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mrhappy
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The Contender
BlueGuy1994
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If there was a zombie apocalypse we would never make it.

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mrhappy
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 9/24/2015 Category: Funny
Updated: 1 year ago Status: Post Voting Period
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mrhappy

Pro

Being in a zombie apocalypse would be not as fun as some people may think. People are dumb if you haven't realized by watching the walking dead. for some strange reason they all decide to kill each other instead of the walkers. And if your going by WWZ then nobody is surviving (those zombies move at top speed) unless you have aids but in that case your dead sooner or later. So all in all the world would be screwed.
BlueGuy1994

Con

You may be right about what could happen, but will it even go that far? First, of all, allow me to define a zombie. Zombies are reanimated corpses hungry for human flesh. Since they're corpses, they will decompose. In humid heat, corpses decompose faster. And in the winter, they will freeze up. After death, there is rigor mortis, which is caused by chemical changes in the muscles, and as a result, the limbs of the corpses will stiffen.
There are other factors that hinder a zombie's chance of survival. What has helped humans to be on the top of the food web? Their intelligence, their ability to use tools to protect themselves, their ability to use tools to hunt, and their wit. Take away all those, and factor in how slow zombies are, then you have a sitting duck for predators.
Also, factor in the reactions to the zombies, before a hypothetical apocalypse. After the zombies attack, the police will probably be called in to help. The police will most likely kill the zombies. If someone is bitten by them, then the cycle will continue. It usually takes a while for symptoms to show up in diseases, too.
Debate Round No. 1
mrhappy

Pro

Well I understand what your saying humans are intelligent but there not smart. What do I mean by that? Think about all the people in this day and age who wait for there opportunities to do something wrong how much more do you think they would do when there is no authority. And you can say the police will do something but if you were a police officer would you be at the station or would you be at home with your family trying to defend yourself. What ever police officers did stay wouldn't be a match for the bad people and the zombies. By the way if you've ever seen the movie World War Z you'd know that there is a possibility to have fast zombies who are also smart enough to know not to infect people who are already sick.
BlueGuy1994

Con

BlueGuy1994 forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 2
mrhappy

Pro

I'm pretty sure most people would pee there pants if they saw a zombie ( I know I would) also most people would have no idea there's even a zombie apocalypse they would think someone is playing a trick on them. If there was a apocalypse we would all be dead plain and simple.
BlueGuy1994

Con

BlueGuy1994 forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 3
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