The Instigator
Jedi4
Pro (for)
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The Contender
jq
Con (against)
Winning
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I am likely god

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jq
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 6/4/2015 Category: Philosophy
Updated: 1 year ago Status: Post Voting Period
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Debate Rounds (4)
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Votes (3)

 

Jedi4

Pro

I dont mean to blashfime but i serously think I could be god. The evidence is strong.

Round 1 is for acceptence, if you type argues there your a b1tch.
jq

Con

I accept, and im ready to prove that you are not Omnipotent, Good luck.
Debate Round No. 1
Jedi4

Pro

My Argue.


1: I exist


2: I am God


C: God exists (and Im him)


Proof 1: My greatness.


By neccectation any being which is Maximally great must by definitio be God. God is a neccecary maximally great being. Being maximally great entinites you to Godhood because that means your omnipotent omniscient and all that sh1t.


Proof Im maximally great.


1: My supirior intellect. My intelligence is demonstrated to be 100% smarter than 100% of people everywhere. Observe


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I am a visionary a revolutionaryer that revolutionizes thought.


2: Can you concive of me being greater? Nope! Because I already define myself as maximally great.


Proof 2: Memories


I have distinct memories of me being god, creating the earth, having the sex with mary (damn good bros *High five) that birthed my beutiful son (who is me). I remember clearly telling Glucus to make star wars.


Proof 3: No evidence for the negation


Wheer is the proof I am not god? I couldn’t prove I wasnt god at all! If I was God I wouldn’t be able to prove I wasnt either. I then realized I was GOD.


Proof 4: I am omnibelvelent


I kiss babies, I pat people on the back. I give money to the poor. I have never done evil not once.


Proof 5: Knowledge


You cannot base your knowledge off anything else other than me! Try to justifiy your reasoning you gots to use yo own reasoning. Fallacy alert. You couldn’t know anything without me.


Proof 6: Faith


Have faith that Im God bro. Is it unjustified? No bros. If you have faith no justification is necccary. If you dont, you dont know the feels I bring you.


Proof 7: miracles


There are accounts of me doing mircales such as healing the sick, healing the blind, curing the autistic, impregnating the impregnatable, seducing the uunseducable. If this aint proof what is?


Proof 8: Probability


If these 7 arguments have only a 15% chance of being true (granted a proiri) then you multiply 15% by 7 you get a 105% chance Im god (Not just a garentee but a super garentee)


Conclusion


I AM THE HOLY OF HOLYS

jq

Con

As defined in the dictionary

God : the perfect and all-powerful spirit or being that is worshipped.

Lets do a test, if you are God, tell me my middle name, you must know this, because you are all-powerful.


Next test, if you are powerful. Destory 30 monuments, it will be in the news, i will watch.


final test, if you're so smart figure this out.
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Show all of these answers, and i'll admit that you are god. :D


Also.... DEEEZ NUTZ
Debate Round No. 2
Jedi4

Pro

Con doesn't address sh1t. I get aked this Q by ppl all the time. They want me to do something amazing like lift up a car with my boosack or guess their name (Im god not a me-damn magician). I refuse to do such party tricks.

"Lets do a test, if you are God, tell me my middle name, you must know this, because you are all-powerful. "

Whatever I say your middle name is it therefore is. Im all powerful and therefore can change your middle name.

If I say your middle initial is J it therefore IS. Therefore its useless to ask me to do such absurd party tricks like mental divination or some crap.

Next test, if you are powerful. Destory 30 monuments, it will be in the news, i will watch.

Im all loving, meaning I cannot. Im all powerful but that power must not contradict my nature (all loving) dont think Im all loving? Ask the girls at the brothel *high five*


Show all of these answers, and i'll admit that you are god. :D


Con doesnt know how to format his sh1t properly but im god and I know its a calculas problem. I refuse to do such party tricks because 1. Non-god beings can do this and 2. Im god and therefore any answer I give will be correct. It will not make you believe I could change mathematics to make the answer be 7, you would think its wrong cuz your believing in the past math.



There is still no proof Im not god!!!!!!
jq

Con

Let me remind you, you have the burden of proof, therefore, it doesnt matter how little proof i have, you must provide that proof.


Also, we have no reason to beilve all your stupid statements, you're just making them up for all we know, so you must prove it, with facts, and not wild statements,


PS my middle names not J
Debate Round No. 3
Jedi4

Pro

I GAVE 8 FUUCKING PROOFS DAMN IT! Disprove them

ohhhh your mddile name is now J. Because Im god.
jq

Con

jq forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 4
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Posted by canis 1 year ago
canis
Yes like anyone else. I am to...But i am probably more godly. Because I say so...It is just a religion /words..
Posted by Ragnar 1 year ago
Ragnar
Pro should really claim to have used his powers as God to mess up the image formatting.
Posted by Kryptic 1 year ago
Kryptic
better test, wait 100 years and see if he is still alive
Posted by Oshawott478 1 year ago
Oshawott478
wow why would he even say that lol. and his User name is Jedi4 so.. that just proves everything
Posted by Rami 1 year ago
Rami
Okay, so, if you are god, clearly you know what I'm thinking, right? To make it easier, I'll make it a number. Tell me the number I'm thinking of and I will follow you b'lei nedar. And don't say I changed it because it's a really hard number to guess and I would be amazed if you told me it.
Posted by Jedi4 1 year ago
Jedi4
Im sending you to hell when you die!
Posted by espinosa5644 1 year ago
espinosa5644
im sorry to say but you are not god.
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Reasons for voting decision: ff
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Reasons for voting decision: Conduct - Pro cursed a lot which is almost never allowed in a debate, thus I must award conduct to con | S&G - Pro had some spelling mistakes that hindered my understanding of the debate. I had to take extra time to understand what he was saying (ex: neccectation, took a while to figure out). S&G to con.
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Reasons for voting decision: To much foul language by pro, conduct to con