God is a giant tortoise named Bobby
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I would like to invite someone to tell me why God is a giant tortoise named Bobby.
You can see the wisdom in his eyes:
"In the beginning, Bobby created the heavens and the earth. The earth was without form and void, and darkness was over the face of the deep. And the Spirit of Bobby was hovering over the face of the waters. And Bobby said, “Let there be light,” and there was light. And Bobby saw that the light was good. And Bobby separated the light from the darkness. Bobby called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And there was evening and there was morning, the first day. ..."
Genesis 1:1-31 ESV
"Lo, the turtle has bared its shell, as you lain bare your breasts for me. Lo, the turtle has sheathed it's head, as I have sheathed mine in you"
Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster 1:1
The Flying Spaghetti Monster would own Bobby the Giant Tortoise in a fight. Just saying.
yuiru forfeited this round.
I can not combat your arguments, they are too good.
Sure, you won, nothing more.
FSM 1... Giant Tortoise Named Bobby.... Over 9000.
That is all.
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