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Illuminati was not kill

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Started: 1/12/2016 Category: Funny
Updated: 9 months ago Status: Post Voting Period
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I can proov dat illumininity is reel:
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I acept ur dank argument and i fel lik u r am worty aponento. u r am cheeky skrub and teh illuminatoy will get shrekt ell. preper ur anus cuz it will be rekt.
Debate Round No. 1


Butt i can has proof dat Russia asks "how do i evil"? Moon can be proved as faek kuz ov loomynartys

Russia maed a staregate to wakeup de god osiris frum sleep de moo n was made az a hologram 2 cover thee deadstar maed by obama omg tdeh @merica nev erlanded on tehmoon cus dey new that osamab inladen iz in teh cia. nikimanagge iz shoin one eyet o camara nda ythe pheotiogrsphers r wit dem 2 dat ois y thryb rin gthe slippard people to deh photoe sjoots becausse thay knoe datb hitler clonesa rer terewand diroties are luminary alzo febause they ne3ded to send soem ak47’s to teh union in civil war so dey cpuld win they used a tiem maciene to go bak and give dem assaul twapons licnoln wasnt shot by buth he was sot bye johnfkennedy and becase dey ertr mad they weant dack in time and killed jfk aall het kkk woer maskd so hide gtheir fa cesfrum teh goodpeo pleso thet could be bad anend make frankenstien so wen 9/11 hapened no one wuld think bush di dit did tehy make us slabes whata re they hiding f romus is fazecklan poweful to kill loomynrty bit atlantis died abd whales r contruling the weeather and accausi global lwarming the myan calender waz twu becauuse the phantum time hypothesis we areent in 2015 we r in 1715 cuz theey moved 300ye ars frum teh callender so we r gonna die in myantime helloe kitty waz made bye person bec auseshe made a deal wit devile to save frum moutch cancer and tatswhy wev eben wattchibg hellokitsy. Dis iz y skrek cant has loomynarty cuz illuminati backwards=cia!!!
dis iz y they are watchin gyou and the governments are cuntrolled by tringles.


DankMan forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 2


shrek is ugly u know what else is ugly… yomama.

yomama was teh name of the last person u were debating.

beginning to see the connections?

yomama has 12 after his name

you know what else has 12?

That right-- the twelve tribes of judah.

Judah is in the bible.

The bible has 66 books…

The bible also has 2 testaments.

12 tribes divided by 2 testaments is 6.

66 books plus 6 is 666.

You know what else has 666?

Thats right, athiests.

some atheists are professional athiests.

they have trilbies.



tri lbies



Tri is in trilbies.


666/3= 222.

add 2+2+2=6

6=6 because 6=6.


Angles has 6 letters.

Iz Skrek lominrty?



DankMan forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 3
1 comment has been posted on this debate.
Posted by yomama12 9 months ago
why U ca11 m3 ug1y? :(
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Reasons for voting decision: obvusly illuminattttttti is far frum kill proh all da wuay dANK MEmes n srek