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Yehoshua
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liberal_moron
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How Many Trumps Does It Take to Change a Light bulb?

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Started: 4/5/2017 Category: Funny
Updated: 9 months ago Status: Debating Period
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Yehoshua

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According to my calculations, no matter how many Trumps there are, they cannot possibly change a light bulb. There are several reasons for this, however, the bottom line is that for any number of Trumps to change a light bulb, it would take such brain power that it would literally take the energy of 500,000,000,000,000 supernovae to be converted into a non-harmful energy which they would have to handle like an extremely powerful form of nitro-glycerin for fear of blowing up the universe. Then once they have the energy in their brain, they would have to then give up and change everything in the fabric of Space-Time, including the light bulb, into an empty vacuum. This is the only possible way that a Trump could change a lightbulb, not by putting the lightbulb into the socket, but by reducing it to pure, unadulterated, nothingness. But they're too smart to do something like that. Right? RIGHT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! WE'RE ALL DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!
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