The Instigator
Ayyuba
Pro (for)
Winning
1 Points
The Contender
GENERIC-OLD-GRAMPA
Con (against)
Losing
0 Points

I can tell better jokes

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Post Voting Period
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after 1 vote the winner is...
Ayyuba
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 11/11/2013 Category: Funny
Updated: 3 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 903 times Debate No: 40302
Debate Rounds (5)
Comments (3)
Votes (1)

 

Ayyuba

Pro

First round is for acceptance.
GENERIC-OLD-GRAMPA

Con

i accept, but the first joke that will be said is your life. BOOOM!
Debate Round No. 1
Ayyuba

Pro

That is a good joke just like your sex life. Tell Mom I said hello. Ahem: 1 Why is it good to have sex with Jesus? When you yell "oh Jesus" it aint blasphemy. 2 What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? You can unscrew the lightbulb.
3 What did Winnie the Pooh call his nanny? A Poonanny. 4 How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Zero, they fear change. 5 How many Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb? I don't know either, it has not been legislated yet.
6 How many Libertarians does it take to change a lightbulb? No taxes! 7 How are Mitt Romney and bisexual people the same? They both go both ways. 7 Why are zombie apocalypses sexy? You have an excuse to say "eat me".
8 What do you call it when a zoophile has sex with a dog? Screwing the pooch. 9 What do you call it when a zoophile has a son by a dog? A son of a b1tch. 10 How did Hitler tie his shoes? Little knotsies. 11 What did the racist parrot say? Polly want a cracker. 12 Would you rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby? What's a matter baby? Nothing sweetie, how about you? 13 What do you call a Jewish martial art? Jew jitsu. 14 I had a gay horse once. His name was haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! 15 Why did the prostitute die having sex? She wanted to go out with a bang.
Conclusion: You are now free to bow to the queen. ;)
GENERIC-OLD-GRAMPA

Con

GENERIC-OLD-GRAMPA forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 2
Ayyuba

Pro

Ayyuba forfeited this round.
GENERIC-OLD-GRAMPA

Con

GENERIC-OLD-GRAMPA forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 3
Ayyuba

Pro

Ayyuba forfeited this round.
GENERIC-OLD-GRAMPA

Con

GENERIC-OLD-GRAMPA forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 4
Ayyuba

Pro

Ayyuba forfeited this round.
GENERIC-OLD-GRAMPA

Con

GENERIC-OLD-GRAMPA forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 5
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Posted by Technicallyderped 3 years ago
Technicallyderped
I've got a corny joke. What does the gay rooster say? Anycockildo!
Posted by Ayyuba 3 years ago
Ayyuba
I love you too, Princess. ;)
Posted by LAQUAINE 3 years ago
LAQUAINE
Well, Ayyuba got annihilated in the first round.
1 votes has been placed for this debate.
Vote Placed by KingDebater 3 years ago
KingDebater
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Reasons for voting decision: Neither sides' jokes were good, but conduct to pro because she forfeited less. On a side note, what a coincidence it is that the two women in Pro and Con's avatars look the same.