The Instigator
Louistar
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The Contender
Kwhite7298
Con (against)
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I am a worse debater than my opponent

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Started: 4/30/2013 Category: Philosophy
Updated: 4 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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Louistar

Pro

This debate is to decide who is worse at debating, me (pro), or my opponent, (con). There will be 5 rounds the first round will be for accepting the challenge and agreeing on the rules.

Rules:

The arguments must be written with the same rhyme scheme and syllable counts as a popular song so that the argument can be sung to that tune. The song's title must be provided at the beginning of each round.

No words used may have more than three vowels in a row.

Each round must be begun with a fun fact such as, "Scorpions can hold there breath for up to six days.
Kwhite7298

Con

Sounds like fun! Thanks for starting this debate.
Debate Round No. 1
Louistar

Pro

The Easter Island heads aren't just heads, every head has a body though most of them are buried to deep for people to see them.

To be read to the tune of Somebody that I Used to Know

To start off, I'd like to say that you are better
At anything that's related to debates
I plan to use this round to make my point
Though my arguments, they may be too disjoint
We have our rules and I'll follow them to the letter

You can try to claim that you are a really bad writer
But truly you are doomed to win, in the end.
I guess I might as well not even try
But I plan to try my best this round
But my best debating is not very good at all

I wish I could debate better!
Can't make a good counter claim or make a central point
My argument's too redundant, but that's the only way I know
I am just that bad.

I even have mispellings!
Even miss some puctuation
and utilize CAPS LOCK
I am bad at all those things
I do not have a conclusion for round one!
Kwhite7298

Con

A group of giraffes is called a tower.

Sung to the tune of: "Dance (A$$) - Big Sean"

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Con Con....STOP! Click con for all the arguments like oh oh oh oh oh

Contentions Contentions ha! Argue, Argue
Each Po-posting you make I gotta google the word
I got issues every round that I cant comprehend
How my opponent so good? Gives me 7-point loss

Drop that line....its the strongest
Attack my sources, man, I made them up
New York Times, Yesterday, CNN that other day,
Forget that....The Onion all the way

I just make up my points and I cant even spread
My opponent's so good my pants getting wet
PRO scared me so much, I peed in my pants,
Just forget real life, I can't debate on the net, so sad

Drop that contention, name those sources
You the best, you deserve the title
Attacking the


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Con Con....STOP! Click con for all the arguments like oh oh oh oh oh

Stop it! Negate it, Negate it
You got everyone in here doubting my sources
Yo voters, I'm your worst-est, pro the winna,
Man you're good, they know I'm bad
You try to lie, shut up
You got those mad skills, contentions still up
And you got those sources, those C's still backed up
Claim it then you back it, I can't even comprehend it,
Man I'm 'bout to back out,
Might forfeit the next round,
Cause I just can't back that


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Con Con....STOP! Click con for all the arguments like oh oh oh oh oh


Woah, papers, journals, magazines, sources!
Back those points, back those points, back those points
Back those points, back those points, back those points,
Oh no!

My opponent's better than


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Con Con....STOP!


Click CON for all the arguments!
Debate Round No. 2
Louistar

Pro

Since Hercules is the son of Zeus who's the brother of Poseidon, who according to the 1985 Disney movie, The Little Mermaid, is the father of King Triton who is the father of Ariel, Hercules from the 1997 Disney Movie and Ariel from the 1985 movie are first cousins once removed.
To the tune of 4'33" by John Cage:
Kwhite7298

Con

Sailing is the only Olympic event not televised on American television.

To the tune of "When I Was Your Man" by Bruno Mars.




Same game, but it feels just a little bit later now,
No cross-ex round, good cause my opponent would win,
When I argue all that it does is just drop my win rate
Cause my soul breaks a little, when you vote for them

It all just sounds like

oooh ooh ooh ooh ooohh

Mmm to young to dumb to realize
That I should have just gave up and let you win
Shoulda conceeded all my points when I had the chance
Just give it all up starting from the start 'cause I remember when you kicked my [donkey],
Oh the things I should have done, when I had a chance

My points, my sources, my ways they're all B-S....
Cause a good new record to drop worse than the Habs....
Now I never, never even won a debate I made,
And it haunts me I can't even win grammar,
It all just sounds like

oooh ooh ooh ooh ooohh
Mmm to young to dumb to realize
That I should have just gave up and let you win
Shoulda conceeded all my points when I had the chance
Just give it all up starting from the start 'cause I remember when you kicked my [donkey],
Oh the things I should have done, when I had a chance

Although it hurts, I am the worst, you say that I was wrong
Oh, I know that you're probably much too great
Why did I even accept this debate?
But I just want you to know oh oh oh


I suck cause I do extemp, can't talk fast enough for C-X...
Can't stay in the time limit, that's why I'm stuck online,
I started all those debates, but I forgot how much its sucks to lose

Still here begging for sympathy, so you should vote for con
Still here begging for sympathy, so you should vote for con
Debate Round No. 3
Louistar

Pro

Henry Ford supports the Nazi party, distributed anti-semantic pamphlets, and even made tanks for Germany during WWII

Lion king theme:

I do not know! what I am doing here!
I have no... chance at this (chance at this)

I do not know! what I am doing here!
I have no chance at this (chance at this)

Debates are hard
I have no chance
I am too bad at every debate
I am too bad at every debate [near whisper]
I am too bad at every debate
I am too bad at every debate
I am too bad at every debate
I am too bad at every debate (debates are hard)
I am too bad at every debate
I am too bad at every debate
I am too bad at every debate
[Chant repeats]

Every time I begin a debate
And I choose, to check my spelling
I find many dozen spelling errors
I don not know what I should do oo
I have no chance at this here debate
I now know that I am doomed to fail
I may be going pro
But I now must go
Because I am simply that lousy.

I have no chance at this
I am doomed to fail
Though I do try so hard
I will soon lose
Until you beat me
I will try even though
I have no chance
I have no chance at this
Kwhite7298

Con

Fun fact: The guy that voices Spongebob Squarepants is the narrator in the powerpuff girls

To the tune of "Bugatti" by Ace Hood


I come looking for you with sources
I try to stay up on all the politics
Words like "free trade" confuse me,
You get the votes and I start envying
(Turn up)
I woke up to a new contention
I woke up to a new contention
I woke up to a new contention
I woke up to a new contention
I woke up to a new contention


You start on that intro and I can't even list,
All of the reasons that's worser than this,
Making up words, put them in the list
Wikipedia, put that on my list
Oh there he go with that contention again,
Good thing it's online so there's not a cross-ex
"Vote pro!" so he wrote, "Con had a stroke"
I'm so bad, I'm making up quotes
Woke up early morning, pro's got another point and,
Calling me out with the loudest,
Most confident voice to prevent flowage,
I had to google these debate terms,
Forgetting a plan in policy,
Looking for partners for LD,
Speeding on novices in PF,
Can't even keep up in parly,
So once I did some congress,
Gave a good speech about the Mid-dle East,
Got the paper back from all the judges,
Making out words from the blue pen,
"You know more about Nicki,
Nicki Minaj than the Middle East"

I come looking for you with sources
I try to stay up on all the politics
Words like "free trade" confuse me,
You get the votes and I start envying
(Turn up)
I woke up to a new contention
I woke up to a new contention
I woke up to a new contention
I woke up to a new contention
I woke up to a new contention

Yeah, so I turned to extemp,
Was gonna do I-X but I didn't stay in,
Can't even tell you where Paris is in,
but the US is sweet bringing these Mexicans in,
See how bad, offending races
Faking sources, hourly trend
Prep time is half like that dumb DX,
They tell me, "go speak", so I leave the room,
Hide in the hall, making up sh--,
Domestic, making up stuff 'bout Obama,
Fall on the Times, put CNN here,
Throw in a CSM and LAT there,
Finally the judge like "oh, he's here"
Woke up early this morning, mind is telling me "go home,"
Signals: 5 down, tell me to start when I'm ready,
About all the others: I spread rumors,
Living my life like Hakuna,
Matata, oh good, cite the Lion King
Two minutes pass I'm doing my thing
Judge sees the clock, holds up the "5"
I stop and wave back like a good boy should, Woops!

I come looking for you with sources
I try to stay up on all the politics
Words like "free trade" confuse me,
You get the votes and I start envying
(Turn up)
I woke up to a new contention
I woke up to a new contention
I woke up to a new contention
I woke up to a new contention
I woke up to a new contention

"Extemp Congress and Interp", is all he talking
Attacking sources during CX, is why they hatin
He got off topic during 1AC, disqualification
Walk the road out the room with bare feet
I look to see my partner's struggle, but it's L-D,
Then I realize nobody wants to work with me,
Because I know more about Minaj than the topic of which I speak,
I can scan it if you want, so there's one source that can you see,
Tripping on words like I'm speedin like in policy,
But then I see, maybe debate's not for me,
But then what is?
Duo or DI, HI or XT, maybe prose is for me

I come looking for you, now defeated
I gave up on all the politics
Basic debates, oh they con-fuse me
You get that 7 point win, I jealous
(Turn up)
I woke up to a bomb against me
I woke up to a bomb against me
I woke up to a bomb against me
I woke up to a bomb against me
Put the middle finger as the R-F-D.
Debate Round No. 4
Louistar

Pro

A group of tigers is called a "streak".

To the tune of "We Are Young" by fun.

Give me a second, I
I need to get my points straight
My friends are off debating,
Always winning 'cause they're first rate
I'm sorry you were waiting for me
Just below this post
I wanted to wait here and take my time
Because I thought my side was toast
I know you won this debate days ago
I know you thought that you were bad
But between the points and counter-points
And the holes in my main arguments
You know that my whole attempt is just sad
So if by the time the debate closes
And you feel like I might win
Just try to remember...

You're right
You are right
So I submit this debate to you
All my posts make people boo
Like a ghost

You're right
You are right
So I submit this debate to you
All my posts make people boo
Like a ghost

Now I know that I'm not
The best that you got
I guess that I,
I just thought,
Maybe we could find new ways to debate it
But your points make sense
But I always mess up
'Cause I'm so intimidated by your thesis, oh oh

You're right
You are right
So I submit this debate to you
All my posts make people boo
Like a ghost

You're right
You are right
So I submit this debate to you
All my posts make people boo
Like a ghost

I admit, you are right
(La la la la la la)
I admit it, you are right
(La la, la la la la la la)
I admit, you are right
(La la la la la la)
I admit it, you are right
(The world is on my side, )
I admit, you are right
(I have no reason to run, )
I admit it, you are right
(So will someone come and declare he won tonight?)
The round's not over,
But I can hear the bell,
And I want you to know that your points are so swell

You're right
You are right
So I submit this debate to you
All my posts make people boo
Like a ghost

You're right
You are right
So I submit this debate to you
All my posts make people boo
Like a ghost

So if by the time the post's due
And you feel that you are through
I'll admit finally that you are right

Written by Louis Star's friend Peter Silukim
Kwhite7298

Con

Sorry I just got here and have 1 minutes 30 seconds left so I'll post this round's post in the comments.

If this isn't a reason that I'm a worse debater than my opponent, I don't know what is.
Debate Round No. 5
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Posted by Kwhite7298 4 years ago
Kwhite7298
See....I lied....I'm not posting this round. Haha, I'm the worst debater after all!
Posted by adontimasu 4 years ago
adontimasu
All you had to do was FF, thereby not debating at all and thus being the worst debater.
Posted by Kwhite7298 4 years ago
Kwhite7298
I'll scan the Nicki Minaj ballot if anyone's interested
Posted by Louistar 4 years ago
Louistar
Thanks for joining, I'm having fun too even though these are taking a while to write
Posted by Kwhite7298 4 years ago
Kwhite7298
Haha this debate is so much fun, thanks for starting this :D
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