The Instigator
ccstate4peat
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Losing
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The Contender
studentathletechristian8
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Winning
21 Points

Haiku Battle

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Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 4/30/2010 Category: Arts
Updated: 6 years ago Status: Voting Period
Viewed: 1,101 times Debate No: 11936
Debate Rounds (3)
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ccstate4peat

Pro

Rules: You will post 3 haiku for each round. They will not be traditional haiku, they will be entertaining, funny, or bashing the other person. Though they will ot be traditional haiku, they will follow the 5-7-5 format. Spelling and Grammar are irrelevant seeing as you can use poetic license with haiku.

Friday nights alone
Your right arm is so tired
From playing your wii

Find me in the club
Gettin' down on the dance floor
Your mom's a cougar

I would be your dad
But the dog beat me upstairs
Is that possible
studentathletechristian8

Con

I thank my opponent for the debate.

Passing through the halls,
checking out the sexy girls,
getting some action.

Friday night parties,
drinks, sex, fights, living the life,
and you keep trolling.

Have fun running track,
I'll take your mom to the back,
and we'll make it hot.

Thank you.
Debate Round No. 1
ccstate4peat

Pro

You should not be here
You should have been a blowjob
Your mom let us down

You're a walking ad
For forms of contraception
Velociraptor

Your dick is so small
Your sperm shoots out one by one
But you fire blanks
studentathletechristian8

Con

Thank you.

You ought to be banned,
this time for killing haiku,
and sucking penis.

We don't want you here,
that's why we got rid of you,
those various times.

Gay kids run for fun,
and you are no exception,
so go screw yourself.

Thank you.
Debate Round No. 2
ccstate4peat

Pro

You play center pine
You call yourself an athlete
Hope your butt don't hurt

You insulted gays
Don't you know that isn't cool
You are just a douche

Get yourself tested
For the AIDS that you got from
Boning your sister
studentathletechristian8

Con

Thank you.

I do not hate gays,
I only hate dumb screen names,
and yours is pointless.

You can't beat me here,
not even running distance,
I can run four flat.

You should just give up,
go take your chode and explode,
with your younger sis.

Thank you.
Debate Round No. 3
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Posted by Sitruk39 5 years ago
Sitruk39
WHy did these people vote for themselves? That is never cool.
Posted by studentathletechristian8 6 years ago
studentathletechristian8
Rocky, why did you vote abuse this debate?
Posted by Rockylightning 6 years ago
Rockylightning
:)

lol i got that from somewhere but i cannot remember...
Posted by Rockylightning 6 years ago
Rockylightning
I hAVE STOLEN THiS DEBATE'S COMMENT VIRGINITY!!!
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