The Instigator
DanT
Pro (for)
Winning
11 Points
The Contender
Controverter
Con (against)
Losing
3 Points

Funniest Limerick wins

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after 5 votes the winner is...
DanT
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 4/9/2013 Category: Arts
Updated: 4 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 1,551 times Debate No: 32288
Debate Rounds (2)
Comments (2)
Votes (5)

 

DanT

Pro

Rules;

1.) Must be a limerick
2.) Must be your own poem
3.) Plagerism will result in automatic disqualification
4.) 1st round acceptance only

Voting rules;

1. Conduct vote will be replaced with who had better word usage.
2. Spelling and Grammar will stay the same.
3. More convincing arguments will be replaced with who had the funniest limerick.
4. Most reliable sources vote will be given to whoever has the most original poems.


The rhyme scheme is AABBA
Controverter

Con

I accept.
Debate Round No. 1
DanT

Pro


The Clap


There once was a girl who was easy.


Everyone knew she was sleazy.


She opened her trap


And caught the clap.


Now the smell makes everyone queasy.


Controverter

Con

There once was a boy named Dan T,

Who saw porn and wished to be manly,

So instead of just waiting,

He began masturbating,

And filmed it to show his auntie

Debate Round No. 2
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Posted by Eitan_Zohar 4 years ago
Eitan_Zohar
This is really kind of good.
Posted by DanT 4 years ago
DanT
Just a reminder, you have 21 hours left.
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Vote Placed by Volk23 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: I vote CON, for his disturbing, Momus-esque little ditty. PRO, the slut stereotype is both sexist and old.
Vote Placed by Smithereens 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: you are sick minded people.
Vote Placed by TN05 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Pro's was actually funny. Con's, like the other voters have said, is disturbing.
Vote Placed by Napoleon_Dynamite_915 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: @16kadams is right. Cons was just disturbing.
Vote Placed by 16kadams 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Cons was just disturbing. Pros was funny and captured a modern stereotype. Pro wins.