_piano
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 2/11/2014 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 2 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 616 times Debate No: 45667
Debate Rounds (5)
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Votes (3)

 

purple_piano

Pro

Rules:
-You can use a period, but cannot end your turn with one (unless it's ...)
-No offensive storylines
-You cannot exceed 20 words per turn
-You must use at least 3 words per turn

My turn:
Once upon a time...
DudeStop

Con

Thanks.

Once upon a time, a boy was sitting under a blackened sky peeing with rain. He looked around...
Debate Round No. 1
purple_piano

Pro

...and saw a very old man staring fiercely into his eyes. This old man...
DudeStop

Con

... Suddenly collapsed onto his knees and began to cough violently. The boy noticed....
Debate Round No. 2
purple_piano

Pro

... the knife plunged into the man's back and proceeded to pull it out. The man coughed up blood and...
DudeStop

Con

... With a final kick from the boy, fell under a muddy boot. The boy smiled as he knew...
Debate Round No. 3
purple_piano

Pro

(I'm confused about the boot)
...that this man knew about his secret identity. This man knew that he...
DudeStop

Con

*Sorry for the misunderstanding.*

Was actually a royal family member in disguise. The boy kicked the blood off of his boot as he...
Debate Round No. 4
purple_piano

Pro

... Checked for a pulse on the body. When he found none, he continued...
DudeStop

Con

To sit under the night sky, while the angels peed on his favorite hat.

The End...


Just so I don't look like a jerk, I explain the muddy boot in the comment section.

I can see how that would look bad for me lol.

Anyways, have a nice day.
Debate Round No. 5
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Posted by DudeStop 2 years ago
DudeStop
Are peeing metaphor's more vulgar than violence?
Posted by DudeStop 2 years ago
DudeStop
I think he is.
Posted by purple_piano 2 years ago
purple_piano
Sorry, I just associated "Mate" to mean Austrailian, but are you British?
Posted by EndarkenedRationalist 2 years ago
EndarkenedRationalist
I'm just coming in here to say I know a lot of "Britains" who say mate.
Posted by DudeStop 2 years ago
DudeStop
Once upon a time, a boy was sitting under a blackened sky peeing with rain. He looked around and saw an old man stating fiercely into his eyes. This old man collapsed onto his knees and began to cough violently. The boy noticed the knife plunged into the old man's back and proceeded to pull it out. The man coughed up blood and with a final kick from the boy, fell under a muddy boot. The boy smiled as he knew that this man knew about his secret identity. This man knew that he was actually a royal family member in disguise. The boy kicked the blood off of his boot as he checked for a pulse. When he found none, he continued to sit under the night sky, while the angels peed on his favorite hat.

That's the story...
Posted by purple_piano 2 years ago
purple_piano
I was stalking you on your other "finish the sentence" with ESocialBookworm. And ya, you end the story. There is no word limit though.
Posted by DudeStop 2 years ago
DudeStop
, I never said mate before you suggested that I'm Australian!

Tell that to uncle Charlie...

(I don't actually have an uncle named Charlie, but that sounded pretty British.)

USA...

Do I just finish your sentence then? Or do I put another one after that to conclude the story?
Posted by purple_piano 2 years ago
purple_piano
Because no Americans or Britains say mate. Where do you live?
Posted by DudeStop 2 years ago
DudeStop
Well, sort of mate. I have a lot of family members who are British/Australian and it becomes a habit to say odd things like "Mate" every other sentence.

Anyways, how'd you find out?
Posted by purple_piano 2 years ago
purple_piano
Thanks! For the clarification and the hilarious story endings. I'm cracking up.

By the way are you Australian? :)
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Vote Placed by kawaii_crazy 2 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Con was a bit... vulgar. Otherwise, this was a good debate.
Vote Placed by TheAntidoter 2 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Obvs Better dudestop
Vote Placed by Krazzy_Player 2 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Pro's sentences were better.