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Started: 2/28/2014 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 2 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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mcalcara

Con

During this debate, we aren't really debating. HI is a NFL event. FF in rounds 1-3 is an automatic loss.
round 1-acceptance
round 2-title of piece and background information
round 3-HI
round 4- more HI if needed.
Thank you and good luck.
droenik47

Pro

okay haha what are we excatly doing? something with the nfl?
Debate Round No. 1
mcalcara

Con

Brett Stare: Good evening. I"m Brett Stare, and this is a Really Special
Report from JOX News, where we encourage you to take the news"like
a man. Citizens across the nation are gearing up for what appears to be
the most explosive presidential election in America"s history. Today, we"ll
be taking you behind the scenes of America"s new political landscape,
and what a not-so-pretty picture it"s turning out to be. Once upon a
time, American politics were dominated by two major political parties:
Democrats and Republicans. Of course, those parties have long gone by
the wayside. Today"s political climate has changed drastically with dozens
of new political parties entering the political arena in hopes that their
candidate will soon be headed to the White House. In this Really Special
Report, we"ll look at some of these new political parties, as we try to
understand what they believe in and what they stand for"right after this
commercial break.
Commercial #1: (Singing) Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to
you! If you have one, come join us! Our party"s for you! (Spoken) Hello.
I"m Sing-Sing, the Birthday Clown, and if you have a birthday"maybe
you should join the political party that celebrates our commonality, the
Birthday Party. It"s our political party"s belief that everyone should feel
special at least one day a year. If you agree, join the Birthday Party"
where it"s our wish to decorate the Oval Office with paper hats and
streamers.
THIS POLITICAL AD PAID FOR BY CHUCK E."S CHEESIEST BIRTHDAY PARTY
HEADQUARTERS.
Wife: (Knitting) Honey, isn"t this nice? I"m comfortably knitting and
you"re busy reading the newspaper, while the TV bombards us with
dozens of political ads.
Husband: (Looking up from his newspaper) Yes, I suppose it is.
Wife: Speaking of politics, I couldn"t help but notice today"
Husband: (Reading the newspaper) Yes, Sweetheart?
Wife: You got your voter registration in the mail.
Husband: (Still reading the newspaper) That"s good.
Wife: (Hesitant, and obviously a bit upset) I opened it by mistake.
Husband: Oh?
Wife: I must say. I was a bit surprised.
Husband: You were?
Wife: Since when did you become a registered member of"the Bachelor
Party?
Husband: (Puts the newspaper aside) Sweetheart, don"t be upset.
Wife: (Begins knitting faster) Upset? Whose upset? I"m not upset. I
mean, you think you know your husband, and then"wham! You"re
stabbing yourself with a knitting needle trying to make an afghan for your
husband"s cold, smelly feet!
Husband: Oh, Baby, it"s just a political party. My affiliation with the
Bachelor Party doesn"t define who I am.
Wife: We're MARRIED.
Well, that's whats up with the Bachelor Party. Now, I scare quite easily so I don't like this next party.
SURPRISE!
We are the Surprise Party! Come join us and we'll surprise you with our results in office.
Well it seems as though the Donner Party has been having difficulty with getting new members"
We do have one more Party to look over this time. We have- the Get Down and Party Party.
DJ: Yo homeboys! I am the head of the Get Down And Party Party. Where all we do in our time is get down and Par-tay.
Brett: I don't know about all you all, but I wouldn't want someone like that in office. Next time, we have exclusive coverage on the Tea Party, the Pool Party, the Christmas Party, and the College Party. Thank you, and have a nice election day.
droenik47

Pro

droenik47 forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 2
mcalcara

Con

Never mind. This did not go as I forsaw. DO NOT VOTE ON THIS DEBATE.
droenik47

Pro

droenik47 forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 3
mcalcara

Con

mcalcara forfeited this round.
droenik47

Pro

droenik47 forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 4
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Posted by mcalcara 2 years ago
mcalcara
It's a funny speech.
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