The Instigator
James.ticknor
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The Contender
Koopin
Con (against)
Winning
34 Points

I, James Earl Ticknor at 215 Oney Ave., enjoy the company of ham sandwhiches.

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Koopin
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 12/28/2009 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 7 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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James.ticknor

Pro

This is where I draw the line. The Ham Sandwhich, bidden from the almight Zela Lord, was brought forth to save me from the demon under the neighborhood playground junglejim. However, it descended upon my head, ushering in a new era of Sloppy Joes.

One would think that the war for the String of Salvation at the Temple of Oblam would commence, but no, all was well. The Ham Sandwhich that rested upon my head immediately jumped off and apologize. Accepting it, I called in my own ham sandwhich minions to destroy the Sloppy Joes.

Their steaming hot interior was being splattered all over the place and melting my flesh off, for they were suicide bombers. Aside from the stupidity of not blowing me up, the Ham Sandwhich Lord and my subordinates managed to subdue the insurgency of the Sloppy Joes. However, we could not predict the Fruit Jello multiplier factor.

A giant mass of pink, jiggly Jello Brand Gelatin was rapidly growing via mitosis. Running from the prestigous mass of wholesome goodness, my Ham Sandhich minions and Lord flew away, leaving me on the planet alone with the growing Jello.
I was to be betrayed!

However, little to my knowledge, they flew to a cloud where the portal to the Oblam Temple was, where they aquired the String of Salvation. Forces unkown were wrought forth from the string and melted the Jello and evaporated it, leaving giant fruit in it's wake.

With the soil fertilized with sweetness, the giant fruits rotted and more grew in their place. It became a Utopia for vegitarians, like me, who can enjoy the company of every ham sandwhich in the galaxy.

Can you not see why my ham sandwhich friends flock here? It is wonderful here really, and I do enjoy the company of ham sandwhiches.
Koopin

Con

Ham Sandwich: A sandwich made with a filling of sliced ham.

Company: An assemblage of PERSONS for social purposes.

Ham Sandwiches are not alive, therefore cannot be real persons.

Therefore one cannot enjoy company with one.

My opponent's Argument is very weak and filled with flaws. He claims sloppy Joes were attacking him, but failed to provide any evidence that they were.

One cannot go on another person's word alone in a debate, or else I could say that I am the ruler of Africa.

I believe that my opponent is trying to be funny, but has failed.

Thank you.

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Debate Round No. 1
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Posted by Cherymenthol 7 years ago
Cherymenthol
Koopin for everything:
Conduct: arguing in the comments section as well as being a poor sport.
Spelling: You spelled Junglegym wrong.
Arguments: No logic what so ever.
Sources: Look at the numbers.
Posted by James.ticknor 7 years ago
James.ticknor
This is bull...ah well....
Posted by James.ticknor 7 years ago
James.ticknor
The definiton of company is biased. It could also mean a corporation, yet my opponent gives no link to follow up the "direct" definition.

•a social gathering of guests or companions (which can be a sandwhich)

(Google.com defintion)
Posted by James.ticknor 7 years ago
James.ticknor
My opponent's Argument is very weak and filled with flaws. He claims sloppy Joes were attacking him, but failed to provide any evidence that they were.

Are my scars not enough for you?
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