The Instigator
Illegalcombatant
Pro (for)
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The Contender
Calvincambridge
Con (against)
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Gay Marriage Should be Illegal (JOKE DEBATE)

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Illegalcombatant
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 7/25/2011 Category: Miscellaneous
Updated: 5 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 1,430 times Debate No: 17644
Debate Rounds (2)
Comments (3)
Votes (4)

 

Illegalcombatant

Pro

No Video, Most lolz wins.

1) Black people have black kids, tall people have tall kids, therefore gay people will have gay kids. Do we really want more gay kids ?

2) God doesn't like gays, we know this cause the bible says so, and we know the bible and our interpretation of the bible is true because...........God just doesn't like gays ok.

3) Homosexuality is against nature and therefore should be banned, unlike hot dogs, computers and air planes. Things that are for nature include floods, hurricanes and snakes.

4) Jerry Falwell says God hates gay so much, that it helped cause 911 and hurricane Katrina, hey would he lie to you ?

5) Gay marriage doesn't make sense, I mean if you have two men where does the penis go ?

6) Oh I think I just figured 5) out............that ain't right.

7) If gays are allowed to marry, the terrorists win.

8) More gays means more gay actors, and we don't need any more sitcoms like will and grace now do we ?

9) Gay marriage will lead to bestiality and pedophilia, how you ask ? It just will, that's how.

10) If a man wants to have sex with some one of their own gender, why don't they just become a catholic priest ?

11) It just occurred to me that some people might take 10) the wrong way, I was speaking symbolically of when a priest forms a spiritual union with Jesus as part of Jesus bride as part of the church...............yeah that's what I mean't.
Calvincambridge

Con

I am also aganist gay marriage but lets debate any way
Debate Round No. 1
Illegalcombatant

Pro

In the spirit of fairness I won't use the 2nd round to make further arguments so we can be judged on 1 round each.

Vote for Pro or burn in hell.

Thank you.
Calvincambridge

Con

Yes gay marriage should be legal because if we did what God wanted us to do most gays still wouldent be around to get married in the first place
Debate Round No. 2
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Posted by Calvincambridge 5 years ago
Calvincambridge
he does but this is a joke debate
Posted by RaeTulo 5 years ago
RaeTulo
Pro wins, already.
Hahaaahaha.
Posted by kohai 5 years ago
kohai
lol! i am very strong pro ssm. Pro, i think i csn dothis...
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Vote Placed by Man-is-good 5 years ago
Man-is-good
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Reasons for voting decision: It is clear that this debate was a 'Joke debate', so Con's arguments are invalidated and loses a conduct point from diverging from the debate's original purport.
Vote Placed by BlackVoid 5 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: I lol'd at Burn in Hell. Con put no effort into this debate.
Vote Placed by kohai 5 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: MUCH better arguments from pro. "Vote for Pro or burn in hell." HAHA!
Vote Placed by Cobo 5 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: LOLz