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imabench
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CAPLlock
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If the world ends in 2012 DDO should all hide in a safe bunker and have one giant legendary sex orgy

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imabench
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 4/4/2012 Category: Miscellaneous
Updated: 4 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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imabench

Pro

The world is suspected to end late this year, and there are some people who say there is a legit chance it will happen because the Mayans predicted it would.

The Resolution is if the world ends in 2012 and someone provided the means to sustain DDO members with enough food and supplies to wait out the apocalyptic events brought about in 2012, then DDO should, upon realizing they will be the only ones who survive, proceed on repopulating the world through sex and/or sex orgies. That all didnt fit in the resolution though so I shortened it and threw in that part about the sex orgy to raise people's interest.

There would not only be merely one orgy, there would most likely be many orgies or just a large amount of sex between members done to repopulate the world while in a bunker/underground city populated only by fellow DDO'ers who would form their own society while inside the bunker/city

Pro: DDO should repopulate the world through erotic acts of reproduction
Con: DDO should simply survive and let humanity die out the way God wanted it to

Whoever accepts the debate must agree that
1) The world will end in 2012,
2) That DDO'ers will be the only people who survive,
3) That the bunker will have enough food, water, supplies, and weed to sustain themselves indefinately
4) That nobody on DDO has any STD's
5) That Mitt Romney will be the GOP candidate
CAPLlock

Con

I am sure I will get banned for this debate.

Thank you for the first shots.

I take it that he didn't say anything about banned members.

But let's shove off.

P1- Is it a good/safe idea?

On DDO there is about

12,624- Females

And
24,183 -Males

If we all get in a Giant sex Orgy, then what happens to those who are at the
bottom of the pile?
--Having thousands pounds of fat crushing is, by far, a crap way to go.

--Having said that, would that be breeding grounds for disease?

--What if you were the lucky bastard who was on top and an underground earthquake comes along and smashes your body to the ground?
Is there a chance that some DDO'ers could bring parasites, viruses and other
diseases to the underground bunker?

Could there be a mass murder a la cabin fever?
P2- HEARTLESS, TRAITOROUS LIBIDO!!

In a sense who will get some booty from some of the
"smarter" members like Royal or LDF?

I think this will lead to personal fights as who will get Royal/LDF.

But of course if everyone is in a pile, then wouldn't that mean everyone gets a piece?

Well, true. But if you where right on LDF you might attract some unwanted company.
LK might get a wee jealous if there's a bench on LDF's back

So in the resulting effects would be
A war between the least hot and the hot women.
The men fight roman gladiators-esque fights.
The rise of tensons in the bunker.
The least appealing women in a bit of rage.
A inpasse of future families

P3- Do we really want Izbo to breed with NoNo/Gabby?

Well DO YOU!?! The mere chances of Izbo to impregnate someone is too high.
Even more scary what if Izbo does it with NoNo? And if Izbo is in a pile he could impregnate multiple women AT ONCE!

As much as I like to move on, I will stop here.

OCCUPY DDO!
PICK THE BUSTY MIDGET 'HANDBOOK'!
VOTE CON
Debate Round No. 1
imabench

Pro

"If we all get in a Giant sex Orgy, then what happens to those who are at the bottom of the pile?"
The orgy wouldnt be like a Mount Fuji pile, it would be spread out like pavement over a big distance to prevent people from being squeezed to death

"Having said that, would that be breeding grounds for disease?"
All STD's dont exist as stated above and as far as cleanliness is concerned the only parasite that could be spread would be Inferno....

"What if you were the lucky bastard who was on top and an underground earthquake comes along and smashes your body to the ground?"
Then you would probably have sex with at least 6 girls on the way down.... Enjoy the fall

"Is there a chance that some DDO'ers could bring parasites, viruses and other diseases to the underground bunker?"
STD's no, anything else why not.

"Could there be a mass murder a la cabin fever?"
Depends if everyone is about to climax and someone kills the mood or not.....

"In a sense who will get some booty from some of the "smarter" members like Royal or LDF?"
They are the female wonderlings of DDO so they would get to choose who to mate with while all the men watch and take notes....

"I think this will lead to personal fights as who will get Royal/LDF."
Challenge accepted

"But of course if everyone is in a pile, then wouldn't that mean everyone gets a piece?"
Sure, that is how an orgy works i think

"if you where right on LDF you might attract some unwanted company. LK might get a wee jealous if there's a bench on LDF's back"
GOOD, let him watch, he'll learn a thing or two.... or ten

Effects of the orgy given by the Pro,
A war between the least hot and the hot women. - Let the Wet t-shirt wars begin!
The men fight roman gladiators-esque fights. - THAT WOULD BE AWESOME, noobs go first
The rise of tensons in the bunker. - As long as there are contraceptives, tissues, lotions, internet access and tube socks that problem can be fixed
The least appealing women in a bit of rage. - Who cares what they think theyre not real people
A inpasse of future families - I think 30,000+ members could get around that issue.....

"Do we really want Izbo to breed with NoNo/Gabby? Well DO YOU!?"
YES I DO STOP ASKING, If Izbo does have a child we could sacrifice it to the Volcano Lord when we emerge from the underground haven.

"And if Izbo is in a pile he could impregnate multiple women AT ONCE!"
Dont you know that all guys immediately go to sleep after they....... whats the word....... blastoff? Izbo couldnt impregnate multiple women at once because all white men are only designed to fire once and then be done for 9 hours.....

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I still have 5,000 characters left so I will now tell you the story of how we all ended up having a giant orgy :D

It is October of 2012, with the end of the world merely 2 months away. All of DDO is calm and expecting the doomsday date to come and pass without any problems. However it is learned that the conservative members of DDO actually are in possession of a massive underground bunker/city that has enough food, water, supplies, weed, and other stuff to sustain all of DDO for an extended amount of time.

The bunker was built in 2008 after Obama won the election because they feared that the world would end then.

The conservatives were very shrewd in letting Liberals into the bunker, but a deal was made where if the conservatives did let the liberals inside, and the world DID end, then the liberals agreed to blame Obama.

Naturally the conservatives quickly welcomed everyone inside.

Now back to the story. As doomsday approached there were notable signs that the world was about to end. There was sunspot activity, eclipses, a flurry of natural disasters, etc. However it was when the final twilight movie came out that the world went to hell. You see in the final twilight movie, Jacob only took his shirt off three times, but fans were pissed because they were promised he would take off his shirt 5 times, so all the dumba** twilight fans took up arms and started overthrowing society. A couple attacked the bunker but we gunned them down pretty fast (Their skin was then removed and fed to the DDO'ers who brought their pets with them into the bunker)

As doomsday came and passed, all of society was destroyed, not a soul outside the bunker had survived. Upon realizing that DDO was now the entire human race, people immediately began ripping off each others clothes and started making some fine love to one another. What Thaddeus, Koopin, and Thett3 did to some people set the mood oh so fine, and before you know it more than 20,000 people were doing what nature intended them to do. There was lotions, candles, music, sweat, screaming of names, sweat, and then the greatest spectacle of all happened. You see somehow Thaddy, Koopin, Thett3, and a few others had coordinated all the men to do the nasty in once arithmetic motion in perfect coordination. The coordination was so spot on and the number of guys participating was so numerous that a minor earthquake was unleashed as a direct result from the orgy that was going on. Once the Earthquake broke 9.0 on the sexter scale enough sperm was mobilized to paint the Great Wall of China white......

After the initial Orgy, all the DDO'ers started rotating partners and as the days progressed it was realized who the females favored based on which guys were getting the most of it. However there were those men and women who were what you would call "the fuglies" who naturally couldnt get any from anyone, so they threatened to rebel against the finer and sexier members of DDO. What ensued was a series of gladiator fights where the hot guys slaughtered the ugly men in splendid valor and courage. Meanwhile the women settled their conflicts in a series of nearly nude mud wrestling matches, wet t-shirt battles to the death, and a few hardcore sandwhich making extravaganzas in between. As the days passed the uglier DDO'ers were eliminated from the DDO society leaving almost super society of glourious men and women who would now repopulate the world.

What followed was another orgy...

As time passed the Earth settled down, the sun came out again, and Spring was in the air. DDO emerged from the bunker with only enough lotion left for a month and began to form a new city-society from the ground up where those who were in charge were the smartest and sexiest bastards you could ever hope to be in an orgy with.....

I am FOR this, the Con is AGAINST this...... That is all

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I now will allow the Con to add arguments
CAPLlock

Con

Crap.

I was really busy this weekend.
Debate Round No. 2
imabench

Pro

"Crap. I was really busy this weekend."
So just because you were really busy (I assume having fun with a crack-whore behind a 7-11 after 3AM in an urban neighborhood) Thats enough for you to justify missing this round you had three days to write?

Let me tell you something about debating on here. Debating on here is a lot like a crack whore because at first you think "Oh, i'll do this for a while and not get involved too much, it'll be fine" but as the months progress you try to leave DDO because you have a life to live, but you keep coming back over and over and over because you are drawn to DDO. Much like the crack whore we both know. Only thing is we are drawn to her, even though she mocks me, and mocks how small my sha-bang-a-bang is, but I keep coming back for more and more. Why?

Because she's the only crack whore I can afford in this economy. F*cking Obama...... Making good quality cheap crack whores who are actually nice to people in short supply.......

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This time I have 6,750 characters so now i can go into greater detail about this Safe bunker/haven that DDO will all be living in.

Enjoy >:)

There are 37,000 people on DDO, and if we take away all the noobs who debated once and left and all the multi accounters that leaves about 24,000. And also since most noobs and multiaccounters are guys, if you eliminate all these extra accounts that leaves the number of true DDO'ers who are male and female at exactly the same.

How did I figure out that the number of males and females would be equal? Its an equation known as the IFMIU equation. What does IFMIU stand for?

I
F*cking
Made
It
Up

Using this equation i found out that the number of guys and girls in the bunker would be approximately equal. I did not make up this equation though it was made by Dr Isby. What does Isby stand for?

I'm
Still
Bullsh*tting
You

Since I made my point, what would life be like in the doomsaday bunker? Well with 24,000 people places to live and sleep will be limited, so it is recommended that 2 people sleep to a bed which I think everyone will find acceptable. However by law nobody would be allowed to wear clothes while they sleep (to conserve water loss from laundry) So people who do sleep together will be sleeping together nude, which is acceptable to most DDO'ers who arent pansies...

You wake up in the morning and you are allowed to wear one article of clothing (water conservation is our top priority) Here is the list of things that men can choose as their one article of clothing.

- 1 - Cowboy boots
- 2 - A Cowboy Hat
- 3 - An Astronaut Helmet
- 4 - An Electric Guitar
- 5 - A Belt
- 6 - A Leather Jacket
- 7 - Socks
- 8 - A thong
- 9 - See-through underpants
- 10 - Pom Poms
- 11 - Sunglasses
Or for the bolder men out there they can go naked

Now the thing about this society is that women also have to wear only one article of clothing, but women's choices are a little more limited.
Here is the list of things that women can only wear one of

- 1 - Finger-paint

Thats it, women are only allowed to wear finger paint....


Also by law a woman cannot put finger paint on herself, another woman has to paint her nude body for her.

Also by law a woman can only remove the finger paint if another woman washes her off with a garden hose...... Slowly

Also by law the woman painting the other woman cannot use her hands to paint the other woman. She may only use her a**, thighs, or mouth.

Youre welcome DDO ;D

Ok so we have living arrangements and limits about clothing and proper etiquette about what to wear, is there a schedule for how to live in the DDO Bunker?

1 PM = Wake up, yes people in DDO get to sleep in until 1pm....
2 PM = Breakfast / Shower / Clothing
3 PM = Debate / Mafia / Forums
4 PM = Debate / Mafia / Forums
5 PM = Debate / Mafia / Forums
6 PM = Debate / Mafia / Forums
7 PM = Dinner
8 PM = Daily Orgy
9 PM = Orgy continues
10 PM = Gatorade break
11 PM = Orgy continues
12 PM = Orgy ends, women cleanse themselves while guys watch in the stadium
1 AM to 1PM = Sleep for 12 hours

Now this sounds great and all, but the weekends are where the real interesting stuff happens. On Saturdays all of DDO meets to discuss the creation of new laws for their society. The laws must be erotic and hot in some form and must help contribute to how DDO carries out that thing that happens from 9 PM to 12PM....... All day Saturday proposals will be made about what the next law will become, when one law is selected to be submitted to the elders who decide if it will become law or not the next day.

On Sundays the elders debate all day about whether or not a law should become a law. While everyone waits for their decision DDO will have an orgy in the meantime. Here are the DDO elders

Thaddeus (Sexiest person on DDO)
Koopin (Voted Best lover on DDO)
FREEDO (Deepest knowledge of Kinky-ness in all of DDO)
Innomen (The one actual person who could run this thing)
and me of course (The one who predicted such a society from forming)

The 5 of us will determine which laws will be the hottest ones to implement on our society.

Now that that's out of the way there is one last thing that will be discussed. The end day.

Sooner or later society outside the bunker will die out, meaning that the day will come where the elders decide when it is time to leave the bunker and start living in the outside world. When it is decided by the elders that we can leave the bunker, the tradition of ORGY must be conducted. Orgy in this case is an Acronym that means

Only
Real
Guys
Ya'heard

This is what happens, When the day comes to leave the bunker, all FEMALES determine which Men will be allowed to go outside and reproduce to carry on the human race. Only men who receive 50% approval will advance, so this is why you want to really participate in the orgies, because when Exodus Day comes your performance overall will be judged, and how good of a lover you are will determine whether or not you are allowed to advance to repopulate the Earth.

Now hears what happens to those who dont advance. All men who fail to satisfy a majority of women will be forced to fight in the stadium to the death. Those who win 15 1v1 matches to the death will be allowed to move on in life. Those who win 20 will be allowed reproduction rights.

Heres the thing though, Women will also determine which women will be able to move on also. All women only need 10% approval from other women to move on, so all the ugly guys and the really ugly girls will through gladiator fights be rooted out, leaving the hottest of each species to go on and repopulate the Earth.

All men who get approved by women can then select their mates for the new world, but women must consent to it and may leave at any time. Once everyone gets a mate then the winners of the gladiator clash will be able to ask for permission from the remaining females. This is how we will determine which members of DDO will be able to move on and repopulate the Earth.....

That is all
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CAPLlock

Con

CAPLlock forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 3
imabench

Pro

Final statements regarding the qualities and characteristics of this society.

1) Gambling is completely legal (Get ready to bet on gladiator fights and the mud wrestling matches)

2) Sex tournaments would be abundant (For when orgies arent enough to keep us all entertained and relieved)

3) Gangs (Membership is determined by length of the mans thing-a-mah-jigger and playfully competes against other gangs)

4) Collection of all the movies in the world (For people in the corner to entertain themselves)

5) Debate.org Hall of Fame walkway (Statues to those who have contributed to DDO's greatness immortalized forever)

6) Oils, lotions, creams, etc is endless (go crazy you sex demons!)

7) The Stadium can seat all of DDO (Usually only sells out when Royal and LDF Mud-Wrestle)

8) Gladiator Uniforms (Classic roman gladiator equipment)

9) Free healthcare for sex injuries (ANYTHING can count as a sex injury though)

10) Facebook still works (Nobody knows how or why, but we still got it)

11) Weed is legal (Anyone who survives the Apocalypse deserves the right to smoke a nice ol' fatty)

12) Alcohol Age is 18 (See reason 11 for reason about why this is)

13) Unlimited Food (breakthrough in preservation technologies right before the Apocalypse hits)

14) Your name is your DDO name (Makes it cooler and more awesome)

15) Ranking System (See who thinks your awesome in the sack and who you need to impress more)

16) Jobs for everyone! (If you dont feel like debating or going on the forums you can earn money)

17) Successful self sustaining economy (We're DDO, of course we would figure it out)

18) No unwanted pregnancies (Condom technology raises efficiency to 100%)

19) Personal score cards (Keep track of whose world you rocked from night to night)

20) Movie Industry (Starring all of us in successful roles :D)

21) eBay (Sell your sex services on eBay and see how high people bid to have only you for one night)

22) Everyone gets their own Wikipedia page (People contribute to your legacy and YOU decide which parts to keep or not)

23) Quota's (Make sure that people put out at least once a week)

24) DDO Jail (For a**holes or people who dont meet their quota's. Also for those who smoke all your weed)

25) Free enhancement clinics (Nobody's gonna judge if you enhance your goods)

26) Stripper poles in every bedroom (If you have a sleep walking condition the pole can be removed for your safety)

27) ESPN (See who did the best after every orgy from day to day, top ten plays would be awesome by the way)

28) Climate Control (Ideal temperature for ideal orgy conditions)

29) Beds with suspension (Increase motion when doing it)

30) Beds with vibrations (Why not?)

31) Machine guns (Go outside and kill any zombies if they are out there)

32) Free sex hot lines (Those phone number hot lines that cost $90 a minute in real life that advertise at 3AM are free now)

33) Concoctions of 5 Hour Energy + Viagra (Might as well show off even after youre done)

I hope you got a kick out of this debate, Thanks for reading :D
CAPLlock

Con

CAPLlock forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 4
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Posted by imabench 4 years ago
imabench
Koopin had him beat in the best lover election by just a few votes..... Thett put up a hell of a fight but he came up just short. Sorry :P

PS, elders are required to have sex with everyone, they cant limit themselves
Posted by royalpaladin 4 years ago
royalpaladin
Thett should be one of the elders . . . :(
Posted by SarcasticIndeed 4 years ago
SarcasticIndeed
Lol, I would love to see this happen. Of course, only if I am not killed.
Posted by johnnyboy54 4 years ago
johnnyboy54
Imabench has brought forth the IFMIU equation and studies by Dr. Isby to prove that the ratio would be 1 to 1. Just read the debate and the truth will be revealed to you.
Posted by Wallstreetatheist 4 years ago
Wallstreetatheist
Isn't the gender ratio of this site male dominant like 60 to 1?
How would that work out? Ball bumping is not satisfactory.
Posted by johnnyboy54 4 years ago
johnnyboy54
I would assume that he doesn't want to share the girls with the members of this site.
Posted by imabench 4 years ago
imabench
Its a society where sex is bountiful, free, and inconsequential, what more power could someone want?
Posted by johnnyboy54 4 years ago
johnnyboy54
True, but people always desire more power. And sharing power with you guys would be a step down as current dictator of DDO. He would eventually get greedy and you would have to take him out, which will destroy the morale of the sex-bunker.

However, I do agree with a society where the worth of a person is dependent on their sexual prowess.
Posted by imabench 4 years ago
imabench
FREEDO is one of the elders, he gets all the proper treatment in this society no matter what
Posted by johnnyboy54 4 years ago
johnnyboy54
What happens when FREEDO leads the revolution?
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Reasons for voting decision: lulz So just because you were really busy (I assume having fun with a crack-whore behind a 7-11 after 3AM in an urban neighborhood) Thats enough for you to justify missing this round you had three days to write?
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Reasons for voting decision: Con has argued for only one round. Forfeited the others.