The Instigator
pkens88
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The Contender
kevsext
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Winning
23 Points

I am much cooler then you

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Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 4/29/2009 Category: Society
Updated: 7 years ago Status: Voting Period
Viewed: 1,708 times Debate No: 8025
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pkens88

Pro

well I welcome my opponent to this debate.
We will be debating the standing on who is cooler.

Now with my side I am a much cooler person then you not that your not cool or anything I am just much better then you.

I may have zero reasons for my being much cooler then you but I want to see my opponents response first.
kevsext

Con

Really?
you want to do this?

Trust me I'm way cooler than this guy for the following reasons:
1) I receive an average of 16 high-fives a day from 16 different people.
2) I have a tattoo on my back that clearly says "Your Looking At A Cool Kid's Back"
3) I have 93827584623576933759 Friends on facebook and 1000000004330930028875008254 friends on myspace.
4) You have a tattoo on your back that clearly says "Your looking at a lame kid's back"
5) (see number 6)
6) (see number 7)
7) My middle name is cool, and the reason people are referred to as "Cool", is because of me.
8) I was voted "Coolest person in the world" in 2008.
9) Your middle name is Fran, which is an absolutely meaningless name.
10) I invented The Matrix.
11) I just won this debate.
Debate Round No. 1
pkens88

Pro

yes i want to do this
i will break it down like this

1) You don't know 16 different people to be able to get 16 high fives from each.
2) Do you walk around shirtless all day because that is deemed uncool.
3) Facebook does not allow that many friends the cutoff is like 10 thousand
4) I clearly don't own a back.
5) i will see 6.
6) Damn now i gotta see 7.
7) well then you must be very old.
8) Were you the only one to vote?
9) My middle name of Fran is shortened from the word frantomincallyi which is greatest guy ever in juji.
10) I destroyed the Matrix
11) No

Now my points!

1) I end everything with exclamation points and question marks!?
2) I can dunk a basketball ?
3) I am going to be Blown!
3a.) Multiple times
4) God has stated in the Bible that P-kens is cooler then K sex!
5) i can cook hamburger helper cause im a beast
6)I was born on the 69th day of the year
7) I am really really tall
8) You can't reach the top shelf
9) I've felt some really big boobies
10) Me and Jesus are best friends: one time we went to this daycare and during nap time we put all the kids hands in warm water and they all pissed themselves hahahahahahahahaha good times good times
11) 11 is before twelve which makes me cooler
12) I have won this debate
kevsext

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I'm cooler than you because I know how to type in white font. Which is what I will do for the rest of the debate.
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And it is for those 815 reasons that I am cooler than you.
And you can cry all you want about how I wrote in white font but I'm just too cool for black font.
By the way, your right I skipped a few numbers. I did that because I was too cool to attend math class from the first grade until now. I was too busy skipping with the other cool kids. (Who were clones of myself!)

Anyone who posts a comment about how lame this debate is should be shot with a Nerf gun.

You know Pat, There are three kinds of people in this world. One:
Debate Round No. 2
pkens88

Pro

If you were gonna write in all white font would the page be blank.

Fool!
I believe that solidified my win besides only cool people listen to the greatest band of all time The Who. You listen to gloria estefan F A G
kevsext

Con

"If you were gonna write in all white font would the page be blank."
Was that a question?
if you noticed, after the number is labeled, the rest is in white font. And if there is any part of the page that is not blank, I think any "cool" person would be able to tell that I must have stopped using the white font.
The only thing you solidified was your D i c k when you saw a naked dude, F a g.
Nah I'm just joshin you. I know that your not a f a g.
However, according www.uncyclopedia.org, Gloria Estefan was part of "The Who".
If you were "cool" then you would have seen on my profile that I enjoy listening to applause when I win debates like this one.
BOOYEAHSHAKA!
Debate Round No. 3
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Posted by sllewuy 7 years ago
sllewuy
ROFL this was hilarious
Posted by sadolite 7 years ago
sadolite
Quit while you have no dignity.
Posted by sadolite 7 years ago
sadolite
"you can't spell its spelt sattelite fool learn" Once again you prove my point "sadolite" is the name of a very expensive blue granite. Furthermore "sattelite" is spelled "satellite" Who's yr daddy!!! boy
Posted by genericUSER 7 years ago
genericUSER
Duh. What else would I be talking about?
Posted by pkens88 7 years ago
pkens88
his liver right its his liver
i am completely sure its his liver your talking about
Posted by sadolite 7 years ago
sadolite
Point proven.
Posted by pkens88 7 years ago
pkens88
first of all were not in a room where in a hallway second of all i am Cool
Posted by sadolite 7 years ago
sadolite
He who would make the contention that they are "cool" are usually the biggest douche in the room.
Posted by NickyB 7 years ago
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Personally, I find kevsext's rebuttal entirely wrong. pkens88's arguement was clearly "I am much cooler 'then' you". By using the term "then", pkens88 is clearly stating that he is much cooler first, and then you are much cooler, making both of you equally as cool as the other, just not at the same time. kevsext, I believe you were arguing against "I am much cooler 'than' you", making your rebuttal entirely irrelevant to the subject at hand. My vote goes to pkens88.
Posted by kevsext 7 years ago
kevsext
just relax with those racial slurs
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