The Instigator
americanpsycho
Pro (for)
Losing
0 Points
The Contender
KingDebater
Con (against)
Winning
8 Points

I Suck.

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after 2 votes the winner is...
KingDebater
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 5/11/2013 Category: Miscellaneous
Updated: 4 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 1,042 times Debate No: 33579
Debate Rounds (4)
Comments (2)
Votes (2)

 

americanpsycho

Pro

The first round is simply waiting for my oppenent to accept the challenge. Nohting has to be true, and no vile words are allowed. In the last round (4) no new arguments can be made.
KingDebater

Con

First we shall have to ask the question: what is sucking? Sucking, as defined by the KingDebater offline dictionary is the act of doing the opposite of blowing [1]. Blowing, as defined by the KingDebater offline dictionary is the act of extracting air from one's self [2]. So for example, you suck when you drink via a straw. The closest thing we, the DDO community, have to a picture of the real AmericanPsycho is his avatar, in which he does not suck. We must therefore come to the conclusion that AmericanPsycho does not in fact suck.

Sources
[1] The KingDebater offline dictionary, page 487.
[2] The KingDebater offline dictionary, page 73.
Debate Round No. 1
americanpsycho

Pro

americanpsycho forfeited this round.
KingDebater

Con

Americanpsycho appears to have a life, which is why he cannot go on the computer which is why he forfeited this debate. This is further evidence supporting the conclusion that he in fact does not suck.

All arguments extended.
Debate Round No. 2
americanpsycho

Pro

americanpsycho forfeited this round.
KingDebater

Con

Don't vote for pro,
It's a big no no,
If y' want more dough,
Vote for me!

Yes indeed,
Con concedes,
he never sucks,
he never bleeds,
he never needs,
he doesn't suck!

My name might as well be chuck,
because I really really suck,
my opponent does not,
I collect snot.

Vote for me or smell like pee,
or take an arrow to the knee,
or eat a bee,
or don't do any of that stuff and vote for me.

My opponent has a life,
and probably a wife,
all I have is a knife,
and my home, a cardboard box.

Debate Round No. 3
americanpsycho

Pro

I am sorry, I have a really bad cheap computer, and it has broken, so I am being forced to use the one at the public library. KingDebater can obviously have time and money to go on a computer anytime he would like, as I don't have time or money to fix or buy another computer.
KingDebater

Con

Libraries are cool and are a no-sucker zone.
The fact that Americanpsycho has not the time or money to fix or buy another computer obviously means that he does lots of exercise and has a job and uses his money for important things, like purchasing products by John Deere. Those are the moves of a winner, not someone who 'sucks'.

Also, my opponent is right in that I'm on the computer 24/7. I do suck a bit if I'm honest.

All arguments extended.
Debate Round No. 4
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Posted by Ragnar 4 years ago
Ragnar
He really should have changed his profile picture to one of a straw, that would have decimated king's argument :)
Posted by BennyW 4 years ago
BennyW
I wonder if perhaps the forfeits are part of his strategy.
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Vote Placed by Ragnar 4 years ago
Ragnar
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Reasons for voting decision: Troll debate: Conduct to forfeit. Arguments due to pro using a library computer; I volunteer at a library, and know for a fact that drinks are not allowed at them (even if using a straw). Thus I admit to this vote being biased by knowledge, so I will put up no protest if countered.
Vote Placed by ClassicRobert 4 years ago
ClassicRobert
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Reasons for voting decision: Forfeit. Neither used sources, and King Debater won me over with his "Americanpsycho appears to have a life" point.