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Flat Stanley is daddy

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Started: 12/23/2017 Category: Funny
Updated: 2 years ago Status: Debating Period
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I don't think so.

Round 1 is acceptance.
Round 2 is main arguments.
Round 3 is the first rebuttals.
Round 4 is the second rebuttals.
Round 5 is closing arguments.

Please accept this debate, Flatstanley. It would be a shame if you didn't because we are talking about your #1 favorite thing here.


Hallllo. THis isss abot me, yesm? I'm sorr, no am anybod'd daddy, but culd be if u liek?? ;) ;) Am sEngle BUT NOT 4 GAY dad sayd thats bad last nite. Hmmm I will ascept debate but idk why u think I am an dad, no has childurn I anm 12. I watch Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace" last nite for 20 eth tyme IS SOOOO GUD my favort movie, u like? anakin hadd no daddyt either.
Debate Round No. 1


I am not talking about you, I am talking about Flat Stanley the character.

Flat Stanley isn't my daddy because he and the book starring him is for toddlers ONLY. If anything, he could be a daddy for the toddlers. But he is certainly NOT my daddy. Your turn.


Hmmmm u say Fla tStanley es for todlers but I reed just last week...? I not tderler, I M 12, wut u say to that, HMMM? HMMMMMM?? HMMMMMMMMMMMMM???????1???
Debate Round No. 2


Well, Flat Stanley is for toddlers and very young children. You are a pre-teen, and you read Flat Stanley. Wait a minute! I just realized something...

You are part of the Flat Stanley conspiracy! In fact, Flat Stanley is your secret daddy in this conspiracy! And I can prove it!

You think the Earth is flat. Flat Stanley is really a brainwashing technique made by the Flat Earth Organization (FEO) to make people believe that the Earth is flat, which is one of the reasons why a lot of people believe that the Earth is flat. You are a die-hard Flat Stanley fan, and you probably read it a lot. It all makes sense if you think about it!

Secondly, your icon happens to be the official icon of Project FES (Flat Earth Stanley), which is the plan that I mentioned earlier. It couldn't be more obvious than this, folks.

Like I mentioned earlier, you are a die-hard Flat Stanley fan. No one is ever this dedicated to Flat Stanley and believe that the Earth is flat. That means Flat Stanley is your secret daddy.



OKKKKK, mayhaps stanley my secrete dady... ad NOT. MY daddo no es flat... He REAL man, not flayt!! He tell me everday "U R MI SON END U'LL DO WUT UR F***ING TOLD," so must be dadr. But wut if I brainwashe by flat stanel...? If that r true, how come soap not come out of mi ears?
Debate Round No. 3


Soap only comes out of a victim's ears if the victim is 18 and older. You are 12, so soap won't come out of your ears yet.


Thet maks cents. Am I are brainwash? Hao culd I posiblee kno? No wey 2 conferm, sints mai barain washerz culd hev implamanted mentel bloks 2 perevent mii forom confermign teh truth. They'refour, thu oneley thang 2 du es except mi f8, as dis es my reealidy nwo. eye em cuntent livig a lye, and atempeting 2 du utherwize wuld porobably bering meh nuthig butt sufferign. teh famus filosofer Zhuangzi wonse wunderd if he wurz a man dreemin heh wuz a buterflai, or a buterfly dreemig he wad a men. teh poynt uf thes lyne uf thot was tu guestion if wii cen turuly truzt owr percieved reealetie 2 B reel. Ther no way too conferm ef we cen turust owr reelaity, thus teh bast wey to liv es 2 mak teh moust owt uf our percrpted relalidy.

So erth flat, nevr will chang my mind silly boi!
Debate Round No. 4


I read Flat Stanley once when I was a child, and I never believed that the Earth is flat. I always wondered why. I think it's because the secret group called Stop The FEO removed the brainwashing powers from some of the copies of Flat Stanley. Maybe I am one of the lucky ones because I never believed that the Earth is flat and soap didn't come out of my ears even once.

In conclusion, Flatstanley is part of a secret conspiracy and I'm one of the lucky ones who isn't part of the conspiracy.
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Debate Round No. 5
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Posted by Flatstanley 2 years ago
Uh no I no loos I alwas win
Posted by MRAAJ 2 years ago
who the fck is flat Stanley???!!!
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