I love you more

I will prove I love you more. the point of this debate is for each side to prove that they love their opponent more. The person who is more convincing and proves their love more should win. This is just for fun. I don't care if your a dude, woman, cat, dog, or an egg. I will debate with you.

1-acceptance
2-3.....is whatever we want it to be.
4- summaries....no new arguments.

I accept this debate and will argue that I love the Pro more than she loves me

I love my opponent because Well Imabench is my squishy. You are my squishy and forever will be my squishy.(nemo reference)

1. Every time I think bout you my heart misses a beat.

2. Whenever I'm around imabench for some reason he makes me shy. I'm not a shy person but because I love imabench he makes me shy.

3. I stalk his debates( he doesn't know this but now he knows.). I love him so much that I want to stalk every aspect of his life. I will profess that I masturbate to every debate he has and every comment he posts. After reading his acceptance I grabbed the ky and went to work. Because I love him so much I will profess my weirdness to the world just to prove that I love him.

4. Whenever I realize that I'm dreaming about imabench I wake up with a sticky spot in my bed.

5. Even though imabench doesn't love me I still love him. Even though he never called me back after we had sex I still await for the day to see his face . I believe I love imabench more because I stalk him more than he stalks me.

6. I typically don't pre-ejaculate but every time I see a bench I jizz in my pants.


What I would do for imabench. you refers to imabench.


1. I would kill my entire family and unborn child for you.

2. I would rape my mother for you.

3. I would bathe in a tub of spiders though I'm terribly afraid of them for you.

4. I would torture women and cut of their nipples or clitoris or I would castrate anyone just to prove my love for you. I also will now take steroids to shrink my penis because the last time we had sex you said my penis was too big. So to make you happy I will shrink my penis to whatever size you want.


5. I asked imabench to be my love but he rejected and I am hurt by it. To prove my love I wrote a poem for you.

I could stop the tears
I could hide the pain
but whatever's hidden in the scars
will always remain
I could change my whole image
I could fine someone new
but the love I could have for him
will still pour out to you

and the worst thing about it
is that you don't even care
I could scream out for you forever
but you'll never be there
when you know how I feel
it still won't damage your mind
that you hurt me so
with one big word:
goodbye



I would love to just say goodbye to imabench but I cant because to me he is like the water. I love the water because it is seemingly simple but so beautiful and complex in its abilities. Water quenches my thirst. though imabench doesn't want to be my lover my thirst is quenched by him just talking to me. SO I believe that I love you more....... The difference between being in-love and being enslaved is nothing. I am your slave. Though imabench wanted to hit it and quit it i want to continue but he seems to reject me. Thus i love him more.

I want affection from imabench the fact that i have to ask him for affection proves he doesnt love me like i love him. Witch means i love him more.

It seems that imabench wants to prove his love by saying he mastrubates to me viciously and that his penis probroly looks like a chewed up snickers bar. This is a problem.Number one how are we going to possibly have sex again if your penis is deformed. If you really love me then you will keep your penis looking good by not rubbing the skin off of it so that my love for you can be expressed in person without your passion stick falling off. Also, Mastrubation alone doesnt prove that a person loves something or someone. Many people mastrubate to porn stars but that doesnt mean they love them.

"and when I cry thinking that you dont know me I use my own tears as lube to masturbate even harder to you."

By the way i do know you. I stated earlier that you are my squishy and will forever be my squishy. How can i say that and not know you?


At best the only thing that imabench has proven here is that he has a fetish for me. Just because you have a fetish and want to have sex doesnt mean you love me. Honestly I dont think imabench loves me. Ive stated that i would rape my own mom for him while the best he can give is mastrubating in a sock. I love you my dear but i think your just saying these things to just get in my pants. Though i wont object i know whats happening here.

"It seems that imabench wants to prove his love by saying he mastrubates to me viciously and that his penis probroly looks like a chewed up snickers bar"

So you HAVE been getting the pictures of myself ive been sending to you!!!! you never respond to me texts :(

"Number one how are we going to possibly have sex again if your penis is deformed."

That first time didnt count as sex!!! You went at it for 15 seconds, gave me a hot steaming load to my face, and then went to sleep! that doesnt count as sex!!!!! furthermore the fact that I willingly masturbate to you so hard that my penis looks like a hot dog that got hit by a lawnmower only emphasizes how much I think of you and love you.

"If you really love me then you will keep your penis looking good by not rubbing the skin off of it so that my love for you can be expressed in person without your passion stick falling off. "

I already explained how I use my own tears as lube

"Also, Mastrubation alone doesnt prove that a person loves something or someone. Many people mastrubate to porn stars but that doesnt mean they love them."

Its the only way I can express my love to you because every time i burn your house down you ignore me for months!!!!

"I stated earlier that you are my squishy and will forever be my squishy. How can i say that and not know you?"

We all know that "squishy" is just a code word for sex slave, but that doesnt mean you love me, you see me as a tool not as a person/bench!!! I see you for who you are, a person and a lover!

"At best the only thing that imabench has proven here is that he has a fetish for me. "

I SHOVED MY SEMEN LACED TUBE SOCK INTO MY BROTHERS MOUTH FOR YOU!!!!!

" Ive stated that i would rape my own mom for him while the best he can give is mastrubating in a sock"

First of all your mom is f*cking hot so dont make it seem like having sex with her is a chore. Second of all having sex with a hot person doesnt symbolize love at all it just says how YOU WOULD CHEAT ON ME WITH YOUR OWN MOTHER YOU B*TCH!!!!

I dont know why I put up with you but dammit I love you and I am not leaving you alone until we have that hot sweaty sex that I always wanted and make 16kadams watch in a corner.

At this point i summae why i love imabench more than he states he loves me. Also this is the last round sosk that no knew arguments are made.

Though i love you my little sexmuffin i will still ty to win this debate.

Ignored points by con.

1. Every time I think bout you my heart misses a beat.

2. Whenever I'm around imabench for some reason he makes me shy. I'm not a shy person but because I love imabench he makes me shy.

4. Whenever I realize that I'm dreaming about imabench I wake up with a sticky spot in my bed.

6. I typically don't pre-ejaculate but every time I see a bench I jizz in my pants.

1. I would kill my entire family and unborn child for you.

2. I would rape my mother for you.

3. I would bathe in a tub of spiders though I'm terribly afraid of them for you.

4. I would torture women and cut of their nipples or clitoris or I would castrate anyone just to prove my love for you. I also will now take steroids to shrink my penis because the last time we had sex you said my penis was too big. So to make you happy I will shrink my penis to whatever size you want.

5. I asked imabench to be my love but he rejected and I am hurt by it.



If imabench truely loved me beyond being the person he mastrubates in tube socks too. (by the way why a sock?) Then he would not have let these points stand until the last round.Imabench has rejected me time and time again and is lying that he truey loves me.

I offered to rape my mother for him, I offered to kill my entire family and unborn child for him,I offered to bathe in a tub of spiders of wtch is my worst fear for him. The best he gives me is mastrubating to my picturre and making his brother sniff it. Lat me say that astrubation does not equal love. I also do not understand why putting semen in someone elses face constitutes love. It doesnt.

My opponent claims that he sends pictures to me vis text message. He is lying, what is my phone number if you have been truely texting me????


"That first time didnt count as sex!!! You went at it for 15 seconds, gave me a hot steaming load to my face."

Sex is intercoarse and more. We had intercorse an it only felt like 15 seconds to you because i drugged you so you wouldnt run away again and lie and tell the police that you have 5 vaginas and that i raped all of them. Our session was actually about 2 hours. Also if he really loved me he wouldnt be defending his mastrubating if i asked him to stop. When someone is in love they would do anything for their signifiant other. Since he wont agree to my request he must not love me enough.

"I already explained how I use my own tears as lube."

Umm tears dont have a lubey property and takes to much reapplying. You should just have sex with me again so you wouldnt have to do that.

"Its the only way I can express my love to you because every time i burn your house down you ignore me for months!!!"

Ive bee in the same house for abut 17 years and it has never been burned down. On the other hand it is you who i ignoring my balls.


"I SHOVED MY SEMEN LACED TUBE SOCK INTO MY BROTHERS MOUTH FOR YOU!!!!!"

I would kill my momand unborn child for you. I think my actions express more love tha cum in a sock.


"First of all your mom is f*cking hot so dont make it seem like having sex with her is a chore. Second of all having sex with a hot person doesnt symbolize love at all it just says how YOU WOULD CHEAT ON ME WITH YOUR OWN MOTHER YOU B*TCH!!!!"

My moms not hot....... http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com...


Did you jjust call me the b word? if you truely loved me youwouldnt be calling me these obscene words. You have hurt my feelings imensely.