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Crescendo
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FrankTheBob
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Gay People are Conspiring to Take Over the United States

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Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 5/16/2014 Category: Funny
Updated: 2 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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Crescendo

Pro

This is a troll debate. Neither pro or con should take this debate seriously. Trolls are welcome, provided they're willing to post on every round and not forfeit.
Rules: No personal attacks, no profanity or slurs against various races, genders, religions, political ideologies, or "sexual orientations." No sexually explcit language or material, and no violent threats. I ask voters not to vote on Spelling and Grammar, as I may intentionally misspell a lot of words in the spirit of this troll debate.

First round is for acceptance. Burden of proof is shared. I await a worthy challenger who knows how to debate effectively without the use of reason or such trifling things such as rationality.
FrankTheBob

Con


YOU CAN'T STOP US! WE WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH OR WITHOUT YOU! WE WILL EAT YOUR BABIES! BABIES ARE YUMMY IN MY TUMMY!

Debate Round No. 1
Crescendo

Pro

The Case for the Gay Takeover of the United States:
By C.E. Turner, AKA "Crescendo"

1. Gay Recruitment

"Mandatory sex segregation is legally required and enforces separation based on sex. Examples include separation of men and women in prisons, law enforcement, military service, restrooms, and housing."
Source: http://en.wikipedia.org...
According to this source, prisons are sexually segregated. Therefore, that means males are in prison with males and females are in prisons with females. That clears things up for this figure:
"In a survey of 1,788 male inmates in Midwestern prisons by Prison Journal, about 21% claimed they had been coerced or pressured into sexual activity during their incarceration, and 7% claimed that they had been raped in their current facility."
Source: http://en.wikipedia.org...
Therefore, it's a good guess that about 20% of prisoners are sexually assaulted by somebody of the same gender. And how many prisoners are there right now? About 2.2. million.
http://www.sentencingproject.org...
So, if there are 2 million prisoners and 20% of them are raped by someone of the same gender, that means that 400,000 people currently sitting in jail cells have been raped by somebody of the same gender.

And what happens to these gay rape victims? Here's what happens. They sit in their cells and say, "That was fun! I think I'll become gay!" And as a result, you have 400,000 new gay converts, who in turn go out and rape other prisoners.
But here's the thing: this is only in prisons. There's probably twenty times as many gay rapes happening outside of prison, and thus the gay population is growing.

2. Infiltration of our Government
Obama's gay, How do I know this? Because of this source. It's reliable because I say it is.
http://www.wnd.com...
Also:
The current mayor of Houston, Texas, is a Lesbian named Annise Parker.
http://en.wikipedia.org...
Jim McGreevey, former governor of New Jersey, is gay.
http://en.wikipedia.org...
And here's a more thorough list of gay politicians who have infiltrated our society:
http://en.wikipedia.org...

Then, let's talk about the Media. You have people like Clay Aiken who won American Idol, Neil Patrick Harris, a famous actor, George Takei, another famous actor, and countless other LGBT people who have spread the gay gospel to America.

3. Gay Propaganda to Children

There are shows like Barney the Dinosaur. Who is Barney? Well, he is a purple dinosaur who tells male and female children that he loves them, suggesting bisexuality.
Then, there's "Tinky Winky," a character from the children's show Tellietubbies. Tinky Winky is purple, and he has a triangle as his symbol. Here's the significant of this:
http://en.wikipedia.org...
Then, there was the "Good Luck Charlie" controversy.
http://www.christianpost.com...

4. Transcript Evidence
Three days ago, a group of gay people were caught on tape by a hidden camera, revealing that they were part of a large plot to enslave Americans. Here's how the conversation went:

Gay Man 1: I like, totally went to the mall today and got myself a cute purse.
Gay Man 2: Like, totally.
Gay Man 3: There was somebody stalking me at the mall yesterday. He was wearing a Klansman outfit.
Gay Man 2: Do you think...
Gay Man 1: He knows about the plan?
Gay Man 3: I highly doubt it. The plan has remained unexposed for thirty years now, and it was thought up by the most brilliant members of the LGBT elite. And even if somebody does know, they cannot stop us by this phase.
Gay Man 1: You're like, totally right, girl. We've like, totally already taken control of the media and the White House.
Gay Man 2: The world will be ours soon! MWAHHAHAHAHA!
(The three of them laugh villainously; recording ends abruptly when a dog knocks the camera out of the recorder's hand, showing that dogs are stupid animals. Either that or it was a gay dog.)

Conclusion:
Our nation is being taken over by the LGBT movement, little by little. I pass the (imaginary) microphone back to Con.
FrankTheBob

Con

FrankTheBob forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 2
Crescendo

Pro

In the rules set forth during round 1, I asked the person accepting this debate not to forfeit. As my opponent forfeited anyway, I ask voters to place their ballots in favor of Pro.
FrankTheBob

Con

FrankTheBob forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 3
Crescendo

Pro

Crescendo forfeited this round.
FrankTheBob

Con

FrankTheBob forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 4
Crescendo

Pro

I may be something like a troll myself, but I do NOT approve of this guy's methods!
FrankTheBob

Con

I give up. This debate is too stupid.
Debate Round No. 5
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Posted by ThatOneCoolGuy 2 years ago
ThatOneCoolGuy
Oh god HOW HAVEN'T I RWALISED THIS SOONER
Posted by ArcTImes 2 years ago
ArcTImes
The rainbow round killed me.
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Vote Placed by Zarroette 2 years ago
Zarroette
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Reasons for voting decision: In Con's forfeit, Con fails to provide any counter-argument to Pro's well-referenced, decent arguments.