The Instigator
Jessalyn
Pro (for)
Winning
17 Points
The Contender
emospongebob527
Con (against)
Losing
7 Points

Ghetto debate #1.

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after 7 votes the winner is...
Jessalyn
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 10/11/2012 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 4 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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Comments (8)
Votes (7)

 

Jessalyn

Pro

Dhis here be dha first ghetto debate , an itt wull be dha only ghetto debate if ah dun be decidin nott to dhu no moe of em .
Dha votin should be based on dha mostt consistently ghetto language , dha mostt consistently ghetto ahguments , an dha mostt consistently ghetto insults . Dha strongestt an mostt offensive , stubbornn , an ignorantt opponentt without usin no profanitii shouldd be dha winnah of dhis debate .

AN LET ME JUSS SAY DHIS NOW, RIGHTT HERE : IF YHU STEP YO RATCHET TAIL INTO DHIS DEBATE AN BE FEELIN SOME TYPE OF WAYY , YHU BEST BE READY TO GRAB YO WEAVE AN LEAVE .

Now here be dha importantt stuff :

Rauhnd 1 ;; Attackin dha weave .
Rauhnd 2 ;; Attackin eachotha's mommas .
Rauhnd 3 ;; Attackin eachotha foe bein FAKE .
Rauhnd 4 ;; Attackin errthang else we didn'tt gitt a chance to attack befoe .

(Please note that this debate is just for fun. No logic, sources, or any other typical debate strategies are necessary, and none of the insults/attacks featured are legitimate. Also please note that this is by no means an attack on those who really do speak/behave in this manner, nor is it an attack on any particular race. It's simply a (hopefully) entertaining debate intended solely for--well--entertainment. I apologize in advance for anything that is found to be offensive, and I can assure you that it was not intended that way.)

AIIGHTT NAOW , GO HEAD BEFOE MAH EXTENSIONS GETT LOOSE .!
emospongebob527

Con

Aye 'cept stat cha case....
Debate Round No. 1
Jessalyn

Pro

Aiightt naow , guess ah needa thank yo tail fo acceptin dis debate . Gud luck tuh yhu . NOW , since yhu be ignorin dha rauhnd structah , ah guess we best skipp rauhnd 3 if dhats cool wid yhu an we"ll staht widd dha weave .

Aiightt , naow onto dat weave .! Lyke DAAANG , ion kno if ah evn needa pointt out dat crapp on yo head , cuz itt straightt lookin lyke dha dead muskratt in ya momma dishwasha . Yeyuh , it be lookin straightt greasyy ! Ion kno where yhu be coppin dat crapp frum , but dem greasyy cornrows, lyke GIT OUTTA HERE WID DATT ! YHU AINT GONNA GIT YHU NO WIMIN LOOKIN LYKE DAT !. YO STANK TAIL NEEDA GITT UPP AN FIND A HAIYUH DRESSUH CUZ AINTT NOBODY GONE DO DHAT FO FREE . So git yhu some bank an headd on outta mah yardd wid datt , cuz yhu rubbin yo grease spots all ova my lawnchayuh . Ah boutta bust a dang cap ova heyuh cuz ah keep havin tuh be breathin in yo napps , cuz dey floatin all ova dha dang country errtime yhu comb yo haiyuh or move yo head !.

Yhu needa git yoself some qualityy haiyuh , not dhat ten dolla crapp yhu got up dayuh on yo headd . Ah mean dang , yo tracks prolly infestedd wid mites an dey prolly gone fall rightt out yo headd . Ion kno how yhu be walkin around in pulic lyke dhat , do yo momma kno yhu be lookin lyke dhat ? Ah should call hur rite naow an git her to come ova here an ring dem naps out yo head so yhu can stop bringin shame upon yo family .!

YO HAIYUH NAPPY , YO HAIYUH GREASY , AN YO HAIYUH DUN GOTT FIVE YEAUHS UH GAHBAGE STUCKK UP IN IT . YHU BESTT RIP DHAT CRAPP OUT BEFOE ITT LAY EGGS IN MAH YARD . I AINT EVEN PLAYIN WICHEW NO MOE ! IMMA CALL DHA POPO IF AH FIND ONE MOE GREASY PIECE UH HAIYUH IN MAH YARDD FROM DHAT NAPPY WEAVE UH YOURSS , YUHEAR .?!
emospongebob527

Con

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This is just sad.

I was originally testing out a glitch I heard about in the forums...

However, it is now my opponent BoP to upheld "asd".

I also ask that I get conduct, since he took this debate even though I never wanted him to.

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Debate Round No. 2
Jessalyn

Pro

HOLD UPP ;, WE AINT DONE YETT ! STILL GOTT 2 RAUHNDS LEFF ! SO SITT YO TAIL DAOWN AN LISTEN !

Naaah , Imma waitt an make sure yhuu is still wantin tew debate dhiss befoe ah continue , aiightt .? So steadda spammin dha debate wid dat "VOTE CON! VOTE CON! VOTE CON!" crapp , why don yhu tell me whetha yhu is still wantin to continue .

Ah awaitt mah opponent'ss confuhmation on dhis . An comb dat weave while yhu att itt ... Lookin straightt nappy , as usual .
emospongebob527

Con

ye brah i wnba conreiendu, go aheasdd iwt fsay striaghtri nappy asj ejcae and i gon fgsgbz gv f bg fgbfgbb ng g d bg f fvfvhnh bff jhfjg h gfhfd fhnfh fg fgxfvfdf fgdsxbgd bfxxdxx

Like all Asgardians, Thor is not truly immortal but relies upon periodic consumption of the Golden Apples of Idunn to sustain his extended lifespan, which to date has lasted many millennia. Being the son of Odin and the elder goddess Gaea, Thor is physically the strongest of the Asgardians.[40][141][142][143][144][145] If pressed in battle, Thor is also capable of entering into a state known as the "Warrior's Madness" ("berserkergang" in Norwegian), which will temporarily increase his strength and stamina tenfold, although in this state he attacks friend and foe alike.[146]
Thor possesses a very high resistance to physical injury that approaches invulnerability.[147][148][149][150] Thor also possesses keen senses[25] that allows him to track objects traveling faster than light[151] and hear cries from the other side of the planet.[152] Thor has the ability to travel through time.[153][154] His stamina allowed him to battle the entire Frost Giant army for nine months without any sustenance or rest;[155] Thor has also shown the ability to regenerate wounded portions of his body,[156] including entire limbs or organs, with the aid of magical forces like Mjolnir,[157] Thor has superhuman speed, agility, and reflexes, enabling him to deflect bullets with his hammer.[158] Like all Asgardians he has immunity to all Earthly diseases and some resistance to magic. However, exceptionally powerful magic can overwhelm Odin's enchantment that transforms him between Asgardian and mortal forms.[159]
As the Norse god of Thunder, Thor can summon the elements of the storm (lightning; rain; wind; snow) and uses Mjolnir as a tool to focus this ability, although the hammer cannot command artificial weather, only natural. He can cause these weather effects all over the world and destroy entire buildings; by whirling his hammer he can also lift entire buildings with the wind.[144] As the son of the Earth goddess Gaea, Thor has shown some control over the Earth.[160]
Thor is a superb hand-to-hand combatant, and also skilled in armed combat, excelling in the use of the war hammer, sword, axe and mace. Thor possesses two items which assist him in combat: the enchanted Belt of Strength, and his mystical hammer Mjolnir. The first item doubles Thor's strength and endurance[161] while the second is used to control his weather abilities; flight; energy projection and absorption; dimensional travel; matter manipulation and the most powerful of his offensives, the God Blast (which taps into Thor's life force),[162] the Thermo-blast,[163] and the Anti-Force (which counteracts another force).[164] Using Mjolnir by throwing in the desired direction and then holding on to the handle's leather loop, Thor can also fly at supersonic speeds in Earth's atmosphere and travel faster than light in space. When Thor has to transport companions and/or objects to a destination by himself, he has a chariot drawn by two huge mystical goats called Toothgnasher and Toothgrinder that can fly nearly anywhere he desires almost as easily as with Mjolnir.[91] He can throw an object out of Earth's atmosphere using his strength,[165] and throw his hammer to Asgard from where it will return.[166]
When Mjolnir was damaged, Doctor Strange bound Thor's soul into Mjolnir, meaning that if the hammer were to be broken again, Thor may also die.[
The slavery issue was primarily about whether the system of slavery was an anachronistic evil that was incompatible with Republicanism in the United States, or a state system protected by the Constitution. The strategy of the anti-slavery forces was to stop the expansion and thus put slavery on a path to gradual extinction. To the white South this strategy trampled their Constitutional rights.[12] Slavery was gradually phased out of existence in the North and was fading in the border states and urban areas, but expanded in highly profitable cotton states of the Deep South.

Woman with her slave
New Orleans, 1850
This 1863 photo was distributed in the North during the war.[13][14]
Despite compromises in 1820 and 1850, the slavery issues exploded in the 1850s. Causes include controversy over admitting Missouri as a slave state in 1820, the acquisition of Texas as a slave state in 1845 and the status of slavery in western territories won as a result of the Mexican"American War and the resulting Compromise of 1850.[15] Irreconcilable disagreements over slavery ended the Whig and Know Nothing parties, and split the Democratic Party between North and South, while the new Republican Party angered slavery interests by demanding an end to its expansion. Most observers believed that without expansion slavery would eventually die out; Lincoln argued this in 1845 and 1858.[16] With victory over Mexico Northerners attempted in the Wilmot Proviso to exclude slavery from conquered territories; it never passed. Northern (and British) readers recoiled in anger at the horrors of slavery through the novel and play Uncle Tom"s Cabin (1852) by abolitionist Harriet Beecher Stowe.[17]
Meanwhile the South of the 1850s saw an increasing number of slaves leave the border states through sale, manumission and escape. During this same period, slave-holding border states had more free African-Americans and European immigrants than the lower South, which increased Southern fears that slavery was threatened with rapid extinction in this area.[18] With tobacco and cotton wearing out the soil, the South believed it needed to expand slavery.[19] The Deep South had advocates to reopen the international slave trade to populate territory that was to be newly opened to slavery.[20] Southern demands for a slave code to ensure slavery in the territories repeatedly split the Democratic Party between North and South by widening margins.[21]
To settle the dispute over slavery expansion, Abolitionists and proslavery elements sent their partisans into Kansas, both using ballots and bullets. A miniature civil war in Bleeding Kansas led pro-South Presidents Franklin Pierce and James Buchanan to attempt a forced admission of Kansas as a slave state. The 1857 Congressional rejection of the pro-slavery Lecompton Constitution was the first multi-party solid-North vote, and that solid vote was anti-slavery to support the democratic majority voting in the Kansas Territory.[22]
Violence on behalf of Southern honor reached the floor of the Senate when a Southern Congressmen nearly beat to death Republican Charles Sumner when he ridiculed prominent slaveholders as pimps for slavery.[23]
The earlier political party structure failed to make accommodation among sectional differences. Disagreements over slavery caused the Whig and "Know-Nothing" parties to collapse. In 1860, the last national political party, the Democratic Party, split along sectional lines. Anti-slavery Northerners mobilized in 1860 behind moderate Abraham Lincoln because he was most likely to carry the doubtful western states.

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Slaves returning at sundown after the day picking cotton
In 1857 the Supreme Court"s Dred Scott decision ended the Congressional compromise for Popular Sovereignty in Kansas. It held that slavery in the territories was to be allowed as a property right to any settler, even where the majority opposed slavery. Chief Justice Roger B. Taney's decision said that slaves were "so far inferior that they had no rights which the white man was bound to respect". Taney then overturned the Missouri Compromise, which banned slavery in territory north of the 36"30' parallel. He stated, "[T]he Act of Congress which prohibited a citizen from holding and owning [slaves] in the territory of the United States north of the line therein is not warranted by the Constitution and is therefore void."[24] Republicans denou
Debate Round No. 3
Jessalyn

Pro

Mah opponentt bein dumbb , which comes as no suhprize wid datt nappy haiyuh .
Ah hope yhu all see diss crazyy crapp an eitha vote fo Pro or buy dat poor boyy a haiyuh brushh fo dem cornrows .
Thank ya fo screwin upp mah debate , e'en tho itt was still purdy fun .

LAWNG LIVE DHA NAPPINESS .!
emospongebob527

Con

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The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the Lincoln Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest random speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.

In the early days of the telephone, operators would pick up a call and use the phrase, "Well, are you there?". It wasn't until 1895 that someone suggested answering the phone with the phrase "number please?"

The surface area of an average-sized brick is 79 cm squared.

According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored day for self-destruction.

Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day.

The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

It is believed that Shakespeare was 46 around the time that the King James Version of the Bible was written. In Psalms 46, the 46th word from the first word is shake and the 46th word from the last word is spear.

Karoke means "empty orchestra" in Japanese.

The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.

The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by Egyptians in 2000 B.C.

Rhode Island is the smallest state with the longest name. The official name, used on all state documents, is "Rhode Island and Providence Plantations."

When you die your hair still grows for a couple of months.

There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

Isaac Asimov is the only author to have a book in every Dewey-decimal category.

The newspaper serving Frostbite Falls, Minnesota, the home of Rocky and Bullwinkle, is the Picayune Intellegence.

It would take 11 Empire State Buildings, stacked one on top of the other, to measure the Gulf of Mexico at its deepest point.

The first person selected as the Time Magazine Man of the Year - Charles Lindbergh in 1927.

The most money ever paid for a cow in an auction was $1.3 million.

It took Leo Tolstoy six years to write "War & Peace".

The Neanderthal's brain was bigger than yours is.

On the new hundred dollar bill the time on the clock tower of Independence Hall is 4:10.

Each of the suits on a deck of cards represents the four major pillars of the economy in the middle ages: heart represented the Church, spades represented the military, clubs represented agriculture, and diamonds represented the merchant class.

The names of the two stone lions in front of the New York Public Library are Patience and Fortitude. They were named by then-mayor Fiorello LaGuardia.

The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.

The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly.

Lucy and Linus (who where brother and sister) had another little brother named Rerun. (He sometimes played left-field on Charlie Brown's baseball team, [when he could find it!]).

The pancreas produces Insulin.

1 in 5,000 north Atlantic lobsters are born bright blue.

There are 10 human body parts that are only 3 letters long (eye hip arm leg ear toe jaw rib lip gum).

A skunk's smell can be detected by a human a mile away.

The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.

The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache.

Henry Ford produced the model T only in black because the black paint available at the time was the fastest to dry.

Mario, of Super Mario Bros. fame, appeared in the 1981 arcade game, Donkey Kong. His original name was Jumpman, but was changed to Mario to honor the Nintendo of America's landlord, Mario Segali.

The three best-known western names in China: Jesus Christ, Richard Nixon, and Elvis Presley.

Every year about 98% of the atoms in your body are replaced.

Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump.

The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 672.

World Tourist day is observed on September 27.

Women are 37% more likely to go to a psychiatrist than men are.

The human heart creates enough pressure to squirt blood 30 feet (9 m).

Diet Coke was only invented in 1982.

There are more than 1,700 references to gems and precious stones in the King James translation of the Bible.

When snakes are born with two heads, they fight each other for food.

American car horns beep in the tone of F.

Turning a clock's hands counterclockwise while setting it is not necessarily harmful. It is only damaging when the timepiece contains a chiming mechanism.

There are twice as many kangaroos in Australia as there are people. The kangaroo population is estimated at about 40 million.

Police dogs are trained to react to commands in a foreign language; commonly German but more recently Hungarian.

The Australian $5 to $100 notes are made of plastic.

St. Stephen is the patron saint of bricklayers.

The average person makes about 1,140 telephone calls each year.

Stressed is Desserts spelled backwards.

If you had enough water to fill one million goldfish bowls, you could fill an entire stadium.

Mary Stuart became Queen of Scotland when she was only six days old.

Charlie Brown's father was a barber.

Flying from London to New York by Concord, due to the time zones crossed, you can arrive 2 hours before you leave.

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet (2 m) away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV.

A lion's roar can be heard from five miles away.

The citrus soda 7-UP was created in 1929; "7" was selected because the original containers were 7 ounces. "UP" indicated the direction of the bubbles.

Canadian researchers have found that Einstein's brain was 15% wider than normal.

The average person spends about 2 years on the phone in a lifetime.

The fist product to have a bar code was Wrigleys gum.

The largest number of children born to one woman is recorded at 69. From 1725-1765, a Russian peasant woman gave birth to 16 sets of twins, 7 sets of triplets, and 4 sets of quadruplets.

Beatrix Potter created the first of her legendary "Peter Rabbit" children's stories in 1902.

In ancient Rome, it was considered a sign of leadership to be born with a crooked nose.

The word "nerd" was first coined by Dr. Seuss in "If I Ran the Zoo."

A 41-gun salute is the traditional salute to a royal birth in Great Britain.

The bagpipe was originally made from the whole skin of a dead sheep.

The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear. Any cup-shaped object placed over the ear produces the same effect.

Revolvers cannot be silenced because of all the noisy gasses which escape the cylinder gap at the rear of the barrel.

Liberace Museum has a mirror-plated Rolls Royce; jewel-encrusted capes, and the largest rhinestone in the world, weighing 59 pounds and almost a foot in diameter.

A car that shifts manually gets 2 miles more per gallon of gas than a car with automatic shift.

Cats can hear ultrasound.

Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.

The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in Colorado.

The United States has never lost a war in which mules were used.

Children grow faster in the springtime.

On average, there are 178 sesame seeds on each McDonalds BigMac bun.

Paul Revere rode on a horse that belonged to Deacon Larkin.
Debate Round No. 4
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Posted by Jessalyn 4 years ago
Jessalyn
Haha thanks.
Posted by emospongebob527 4 years ago
emospongebob527
I got your back Jess.
Posted by Jessalyn 4 years ago
Jessalyn
Great job resorting to personal attacks just because you can't think of a way to defend your point. I applaud you.
Posted by GenesisCreation 4 years ago
GenesisCreation
You're an idiot.
Posted by Jessalyn 4 years ago
Jessalyn
@GenesisCreation, there's a huge difference between specifying a group of people, as you did, and targeting a way of speaking in general that can be taken on by any gender or race.
Posted by GenesisCreation 4 years ago
GenesisCreation
DISCLAIMER: The following comment is not sexist. It's a joke.

"Women are retarded cows whos primary purposes are breeding and shutting the he** up."

(Did the disclaimer work?)
Posted by emospongebob527 4 years ago
emospongebob527
Ok............... I could nbe nix
Posted by 16kadams 4 years ago
16kadams
Technically con plagiarized and never cited the source
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Vote Placed by 1dustpelt 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Counter LikeABoss
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Reasons for voting decision: man dis nigga ova hur jessalyn posted some of da ghetto-ist she-it eva seen. This clown emo tho' posted 99% wikipedia bullsh*t and towards the end started rantin about some cracker named thor, which you can tell is a cracker a** name. I give args to pro for actually being a ghetto-smack-talkin-pimp-slappin glass of whoop a** while emo ova hurr chose to dance around like a monkey who has a stick up his a**.
Vote Placed by Like_a_Boss 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: He was funny!
Vote Placed by AlwaysMoreThanYou 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Con went bizarre.
Vote Placed by Nur-Ab-Sal 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: PRO has dha mos cunsistent ghetto language .!
Vote Placed by 16kadams 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: This debate was BS--can't even read it--no more ghetto debates.
Vote Placed by nate.DDOqa 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: test vote