I am GOD
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I am GOD.
No, for I am God. You are just a pretender like that a$$hole Allah down the road.
HOW DARE YOU!
You are NOT the real GOD for I am GOD!
You are a human, I created you in the image of one of my mighty turds and you are gay, remember this human... I know what you really think about Justin Beiber.
Now, defend your blasphemous mouth.
Duncan forfeited this round.
Duncan the mortal has forfeited this debate as per my holy and eternal masterplan.
I am fond of Duncan, I am a fair and forgiving God and have therefore reminded my godly self to arrange for the loss of his virginity.
If your mortal mind really was capable of omniescence, then you would have seen my comment that I was half an hour late to answer because I had God sh1t to do, and Skyrim is time consuming. Your blasphemy will not be tolerated, and I will be sure to smite you for your actions soon. Also, my font is bigger, therefore, I am God. No peace for you, heretic, instead the death of your firstborn son.
Yours sincerely, GOD.
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Vote Placed by johnlubba 3 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: God I can't decide which religion to serve, either both or neither, you can both work it out seeing as you are both God.
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