Okay, R1, I give this intro. My opponent gives me a list of several topics, pertaining to a variety of subjects. In R2, I pick the topic. My opponent picks his or her side. If they pick Pro, they go in their R2, and forfeit in R5, if they pick Con, they don't do anything else in R2. R3 and on are normal.
I'm CON. I say reading is bad. The reason I say this is because reading makes you think. When you think you realize that life isn't perfect, maybe even for you you realize it sucks. Millions of people kill themselves every year. You know why that is? Reading. They thought about how suckish their life was, and they died. Look at ants, or pigs, their lives suck, but they never kill themselves. We ought to aspire to be like them, and that means not reading.