The Instigator
danny123
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The Contender
butterflyprincess3
Con (against)
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I am the best at making fun of people in this website?

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Started: 4/17/2014 Category: Funny
Updated: 2 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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Debate Rounds (5)
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danny123

Pro

If you disagree challenge me to a joke session.
keep it clean
no profanity
butterflyprincess3

Con

I agree to challenge you to a joke session. This round I will post twenty jokes, and they will not have profanity, like you asked for.

1. If you were twice as smart, you would still be stupid.
2. You're so ugly that Hello Kitty said goodbye to you.
3. You're so ugly that when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
4. Is that your face, or did your neck barf up?
5. It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.
6. You're so old, even your memory is black and white.
7. You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor smacked the wrong end.
8. You're so poor that you have to eat cereal with a fork to save money.
9. I heard the only place you're invited is outside.
10. You're so ugly that they push your face in dough to make gorilla cookies.
11. You're so old that your birth certificate expired.
12. So, a thought crossed your mind? It must have been a long and lonely journey.
13. You're so stupid that you call people to ask them for their phone number.
14. You're so stupid that you think cheerios are doughnut seeds.
15. If ugliness were a crime, you would have a life sentence.
16. You're so dumb that you need to use your fingers to add 1+1.
17. You're so ugly that they put your face on a milk carton and the milk spoiled.
18. You're so poor that you can't afford to pay attention.
19. You're so old that your candles cost more than your birthday cake.
20. You're so dumb that you tried to steal a free sample.

Debate Round No. 1
danny123

Pro

danny123 forfeited this round.
butterflyprincess3

Con

butterflyprincess3 forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 2
danny123

Pro

danny123 forfeited this round.
butterflyprincess3

Con

See? He even forfeitied, which proves I am much better at making fun of people in this website. On the other hand, it looks like his account was deactivated, so he sort of has an excuse.

Debate Round No. 3
danny123

Pro

danny123 forfeited this round.
butterflyprincess3

Con

This person forfeits too much. Oh no, I just got a terrible idea! What if he is, in fact, making fun of me by forfeiting and deactivating his account? What a horrid thought and an even worse strategy.

I'm just kidding. Vote con because I didn't forfeit three rounds in a row!
Debate Round No. 4
danny123

Pro

danny123 forfeited this round.
butterflyprincess3

Con

Vote me! :3
Debate Round No. 5
1 comment has been posted on this debate.
Posted by NiamC 2 years ago
NiamC
Brilliant jokes
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