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thegodhand
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mongeese
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I am awesomer than you. (Just for fun)

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mongeese
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 1/30/2011 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 6 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 1,004 times Debate No: 14605
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thegodhand

Pro

This is a just-for-fun debate. In this debate, each debater will adopt random, everyday occurences in each round to prove that they are awesome. Then, voters will decide who put up better points.

Points must be original, not adapted Chuck Norris facts or the like.

Here we go:

1. Whenever I pick up my kids at school, the other kids are so frightened of my aura of power that they all get into buses and leave.

2. Whenever I walk into JC Penney's, they discount all the items just for me.

3. I arbitrarily named my son Jesus, and now whenever I walk past the First Church of God, I hear them worshiping his great name.

I await a response.


mongeese

Con

Thank you, thegodhand, for starting this debate.

1. As I walk through a city, all of the criminals are so scared of my power that the resulting adrenaline makes them literally fly back to their hiding places. But before they arrive, I've already lined their hideout with dynamite. Fun times.

2. Instead of buying things from other people, I put them together using raw materials that I harvested. By converting energy from the sun into matter.

3. The real reason the 2008 Olympics were held in China? It was as far as the athletes could get from feeling constantly outdone by my radiating awesomeness.
Debate Round No. 1
thegodhand

Pro

Thanks for the reply Mongeese.

1. I once decided to move to Beverly Hills, where I proceeded to make awesome movies.

2. I told some guy I liked bananas, so he moved to Jamaica to avoid my wrath.

3. I'm so awesome that when I buy beer, they ask to see a collector's card with me on it.

mongeese

Con

1. I'm so awesome, when I play Super Mario Bros., Bowser just surrenders Peach immediately.

2. I'm so awesome, when I go to McDonalds, I take ketchup shots.

3. I'm so awesome, when I take tests, I can't fail, because whatever I answer becomes the truth.

Debate Round No. 2
thegodhand

Pro

thegodhand forfeited this round.
mongeese

Con

I'm so awesome, when I accept a debate, I stick with it to the end, and never forfeit the last round, ever.
Debate Round No. 3
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Vote Placed by mongeese 6 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Apparently, I can vote for myself. Shame.
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