HITLER IS ALIVE and LIVING IN MIAMI.
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he is alive
Ladies and Gentlemen, how could Hitler be alive and living in Miami, when Hitler never left Europe?
My BOP: To prove that when the Hitler-eagle (Eaglter) flew away he stayed in Europe
WHY HITLER WOULDN'T GO TO MIAMI
When he was the most powerful man in the world and had Europes resources at his disposal, did Hitler ever go to enjoy the waves or shoot some Casino? No. Hitler is terrified of the Miami way of life, he is sexually incompetent and chronically anti-social the lures of beautiful Floridian woman and amazing parties have no influence on him. He would have went to anyother place in the world except Miami. Hitler hates sun parties and woman. He would never go to Miami.
WHY HITLER IS IN ICELAND
So I've given analysis on what Hitler does not like (Miami), but then what does he like? Iceland. This is mainly because there very few of the racial minorities in which he despises (Another reason he would never go to Miami), and a very strong German speaking population. He lives in Iceland now because there is a very strong presence of the German language, a lack of sun (and racial minorities), and lots of cool space and silence where he can curl up and read a book with my cat, Boots.
MAny people have questioned my shape shifting Tin Tin theory so here are other ways he could be alive.
Sub-point C: Time vortex
The GERMAN scientist Albert Einstein theorized in his theory of relativity that if someone went around the Earth at the speed of light, it would seem like less time had passed for them, or some other scientific flim-flam. Point is, there are ways to essentially be frozen in time and space, and it's likely that the Nazis with their scientific genius figured out how.
Sub-point D: Cryogenic Freezing
Hitler hated Jews. Walt Disney was rumored to hate Jews. Walt Disney was rumored to be Cyrogenically frozen. Coincidence? I think not. Disney likely got the idea from Hitler himself.
Vote pro and thanks for accepting even though you are wrong.
Pro has dropped his entire argument. He has to prove why Hitler would be in Miami, yet he is now arguing that Hitler is in South America. South America or Iceland, I don't really care as long as it is not Miami.
Two thirds of his last speech are arguing that Hitler lives in Argentina: So this is why I have won:
P1: Pro must argue that Hitler lives in Miami to win this debate
P2: Pro is arguing that Hitler lives in Argentina
C: Pro has not won this debate
Rebutting Sub Point C
I never said Hitler wasn't dead...I only argued he's not living in Miami...
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