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How Much Wood Could a Woodchuck Chuck if a Woodchuck Could Chuck Wood

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Started: 2/24/2014 Category: Miscellaneous
Updated: 3 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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If a woodchuck could chuck wood, a woodchuck could obviously chuck 584 pounds of wood. First, a woodchuck can chuck wood, or else the woodchuck would never have been named woodchuck, rather, it would've been called chuck... or wood. Now, a woodchuck can chuck 584 pounds of wood because when entered into a cell phone, woodchuck equals 966,324,825. The square root of this number is 31,085.765633164, which can be rounded up to 31,085.76563317. This number divided by 2 and then added to .22 equals 15,543.102816585. If the number 15 is taken away, (because no one likes 15) then one gets 543.102816585, which can then be added to 40.897183415 to get 584. As you can see, this flawless logic shows that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, it would chuck 584 pounds of wood.


A woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
If a woodchuck could chuck wood, we do not know how much it would be capable of chucking. Therefore, we can not give a certain number, such as 584 pounds. We do not know how much time the woodchuck has to chuck the wood, how fast it can chuck or into how many pieces the wood would be chucked. Heck, we don't even know if a woodchuck can chuck wood!
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Posted by DarkChiyoko 3 years ago
Woodchucks don't chuck wood.

"Today"s Wonder of the Day takes a closer look at an animal that"s neither a hog nor a pig and doesn"t chuck wood. What is it? The woodchuck, of course!"
Posted by kbub 3 years ago
Posted by Lucas.Aho 3 years ago
Although 732 is also valid
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Vote Placed by vekoma123 3 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: The answer is obviously 42.