It is obvious you are Batman because Chuck Norris has told me you live in Gotham and go by the alias Bruce Wayne. This butler guy I once knew named Alfred told me that Bruce Wayne was Batman. So there you have it, you are Batman.
That's bull crap. I've read all those jokes about Chuck Norris, but none of them are true. I mean if he could really do all that, he would be here right now hitting me over the head with me keyboaajlg;lmv;ojdsfpohkf[on;lc;cgjlk;sdflk;lkgasd'fkhosdgsdkgpodjb.