The Instigator
VoodooChild
Pro (for)
Winning
48 Points
The Contender
TheSexicanMexican
Con (against)
Losing
18 Points

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Post Voting Period
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after 11 votes the winner is...
VoodooChild
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 3/16/2009 Category: Miscellaneous
Updated: 8 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 2,994 times Debate No: 7421
Debate Rounds (5)
Comments (10)
Votes (11)

 

VoodooChild

Pro

Alright this is simple. We will post Three funny quotes per round, doesn't matter if you know who they are from or not, and in the fifth round you will be allowed to post five quotes. The funniest quotes shall win.
I will start.
"I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack." -Demetri Martin

"The secret of Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources." -Albert Einstein

"I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof." -Rodney Dangerfield

Good luck to whoever shall accept my challenge. I look forward to having some good laughs
TheSexicanMexican

Con

Ok Thank you for posting this debate, I will post my 3 quotes

"Capitalism: is it helping your uncle Jack off a horse, or helping your uncle jack off a horse."
~ Unknown

"Games with ragdoll death animations just make it look even more ridiculous. One moment an enemy is strafing and firing at full speed, the next his entire body just goes limp like Mr. Scotty teleported his skeleton out of his body or something."
~ Ben "Yahtzee" Crowshaw

"Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pee soup."
~ Unknown

Your move.
Debate Round No. 1
VoodooChild

Pro

Thanks for Accepting.

"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine'." -unknown

"If I'm not back in five minutes. Just wait longer." -Ace Ventura

"Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention." -Harry off of Dumb and Dumber.
TheSexicanMexican

Con

OK

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."
~ Unknown

'The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think."
~ Unknown

"I've swallowed 18 condoms full of truth and I'm headed across the border!"
~Stephen Colbert (Pronounced STEVEN COLE-BEAR for those of you who don't know)

Your move
Debate Round No. 2
VoodooChild

Pro

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight." -George Gobal

"A drink a day keeps the shrink away." -Edward Abbey

"The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone else he can blame it on." -Robert Bloch
TheSexicanMexican

Con

"HAHAHAH MAI ROFLCOPTER IT GOEZ SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI {HAHAHAH. My ROFL-Copter. It goes SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI"
~ Chief (Arby 'n' The Chief)

"MAI ROFLKNIEF GOEZ SLIEC SLIEC SLIEC SLIEC SLIEC LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL {My ROFL-Knife goes slice slice slice slice slice}"
~ Chief (Same as Above)

"[in the parking garage] i can haz car??/ ROFL. (I can has car? Rofl.) [gets in the car] lets go car. [Loveheart enters the garage shooting randomly] holy fuk aaaaaaa. go uheep of sht! [Loveheart gives chase but Chief is driving off] h00ray! niec car asshoel. MIEN NOW LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! (Hooray, nice car asshle! Mine now! lololololololol)"
~ Chief (Same as Above)
Debate Round No. 3
VoodooChild

Pro

"I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker." -Ron Burgandy

"It's time to put your mouth where our balls are." -Peter Lefluer (Dodgeball)

"Why do psychics have to ask for your name" -Unknown
TheSexicanMexican

Con

"When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross."
~ Clint Eastwood (Dirty Harry, 1971)

"What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the Ocean?
A good start... "
~ Danny DeVito (The War of Roses, 1989)

"No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend."
~ Grouchu Marx (Comedian)
Debate Round No. 4
VoodooChild

Pro

You may post Five quotes this round.

"Why do you put a baby in the blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face." -Unknown

"Suicide Hotline, Please Hold." -Unknown

"You guys lineup alphabetically by height." -Bill Peterson

"Procrastinate now, don't put it off." -Unknown

"Online debating is like the special olympics. Even if you win you are still a retard." -Addison(Friend of mine)

Good luck and thanks for accepting.
TheSexicanMexican

Con

Ok thank you for hosting a debate for me.
To start off I'll do a good ol' fashioned, You might be a redneck.

If you think that billboard that says, "SAY NO TO CRACK" reminds you to pull up your jeans, you may be a redneck."
~ Jeff Foxworthy

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it. "
~ Voltaire

" You know you're getting fat when you can pinch an inch on your forehead."
~ John Mendoza

"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. "
~ Sam Levenson

"It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you're dead, you're made for life. "
~ Jimi Hendrix

Be sure to vote CON!
Debate Round No. 5
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Posted by Sonofkong 6 years ago
Sonofkong
"War without fire is like sausage without mustard." King Henry V of England (Not from Shakespeare Play)
Posted by Wanted797 8 years ago
Wanted797
Go Pro hahahahahaha but Con's reference to arby n the cheif was good
Posted by DrumBum1234 8 years ago
DrumBum1234
Actually I find it very rude and bad conduct when people tell people to vote.
Posted by TheSexicanMexican 8 years ago
TheSexicanMexican
Indeed
Posted by wpfairbanks 8 years ago
wpfairbanks
I must be a contrarian
Posted by TheSexicanMexican 8 years ago
TheSexicanMexican
Thats a really stupid reason to vote wp.
Posted by wpfairbanks 8 years ago
wpfairbanks
I think I just voted Pro because Con told me to vote for Con.
Posted by VoodooChild 8 years ago
VoodooChild
Why thank you FeatherBoy
Posted by FeatherintheWind 8 years ago
FeatherintheWind
oh and also you blew it out of the water
Posted by FeatherintheWind 8 years ago
FeatherintheWind
nice quote by Addison Grantham, thats the single reason you won.
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