The Instigator
BigMac
Pro (for)
Winning
27 Points
The Contender
AnimeFanTony
Con (against)
Losing
9 Points

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris?

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Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 4/14/2009 Category: Miscellaneous
Updated: 7 years ago Status: Voting Period
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BigMac

Pro

i will allow my opponent to go 1st. my opponent can also set up any and all rules for this debate, for i don't care!
AnimeFanTony

Con

As Chuck Norris is the most powerful being on the earth if a super woodchuck was able to chuck norris then, the wood chuck would be able to chuck all the wood in the universe.
Though I do wish my opponent would better clarify what we are arguing.
Debate Round No. 1
BigMac

Pro

Well, I did say for my opponent to set up all rules, but I guess I'll do it!

it will be a Chuck Norris FACT-OFF.

be as crude, disgusting and hilarious as possible!!

only 5 facts/ stories per post.

OK.
1.So, One day God was sitting up in Heaven and he realized he needed a new right hand man. so he called up the three greatest action hero's of all time:
Arnold Schwarzenegger,
Sylvester Stallone, and
Chuck Norris.
He asks Arnold,"So what will you do??!" Arnold just looks at him with his piercing glare and says,"I will terminate all the worlds DEMONS," in his heavy accent. God says,"you know what? you stink." and he flicks him right off the cloud. He then goes to good old Rambo/ rocky. He says,"How 'bout you?" Stallone looks up at him and yells out something as loud as he can. but because of his weird accent/ speech deformity, its just a loud mumble. God rolls his eyes and says,"C'mon, man! GOD DOESN'T EVEN KNO WHAT THE HE|| YOU ARE SAYING!" so he pokes a hole in the clouds and Sylvester falls back to earth. He finally comes to Norris and says, "are YOU better than those two???" Chuck looks him straight in the eyes and quickly back-hands him across the face and says,"B!TCH, YOU'RE IN MY SEAT."

2. Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

3. Chuck Norris' girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't f*ck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

4. Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

5. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you.
If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be in grave danger.
AnimeFanTony

Con

AnimeFanTony forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 2
BigMac

Pro

COME ON! at least put up arguments for such an easy debate as this! seeing as you are on this site 24/7...

1. After Jesus changed water into wine, Chuck Norris drank it and pissed out the Red Sea.

2. When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.

3. Chuck Norris once tried out for American Idol. When Paula Abdul said he sucked, he did some very bad things to her. And that is why she always says yes to everyone.

4. chuck Norris once had sex on top of a tractor, some of the *** dripped into the engine. the tractor is now known as optimis prime.

5. Someone once tried to kill Chuck Norris by poisoning his food with polonium; but it didn't work. Instead he shat a nuclear bomb.

VOTE PRO!!!!
AnimeFanTony

Con

1. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

3. Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks.

4. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

5. Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.

DO NOT VOTE PRO!
Debate Round No. 3
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Posted by purplehaze 7 years ago
purplehaze
I bet chuck norris gives unreal head.
Posted by BigMac 7 years ago
BigMac
dragonfire, you got pro and con mixed up. im pro, i didnt forfiet! con did.
Posted by dragonfire1414 7 years ago
dragonfire1414
Con had better jokes and better conduct, as he did not forfiet rounds. Sources and grammer went automatically to con because Pro forfited rounds and did not read the debate clearly, as shown in round 1 and round 2.
Posted by BigMac 7 years ago
BigMac
wut? u want to eat batman?!? ur sick! O.o
Posted by Alex 7 years ago
Alex
Your picture makes me hungry....EVERY time i look at one of your debates...hmmph
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