The Instigator
kroshka12
Pro (for)
Losing
11 Points
The Contender
zebrafashionista
Con (against)
Winning
15 Points

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Post Voting Period
The voting period for this debate has ended.
after 7 votes the winner is...
zebrafashionista
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 4/30/2013 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 3 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 1,338 times Debate No: 33106
Debate Rounds (4)
Comments (12)
Votes (7)

 

kroshka12

Pro

This is an acceptance round! If you accept, please post something for round one. This debate is completely based on randomness.
zebrafashionista

Con

pie + butterfly= leg which means yes in squirmish!!!!!!
Debate Round No. 1
kroshka12

Pro

Thank you for accepting my debate.

First, let's get one thing straight: The chicken did not come before the egg, it came before the potato. Now that I have cleared everything up, let's get started.

It is obvious that the cucumber is purple. Purple is obviously a shade of green, and therefore, a shade of purple. In order to prove that the cumber is purple, I have gathered some unofficial data:

Tiger 1: "I believe that the cucumber is purple!"
Tiger 2: "The cucumber is not purple, it's orange!"
Tiger 3: "The cucumber always has, and always will be, purple."
Tiger 4: "Let's go cucumbers, let's go!"

As you can see, my people, cucumbers are purple! 75% of tigers think so!
zebrafashionista

Con

First off I have to say mozel taf to all of you beleibers because I despise you!!!!! Now that everything is not big foot o would like to say that flags are fake!!!! YES i said it and it is true. That is what the singing beaver says everytime I fall asleep. I was abused when I was a child wait, did I realy just say that because I have purple ONIONS!!!!! Thank you to the wrappers at the mall because without you I would not have any friends and you are only there during CHRISTMAS TIME!!!! Why can't they just have dancing cati? It would SOLVE THE PROBLEMS OF THE UNIVERSE!!! What is the color of a mirror. I know your face he he !!!!! intercom...... I know Dora, I saw you too and no one belives me? Tofa meat paradox. Does tofu even have any meat? We ooh we ohh we ohh. Oh no the jig is up what will I do? You will never take me coppers! I have a bomb and I am not afraid to use it. Why you cheeky little beggar! Sure I will give you a maow and some poridge. Sorr, I have been watching TOO many really hot brittish guys on youtube called jack and finn!!!!!

Now, I would just like to say that this whole section above this line is FAKE and just for enjoyment but, I would like to say that Jack and Finn are real brittish people and if you two are reading this or anyone brittish, sorry for my brittish butchering. If you want to check them out go to youtube and enter either:
jacksgap OR finnharries.

THANK YOU, THANK YOU VERY MUCH as Elvis would say!!!
Toodles!
Debate Round No. 2
kroshka12

Pro

*announcer voice*
Today, I will officially post my argument.
*announcer voice off*

I hear a clock ringing, like a big tower clock...
that could be the start of a poem

I like mooses... or is is moosi...or mooseseseseseses....

My parents say I read to much... is that normal?
I LOVE THE HUNGER GAMES!!!!! Comment if you do too!

I WALK INTO THE BAKERY, AND THIS IS WHAT I SEE.
KATNISS EVERDEEN IS STARING AT ME!
I GOT A LOAF IN MY HAND, AND I AIN'T AFRAID TO THROW IT, THROW IT, THROW IT.
IM PEETA AND I KNOW IT!!!!

Did you know that sarcasm is a type of bullying?
Oh no I'm a bully! I use sarcasm!
Stay away from me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vote PRO! Please?
zebrafashionista

Con

Pop here I am!!!!! Ready for some ACTION!!!!! Wait what was I doing? Anyway, I brought Okra!!! Baby, baby what are you doing on the ground, that is my question to you!!!!! Lunch box, lunch box, where are you in my backpack holding food? Yeah Vegas baby!!!!! Where, where, where are we? Mommy? Mommy? wahh, wahh. Wait what just happened? Was that just My competitor? YES!!!! it was because they knew they were egg (because the egg came before the chicken)! Yeah plus I believe that you've seen nothing yet from me but... that was all con got. She is running dry!!!! Ice , ice baby because I am on fire!!!! No really, I am fire get me some water!!!!!
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com... Cheesy jingle cheesy jingle that is what I am doing now Buy whatever I am selling!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Debate Round No. 3
kroshka12

Pro

Elmo says hi! http://www.google.com...

lets do this...
I'm just bored now...
ill make a poem about homework!

homework, oh homework what can I say?
you really brighten up each and every day! *sarcasm*
I love solving your math problems, with no extra charge,
and even some worksheets are extra- large!

homework, oh homework, what can I say?
you really brighten up each and every day!

and that was my failed attempt at a poem... here's another one!

twinkle, twinkle, math worksheet,
how do you become complete?
angles, fractions, and percents,
why cant they just make some sense?
twinkle twinkle math worksheet,
how do you become complete?

as you can see, I'm pretty frustrated at my math homework I got today...
zebrafashionista

Con

Orange purple hair, the biggest paradox ever!!! Now that the bloons are popped(http://www.notdoppler.com...) let us continue!!!!!!
Who wants to here some really bad word puns?!?!?!
Lettuce continue!!!
Donut disturb!!!
Meat you there!!!
Ha ha ha those were horrible and that is why I am fake laughing. By the way did you know that I am a person??? I knew it!!! I wasn't a person just like on Candygirls ha ha to my competitor!! (inside joke)
Who wants more when you can have less??? Here is some things that this can apply to money, air, organs, happiness and of coarse as most of you people out there on the internet already know: friends!!!

Choco Choco poodle
who wants a noodle
All I say is toodle
when I go out da door
come get some more!!!!!

And that was just a really bad poem made by me in the efforts of making you pass out person who is reading this debate but obviously if you are reading this really long sentence then you are not passed which means I fail as usual!!!!

Mustache you and don't forget to vote con because the word con is just so positive!!!(in sarcastic voice)
Debate Round No. 4
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Posted by zebrafashionista 3 years ago
zebrafashionista
ikr well except in other cases
Posted by firefish12 3 years ago
firefish12
saxton, i would have voted for u if i had a cell phone
Posted by zebrafashionista 3 years ago
zebrafashionista
This is so close...(biting my nails but not literally)
Posted by zebrafashionista 3 years ago
zebrafashionista
We are ranked #9 overall and #3 in voting period!!!!I am so excited OMG!!!!
Posted by toolpot462 3 years ago
toolpot462
Where do socks have unlimited baking points? And at any rate, he never actually took the goalie home for summer vacation.
Posted by tara95118 3 years ago
tara95118
sorry that was em not tara
Posted by tara95118 3 years ago
tara95118
lol, mic, u are the only one commening
Posted by zebrafashionista 3 years ago
zebrafashionista
double oops because what I said in my first comment is wrong.
when I said con in argument THREE NOT FOUR I meant pro because that is not all that I got!!!
Posted by zebrafashionista 3 years ago
zebrafashionista
I apologize to all Jewish people and especially because I misspelled mazel tov!!!! so sorry.
Anyway...VOTE FOR CON!!!
Posted by zebrafashionista 3 years ago
zebrafashionista
I got a hunger games joke!!!
what does Peeta + Katniss=?
comment below to guess but I won't tell you unless you lonely people without a life guess (or a computer geek/freak like me!!)
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Reasons for voting decision: Pro's posts seemed more organized, which is not random.
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Reasons for voting decision: I just thought she was more random.
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Reasons for voting decision: LOL. Kroshka for being random in a sophisticated way. Points to Zebra for Bloons
Vote Placed by Daktoria 3 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Wtf? I don't even...
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Reasons for voting decision: I can't rate the argument, but I can rate the awesomeness of bloons tower defense!
Vote Placed by Anon_Y_Mous 3 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: I have a special hatred for people who use google images as a source. Con gets sources.