The Instigator
UUDDLRLRBA
Pro (for)
Losing
21 Points
The Contender
loveu157
Con (against)
Winning
28 Points

I Have the Best Chuck Norris Joke

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after 12 votes the winner is...
loveu157
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 4/19/2013 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 4 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 1,238 times Debate No: 32698
Debate Rounds (2)
Comments (1)
Votes (12)

 

UUDDLRLRBA

Pro

The Contender must agree to the following rules:
1) In round 2 you may only state 1-2 Chuck Norris jokes.
2) You may not post a joke in Round 1.
Debate Round No. 1
UUDDLRLRBA

Pro

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic.
loveu157

Con

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

Chuck norris Can believe its not butter.
Debate Round No. 2
1 comment has been posted on this debate.
Posted by baylieboo22 4 years ago
baylieboo22
Hahaha I love the butter one!!
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Vote Placed by rottingroom 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Entertaining. I can't decide which joke were better.
Vote Placed by jdog2016 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: gjnr
Vote Placed by Napoleon_Dynamite_915 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Con's jokes were better. I had heard Pro's jokes millions of times but spelling and grammar to Pro because Con didn't capitalize Norris.
Vote Placed by Controverter 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Conduct because con's were nothing special or out of the ordinary to achieve. I found the second joke of pro's one of the best.
Vote Placed by LibertarianWithAVoice 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Pro had really funny ones. I loved the street one though. I only voted for how funny it was.
Vote Placed by TheSophisticatedIncumbent 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Uud's jokes were funnier
Vote Placed by Ian159 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Close one
Vote Placed by TN05 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Con almost undoes his case, but his street joke was as funny as Pro's jokes, meaning Pro failed to prove his was better by far. Pro had better grammar, however.
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Reasons for voting decision: The butter joke was weak, but I'd never heard the Phone one before. Very nice.
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Reasons for voting decision: the fear of chuck norris is logic joke was the only one that was even barely funny, the other being some of the oldest most worn out chuck norris jokes ever. 1 point to pro, but thats all