The Instigator
ANONYMOUS2282
Pro (for)
Losing
2 Points
The Contender
tanked
Con (against)
Winning
12 Points

I am manlier than you

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Post Voting Period
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after 4 votes the winner is...
tanked
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 6/19/2014 Category: Funny
Updated: 2 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 835 times Debate No: 56865
Debate Rounds (5)
Comments (12)
Votes (4)

 

ANONYMOUS2282

Pro

i am so much more of a man than you
tanked

Con

we decided to make this a rap battle to so:

I can bench press over 200 with both hands and not even break a sweat
I can watch the movie "I am legend" and not cry at the dog's death
With one hand i can make a pizza while making an orgami fold
Please Anon show me how to knit a sweater tell you that you just got told

Try and make me care about your story about how you fix your hair
I get a razor cut it off and present you on the next loser fair
You see im like Freddy kruger haunting all your dreams
Then i'll cut your head and all of your limbs with an ax or 2 or 3

I am so manly it hurts
but i dont feel the pain
Your so girly at sports
you dont deserve fame

I think betty white has a better chance than you to join the NFL
Im the tanked juggernaut your only manliness you have is your smell
Debate Round No. 1
ANONYMOUS2282

Pro

you cant bench press 200 you cant even bench the bar
I have a hummer you don't even have a car
I have manly skills that would make the hulk really jealous
I may smell but my physical appearance is embellished

Whenever i say something people will never say i lie
Your so ugly when hello kitty sees you she says goodbye
I tamed a tiger just by petting its head with my hand
I walk into burning buildings just so i can get a tan

I once saved someones life by just touching their head
I can go fasting for years and still look greatly feed
i was raised with wolves and learned their language
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (translation: now little girl go over there and make me a sandwhich)
tanked

Con

okay you beast with fleas i get your point
now go back to your pack and sniff each others butt joint
you cant be better than me when you see
girls that cheat and leave your privits bleeding

while you cry in a cornor tell yourself
to jump of a bridge and die you elf
wish you would jump off the edge my firend
i'll miss you but will fu** your sister to death

Then you wont be alone for long
ill be happy singing my song

I would jump with you but i would survive
cause falls dont kill me but ur face can take my life.
Debate Round No. 2
ANONYMOUS2282

Pro

At least i am in a group even if they are wolfs i don't care
You belong in a dumpster getting eaten by a bear
I can't fall to my death at all i actually fly
you see my wings made out of kryptonite

I can be underwater and hold my breath for over an hour
I go to a deadly rain forest to take a shower
I don't need to wash my clothes that's what tsunamis are for
Tornadoes press my cloths and clean my car

I revive people from the dead just by saying their names
If you dont listen to me i'll hit you with my pimp cane
so go back to your house and continue watching honey boo boo
I'll kick these raps in your a** until your dust on my leather boots
tanked

Con

I can open a pickle jar with using one hand
I can open a girls legs with using one bar (if you know what i mean)
I can fly a plane with no wings and even make it land
I can steal and run you over with your own car

You can't stop people admiring my fame and fashion
You think your car is good it only takes 2 miles to the gallon
compact cars are way super better than jeeps
you ever see Donald trump ride hummers down the street

your car, your hair, and your manliness sucks
I've seen animals with much bigger bucks (if you know what i mean)
Everyone here agrees its not up for debate
when people see your face they want to regurgitate
Debate Round No. 3
ANONYMOUS2282

Pro

I gonna keep it straight and simple
your whole face is a pimple
at least i got a girl friend
all you got is your pillow

Your argument is invalid
Wheres my book oh here i have it

You need new management
here are my commandments
and it reads:
number 1
Thou shall not use My name in vain
for Thou is a mother fu**** who lacks game

number 2

Tank people who think they are the law
are as straight as a super huge bendy swirly straw(if you know what i mean)

Number 3

Thou shall not call ME a butt sniffer
Or thou shall go to jail, drop the soap and get fingered

you want to talk about fashion well ill talk and we can all see
that ugly starts with "u" and awesome ends with "me"
tanked

Con

You can't call me ugly when you have a sister
who when she plays soccer she looks like a mister
flat chest like the great plains of Africa
And butt the size of my thumb yea now i told you

Nobody will know you No-one will see you
when you sneeze no-one will say bless you
your anonymous that means your a mystery guy
no-one will remeber you but your wolf mommy but she gonna die

Dogs live for 10 years she probably dead already
so go mourn your dirty hairy animal who would make a great teddy
like that one would slept with for 5 years
when i threw it away all i saw from you were tears
Debate Round No. 4
ANONYMOUS2282

Pro

I can knock you out with just one thump
you are not strong all you are is another chump
You aint a beast your short and you middle name is dive
i am 5`10 you are only 5`5

5 inches make a big difference when you talk about skill
You live in loser life while i can pay my own bills
I can kill 100000 deer with only using 2 shotgun shells
when we play call of duty i get way more kills

since this is my last verse i thought id make an insult
I cant get beat by a guy who dosent even use mouth wash
Dont steal my car or i'll murder you with a baby shoe
like Liam Neeson said from "taken" "i will find you, and i will kill you"
tanked

Con

to make it even cause i rapped first and Anon went second ill just leave it up to the voters from here... vote for me
Debate Round No. 5
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Posted by ANONYMOUS2282 2 years ago
ANONYMOUS2282
ikr i thought so too

thx y dont you challenge her to a debate on how rapping is lame
Posted by tanked 2 years ago
tanked
wow how am i winning this i really thought u were gonna win it anon

also nice dis on plumber
Posted by ANONYMOUS2282 2 years ago
ANONYMOUS2282
lol i so know there would be a hater soon

okay eva mendes this was for the entertainment for others if you dont like it you didnt need to comment
Posted by PlumberGirl123 2 years ago
PlumberGirl123
lol this is so lame. all guys try to convince themselves that they are sooo manly lmao xD ahaha.. raps are stupid, insulting girls isnt cool. my friend will beat u at basketball..shes awesome. Betty White wins this Debate.
Posted by ANONYMOUS2282 2 years ago
ANONYMOUS2282
ill make it right now
Posted by ANONYMOUS2282 2 years ago
ANONYMOUS2282
oh yea for real
Posted by tanked 2 years ago
tanked
we have to do this again but this time lets make it about gamming
Posted by ANONYMOUS2282 2 years ago
ANONYMOUS2282
aww ty adams
Posted by 16kadams 2 years ago
16kadams
you cant bench press 200 you cant even bench the bar
I have a hummer you don't even have a car
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Best line so far.
Posted by oculus_de_logica 2 years ago
oculus_de_logica
First thing I thought of when I saw this
https://www.youtube.com...

In any case I've concluded you're both manlier than me, so I'll just sit here and watch/listen/read.
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Vote Placed by FuzzyCatPotato 2 years ago
FuzzyCatPotato
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Reasons for voting decision: won
Vote Placed by Wylted 2 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Con rapped better and gave better premises for his manliness.
Vote Placed by 9spaceking 2 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: pro needed numbers to prove his point, ruining his flow and could not prove himself more manly than his opponent
Vote Placed by Cold-Mind 2 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Arguments:Con's lyrics sound better when I rap them. Sources go to Pro because *ucking sisters to ain't cool, especially to death. Conduct goes to Con because killing in last round ain't cool.