The Instigator
yay842
Pro (for)
Winning
25 Points
The Contender
Ameliamk1
Con (against)
Losing
1 Points

Funny jokes.

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after 6 votes the winner is...
yay842
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 9/9/2013 Category: Funny
Updated: 4 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 2,103 times Debate No: 37555
Debate Rounds (5)
Comments (1)
Votes (6)

 

yay842

Pro

One joke per round. 4 rounds. First round is to accept the debate.
Ameliamk1

Con

Alright, I'm ready when you are. I'll assume no topics out of bounds.
Debate Round No. 1
yay842

Pro

No topics are out of bounds.

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."
Ameliamk1

Con

So a Muslim, a socialist, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "what'll you have, Mr. President?"
Debate Round No. 2
yay842

Pro

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off " go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
Ameliamk1

Con

Africa really needs more mosquito nets. With them installed, every year we could save millions of Mosquitos from dying needlessly of AIDS.
Debate Round No. 3
yay842

Pro

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
Ameliamk1

Con

Now, if anyone here is ethically opposed to eating meat, there is a vegetarian option. You can f*** off.
Debate Round No. 4
yay842

Pro

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the sky, and tell me what you see." Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars." Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it"s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life." And Holmes said: "Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent."
Ameliamk1

Con

How many NYPD officers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just beat the room for being black.
Debate Round No. 5
1 comment has been posted on this debate.
Posted by sweetbreeze 4 years ago
sweetbreeze
Haha, the baby looked like a monkey. :D
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Vote Placed by mikicat10 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Pro Jokes made more sense
Vote Placed by funwiththoughts 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Pro's jokes were much better.
Vote Placed by tylergraham95 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Gave points to pro for the Holmes Joke. I laughed aloud when I read that.
Vote Placed by johnlubba 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Some people think it's funny to be racist, I don't. Plus pro's last Joke won it.
Vote Placed by kyro90 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Honestly, none of them were very funny, but I liked Pro's and Con's so Ill both give you points.
Vote Placed by sweetbreeze 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: To be honest, Pro's joke REALLY got me laughing! :D :D :D