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XStrikeX
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The Contender
killer102
Con (against)
Losing
3 Points

I can post funnier "yo mama" jokes than my opponent.

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Started: 3/24/2010 Category: Miscellaneous
Updated: 6 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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XStrikeX

Pro

I'd like to thank my opponent, whoever that may be, for accepting this debate.
The topic is "I can post funnier 'yo mama' jokes than my opponent." First round will be 3 'fat' jokes. Second will be 3 'stupid' jokes. Third will be 3 'cheap' jokes. And lastly, fourth, 'old' jokes.
Here are mine:
1. Yo mama so fat that when she tried out for Survivor, they said,"Sorry. We already have an island."
2.Yo mama so fat that I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
3. Yo mama so fat that she stepped on an airplane and it turned into a submarine.
I look forward to the response.
killer102

Con

Yo mama is so fat that when she climbed a mountain everyone yelled solar eclipse solar eclipse.
Yo mama is so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Debate Round No. 1
XStrikeX

Pro

Thanks for responding!
Now for old jokes...
1. Yo mama so old that Jesus Christ was her classmate.
2. Yo mama so old I told her to act her age and the hag died.
3. Yo mama so old, when God said "Let there be light" she was there to flick the switch.
killer102

Con

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Debate Round No. 2
XStrikeX

Pro

Your second joke was basically my second joke... :(
Sorry, I went out of order. Old was fourth, but... whatever. Now on to "cheap" jokes.
1. Yo mama so cheap that when I stepped on her cigar, she said "get your foot off ma heater."
2. Yo mama so cheap that she got angry at the gumball machine for not accepting coupons.
3. Yo mama so cheap that when she I pissed on her lawn, she thanked me for watering the garden.
killer102

Con

Yo mama's so cheap, she's on the dollar menu
Yo mama's so cheap, I gave her a penny for sex and she gave me change
Yo mama is so cheap, instead of buying a fire alarm, she hangs Jiffy Pop from the ceiling
And for the joke I accidently coppied Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Debate Round No. 3
XStrikeX

Pro

Now 'stupid' jokes.
1. Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved.
2. Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.
3. Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
killer102

Con

Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the Superbowl.
Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Debate Round No. 4
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Posted by iMeriel16 5 years ago
iMeriel16
Yo mama so stupid she failed her blood test.
Yo mama so stinks when she farts it caused the global warming.
Yo mama so fat when she wear a rain coat and people saw her they yell TAXI!
Posted by LoganRuckman 6 years ago
LoganRuckman
How about "Yo mama's such an f-ing whore, I f-d her!" LOLWUT
Posted by jingzhezhang 6 years ago
jingzhezhang
I'm sorry con but your losing very badly. I can make better yo momma jokes better than all of you!
Posted by RaeTulo 6 years ago
RaeTulo
Just so you know, pro..
you don't actually have to post funnier Yo Mamma jokes.
"I can post funnier "yo mama" jokes than my opponent." This resolution implies that you only have to prove that you CAN post funnier jokes, meaning that you have the ability.
:)
Haha, just a way to flip the resolution.
Con, you only have to prove that your opponent cannot post funnier ones.
you don't have to be the one to post funny yo mamma jokes.
you just prove why he doesn't have the ability.
Posted by bombmaniac 6 years ago
bombmaniac
con, yo mamma never taught you any good yo mamma jokes!
Posted by killer102 6 years ago
killer102
i COPIED ANOTHER JOKE SO i WANT TO SAY MY 3RD STUPID JOKE.Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread
Posted by Cody_Franklin 6 years ago
Cody_Franklin
I was thinking the exact same thing.
Posted by Koopin 6 years ago
Koopin
The title is screaming for semantics.
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