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mikicat10
Con (against)
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The Contender
Kumquatodor
Pro (for)
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0 Points

Hello, I am a alien

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after 2 votes the winner is...
mikicat10
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 11/3/2013 Category: Funny
Updated: 3 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 633 times Debate No: 39871
Debate Rounds (5)
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mikicat10

Con

Try to convince the reader that you are an alien.
I just came up with this debate for some fun, so be warned that this is not serious.
First round acceptance only, and each round must begin with "hello, I am an alien" but otherwise no rules apply at all.
Good luck,
The alien
Kumquatodor

Pro

Hello, I am an alien.


Though my name is hard for Sol-orbiters to pronounce, the most direct translation is "Sexy-Llama-mama-sama: the hater of Utah!"

I hail from a paralell universe/planet called Mars. My species evolved parallel to llamas, even creating similar countries, like Mexico (where all evil aliens are from).

Now that the pleasentries are over with, I will knee you in your ouchie-bits. Do humans even have ouchie-bits? Let us compare anatomy!


Let the contest begin! (The debate, I mean. Not the anatomy thing...)
Debate Round No. 1
mikicat10

Con

Hello I am an alien.
I hail you and all the big headed people that live on Arth and have two seeyers, two grabbers, and two weird thingys that keep you upright. I have one question for you; what on mars is that fluffy stuff that grows on your brain?
Yours Sincerely,
Befuddled alien.
P.S These homons do have ouchie-bits. I hit one with a wock and it screamed so loudly I got what they call a 'ead-ake'.
Kumquatodor

Pro

Hello, I am an alien.

I have no physical form (unless I possess something). As such, I have no permanent physical features until I enter the Llama-Pasture in the sky and live with Llama-Lord forever and ever.

The humans' fluffy stuff on their heads is, I think, used for mating. I believe the more ostentatious the style, the more aggressive they will be believed to believed.

Much, much lower on their bodies, they have more fluffy stuf. This stuff, I believe, is for storing old food.
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PS. I know that humans have ouchie-bits now. I broke into a house and took children last night. I forcibly removed its outer skin, then removed and cut open their groins, though they did protest loudly. They were tasty.
Debate Round No. 2
mikicat10

Con

mikicat10 forfeited this round.
Kumquatodor

Pro

Kumquatodor forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 3
mikicat10

Con

mikicat10 forfeited this round.
Kumquatodor

Pro

Kumquatodor forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 4
mikicat10

Con

Oh my gosh, I hate going on holidays and then coming back to find I've forfeited every debate! So annoying! Sorry my opponent, and sorry readers....
Kumquatodor

Pro

Kumquatodor forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 5
1 comment has been posted on this debate.
Posted by Kumquatodor 3 years ago
Kumquatodor
The forfeits are fine. Thanks for acknowledging them. I understand.
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Vote Placed by KingDebater 3 years ago
KingDebater
mikicat10KumquatodorTied
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Reasons for voting decision: Con forfeited less.
Vote Placed by birdlandmemories 3 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Conduct to con since pro forfeited more. Arguments are tied because I thought both did very well.